第6章 儿臣这是奉旨揍人!

zhengqianjunmudengkoudai,zhangdazuibakanxiangminghao。

对方说了什么?

jingrangwushiqizheilaodengfangxialeshasunzhichou!

buhuiyoushixiecaisiduifangdeweixiezhiyuba......

魏王闻言神情一滞。

zheijiu......gaikoule?

taituranleba......

tadouzhunbeihaoyaofuchuxiedaijiale!

“wuaiqing,niqueding.....tashizijishuaiside?”

wushiqizaicigongshou:“shide,huangshang!chenqueding!”

weiwangxinzhongyixi,gankeleyisheng,chenshengdao:“wuaiqinga,nidexinqingzhennenglijie,danshiqingdoubudiaochaqingchu,jiupaolaizhenmianqiankukutitide,zheshibugoutimianle!”

wushiqiwenyan,lianshangzhichouchou,shenxileyikouqichenshengdao:“chenyouzui,qinghuangshangzefa。”

zhengqianjunganghuanhexialaidemiansezaiciyizhen,biyidipieleyiyanweiwang。

真不是人啊!

erzigangbarensunzicaisi,laozihailaijiaoxunren!

haibizheduifangchengrencuowu!

wulaodeng......taikelianle!

weiwangzheicaimanyidedianlediantou,jimangshangqianshuangshouxufu:“wuaiqingsangsunzhitong,zhengantongshenshou!zuochuxiebulizhidexingweiyishuqinglizhizhong,zhenqihuizefayuni!

快快请起!”

“谢皇上!

huangshang,chenyouxinsunerdesangshi,bianxianxinggaotuile!”

“hao!hao!aiqingsuqu,suanqilaiyuchanghaishizhendezhier,sanglikebunengmahule!yiqiehuaxiaojuncongneitangzhichu!”

“谢皇上!”

wushiqilingzhixieen,suijibianchuleqianqinggong。

daitazouhou,weiwangzhongyuzhangshulekouqi,shentihuanglehuang,jiuyaodaoxiangdimian。

minghaoyanjishoukuai,yibachanzhuleta,chenzheliandao:“fuhuang,meishiba?”

weiwangyaoleyaotou:“fuzhenquxiexiejiuhaole!”

minghaoyebuduoyan,xiaoxindifuzheduifangdaolelongtapang,rangqizuoxia。

dadianliyizhenjijing,minghaoshizhongzhanzaiyuandi,erguanbibiguanxin。

liangjiu,sishihuifulexieliqi,weiwangcangbaidelianshangyoulexiexuese。

“吴玉昌要害你!“

他忽然开口。

minghaowenyanlikepailepaixiongfu,jingyadao:“zhendema?haihaohaihao!tabeiwoxiancaisile!”

“nijiubuxiangzhidaozheiyiqiedebeihoushisheizhishide?”weiwanghumuningshi,yizhabuzhadidingzhetadeyanjing。

“beihouhaiyouren?”minghaomanlianyihuo:“zheikebuxing!”

tasuijiguidi,huangkongdao:

“qingfuhuangzhunxuerchenjiufan!”

weiwangdemeitouzhouleqilai。

haohaodezenmechedaojiufanshangle?

sihukanchuletadeyihuo,minghaolikejieshidao:“fuhuangdoushuole,zheibeihouhaiyourenyaohaierchen,nei......neierchenduozhetamenbujiuxingle!”

躲?

呵呵~!

weiwangyishengcanxiao,zheikeshishejihuangweizhizhengde,qinengduodediao!

tazheigeerzi......

yipangdezhengqianjunyiyaoleyaotou。

zheiweidahuangzi,suiranyoushihoubiaoledian,danhaishishadeyouxiekeaile......

“jiufanma......yebushibukeyi!”

minghaoxinzhongdunxi:“fuhuangzheishidayingle?”

“keyishikeyi,danruobeihouzhirenhaishibukenfangguonini?”

明昊一阵冷笑。

不放过他?

tahaibuxiangfangguoduifangni!

daweifanwangkeshiyaozhenshoubianguande,shoushangshiyouhuweibingquande!

zheiyeshitaxiangxianjiufan,weisuofayudeyuanyinzhiyi!

zhiyaobingquanzaishou,tadaoxiangkankansheihaiganlaishata!

“jiandan!erchendairenyiqicaisitamen!”

魏王的手颤了颤。

zhengqianjundezuijiaobuzijuedichoudong。

zheiweidahuangzi,zheimexihuancairendema?

难道踩人很爽?

不行!

找机会他也要试试!

“哎~!”

魏王再次长叹。

“zhenbuzhiniweihehuranxiangyaojiufan,zhenyebuzhinishifounengtingdongzheiyiqie。

但朕今日要告诉你!

朕时日无多了!

朕护不了你多久了!

zhenyehubulezheidaweiduojiule!”

minghaolengshenkanzheweiwang,duifangdelianshangshiwujindeluomo。

很讽刺,也很悲哀。

zheiweimabeishangdehuangdi,dingshiyishengyaoqiangde。

dancishi,bengaizhengzhizhuangnian,queluodeyishenbingtai,gouyancanchuan。

tadexinzhong,yebuhaoshouba......

“昊儿。”

weiwangdeshengyindichen、wenrun。

“在。”

minghaodeshengyinyeyouxiedichen。

“jielezheihuangweikehao?”

“ng......ng??”

明昊目瞪口呆!

bianyilaodiefengle?rangshazijieban?

不!

不对!

他看穿了?

“nidayingle?”weiwangdunshixixiaoyankai。

zhengqianjunlianggeyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。

皇上疯了不成?

让一个傻子接班?

tanengganshenme?tahuiganshenme?

踩人脸吗?

ke......neiyezhibuleguoa......

他看了看明昊。

zhenlingrenxianmua......

yougehuangdidiejiushilebuqi,napachisha,dounengjitakangshanghuangwei!

minghaobuquedingduifangyoumeiyoukanchuan。

danzheicishijueduibunengluqie!

开什么玩笑?

zheichaotangshang,congwushiqikaishi,youyigesuanyige,sheiyuanyikantashangwei?

tagankending,zhiyaotaganjie,shuobudediertianjiuyaosiyuyiwai!

不能接!

傻子才接!

“fuhuangshiyaojiangneilongyisongjierchenma?”

“dui!zhenyaojianglongyisongjini!”

weiwangxinzhongdexiyuegengshen。

小样!

zhendangzhenkanbuchulainishizhuangshade?

suibuzhizheiweidaerweiheyizhuangjiushishijinian,danzheifenxinxing,zheifenchengfu,zuyirangtafangxinjiaojiehuangquanle!

zhiyaozaitajiangsizhishi,zaiweiduifangdaizouyiboweixiejiuxing!

buyongdiaocha,wuxuqiuzheng!

danfantajuedeyouweixiezhiren,yigebuliu!

weiwangshenshangdeqixidouranbagao,fangfozheimeduonianbeijibingmomiediaoderuiqi,yixiazidouhuilaile!

“haoahaoa!neierchenbalongyijipile!”

“劈了?”

魏王惊呼出声!

tadexinzhongzhiyoulianggeyiwen。

为何劈了?

劈了能干嘛?

shixianzheibalongyibugouqipai,tadehaodaeryaozhongzuoyiba?

yipangdezhengqianjunzhijuenaoziyijingmaoyanle。

qianbainianlaizhiyouweilelongyidashengdaside,congmeijianguoyishanglaijiuyaopilede!

zheiweidahuangzi,dangzhenrangren......dakaiyanjie!

minghaosaranyixiao:“dui!pilezuochenggunzi,erchenkansheibushuang,jiuyonglongyizuodegunzizoushei!

zouwanlehaiyaogaosuduifang,erchenzheishifengzhizouren!”

艹!

傻逼吧!

郑千军心中腹诽。

zheishizhengchangrennengxiangchulaide?

pilongyijiuweilezuochenggunzizouren?

nitemeshihuangzi!yaozourenhaibushiyijuhuadeshi?

还需要拐这么多弯?

weiwangyezhongyubengbuzhule,lianseyinchendekepa。

“fuhuang,nishenmeshihoubalongyisongjierchena?”

“滚!”

yishenglongyinxiangchezhenggeqianqinggong。

“得嘞!”