fumushizonghou，qiyanjieshoulejialicandanjingyingdegudongdian，lishibangeyuehaoburongyimaichuyijianshuangyuwentongxi，getianyidazaojiubeikerenzhaoshangmentuihuo。
“laoban，nidianlimaidedongxibuganjing。”
“womendianlimaidedoushixiandaigongyigaofang，zenmekenengbuganjing？”qiyanweilebutuineisiqianjiubaijiushijiu，genrenbaichesanxiaoshi，turan——
“hua——”desheng，zhuoshangtongpenkaishiyichushui。
“nikan！nikan！tazhendenaogui！”kerenjinghuangshise，lianqiandoubuyaole，batuijiupao。
qiyanyeshayanle，hedechadianshishoujiangtongxidafan，danyixiangdaotajiazhi4999，jiejinlianggeyuedefangzu，yingshengshengwenzhule。
fuqiangminzhuwenminghexie……
tazaixinliyibianyouyibianbeisongershisizi，muguangjinzhangdidingzhemianqiandetongxi，lengshibugandongyixia。
tongxishiyuande，jiushigudairenyongdexilianpen。
biaomianyoubeiyanghuaxiushidehenji，danhainengkanchupendidewenlu，jiqijiandandeshuangyu。
tayikaishibeifangzaikufangzuibuqiyandejiaoluo。
qiyandasaodeshihoucaifaxian。
dangshiyourenyuanyihua4999mai，taganjuezheirentingyuandatoude。
xianzaizixikanshangmiandexiuji，caijingjuebushixiandairenweizaojiudehenji。youqishisuizheshuidebuduanchuxian，liangtiaoyujiuxianghuoguolaiyiyang，zaishuizhongyoudong，xuxurusheng。
gaibuhuizhenshilaobalaomacongnagetulibachulaide？
qiyanyouxietoupifama，jiangchilejifenzhong，xulebanpenshuidetongximoranfashenglebianhua。
dangzhedandanbowendeshuimian，yinyinyueyuedifuxianlezhanglian。
一张极美的脸！
fengmubochun，gaobijunyu。
pifubaidejinhucangtou，yuwuchenruomodemouzixingchengxianmingduibi，heierzhangdemeijinshileshui，fangfowanlijiangshanjuningqijian。
napazaishuizhongmeiyouneimeqingxi，douganjuedaojingweitianren。
erqiemeirendetoufahenzhang，yibangaoshu，yibansanzhe，xiangjileguren。
啊啊啊啊~
真的闹鬼！
haishimeidecixiongmobian、jingweitianrendeyangui！
qiyandehuxilingluanlejimiao，shengpaxiayimiaozheizhiguicongtongpenlipachulaichaozijisuoming，chaoqishoubiandedongxijiuzaleguoqu。
shenmeyantai、bixi、maobi……henbudebadianlidefoxiangyediujinquzhenyayanguile！
然而——
xiayimiaosuoyoudedongxi，quanbuxiaoshibujian！
齐嫣差点吓出魂。
taxiaoxinyiyikaojintongxi，fanfujiancha，liandibudoukanlehaojibian，meiyoulou。
neixiedongxidoubeitongxitunle！
qiyanhuanghuzhizhongxiangqilai，diujinqudeyantaihaoxiangshibeilaodiedangzhangyanfabaizaizhuomian、huozhenjiashidegudong！
靠北啦！
qiangrenqiancairutongsharenfumu！
tadeyanjingshunjianhongle：“nijiwodengzhe！”
qiyanfanxiangdaoju，zaikufangzhaochuleyibagaoyashuiqiang，duizhetongxiyidunmengchong。
死艳鬼快快现形！
ranertazibantian，tongxijiuxiangshigewudidong，bujinzhaodanquanshou，liangedierdoumeitianman。
齐嫣累了。
tachengzhezhuozi，chuankouqidegongfu，yibuxiaoxintadangzaofanderoubaodiaojinqule。
“……”
—
dongrihanlengwubi，wuyanpolegedong，buduanlouzhefeng。
shaonianhuangzideyishanpoweidanbo，xiuzhangdezhijiedongdeyouxiefazi，wuheidezhangfashunzhejianbanghuaxia，mianbaisiyoubingrong，qiruoyousi。
“dianxia，ninchengzhua，ninyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，rangnucaizenmehuidayugenniangniangdezaitianzhilingjiaodai！”pangbianchuanzhetongyangdanbodexiaotaijianqibuchengsheng。
老天爷啊！
为什么这么不公平！
dayuguohuangzizhongduo，xiaoshengjunpailaojiu，shixianhuanghousuochudedizi。
kexianhuanghoubushouchong，shengxiaxiaoshengjunbiansashourenhuan。
xinhoukansizhizhanghougong，gongpinggongyun，danchangnianqueyiduanshi，kedaixiaoshengjun。
nucaiyedoushibaigaocaidide。
tangtanghuangzihaidebangnucaiganxiekuhuoer，cainenghuanlaichishi。
最可笑的是——
xiaoshengjunzaidayumeiyouxiangshouguodihuangzidebanfenhaochu，quezailiangnianqiandayubaijidaliang，yinweidichudeshenfenchengweizhizidezuijiarenxuan！
xiaoshengjunmeiyouying，ershibilebiyan，youqiwulidao：“jiwodashuijingmianba。”
taxiangtimiandianxiaqujianmuhou……
xiaofuzitingdonglezijiazhuzidexianwaizhiyin，xinhenhenzhanlexia，gengyandao：“hao。”
tamenzhudewuzihenpojiu，limianzhiyouzhangmubanchuang，yichuangdanbodebeiru，dixiapulehouhoudedaocao，yikanjiurangrendongdeduosuo。
dangchucongdayudailaideneidiandongxi，yezaojiubeirenqiangzoule。
weiyinadechushoudezhishengneipentongxile。
xiaofuzizoudaoshuitongqian，faxianshuiyejiandile。
zheixieshuihaishixiaoshengjuncongsanlizhiwaideshanxiadalaide。
xianzaidadongtiande，heshuidoujiebingle，tamenyankanlianshuidouyaomeidehele。
xiaofuziyaowanlezuihoudeshui，duandaoxiaoshengjundemianqiandao：“dianxia，wofunin。”
“bubi，wozijilai。”xiaoshengjunbaishou，qiangchengqishenti，xiwanlianhousuishijingshenbushao，shizeyishiqiangnuzhimole。
xiaofuzideyanleizhibuzhuxiadiao。
zheiyike，tawubiqianchengdiqidao，huanghouniangniangruoshizhendezaitianyouling，baoyoubaoyoujiudianxiaba……
turantongxilibengchugejiejieshishideyantaizazailexiaofuzidenaoqiao。
“哎呦！”
xiaofuzitongdedajiao，haimeifanyinglai，yizhimaobichuojintadebikong，jinjiezhebixi、mudiao、jiuzun……
xiaoshengjunyemeiyouxingmian，beipumianerlaidexuanzhihulemanlian，huxidoukunnanle。
“bieza……biezale……”xiaofuzihuangmanghuzhuzijiazhuzi，haoburongyihuankouqi，yidaoqianglideshuizhucongpendipenyongerchu，zhichongxiaoshengjun。
“咳……”
xiaoshengjunbenjiuleiruodeshenzi，shunjianbeichongdedongdaoxiwai，heifazhanzhecangbairuzhidelian，kanqilaigenglangbeile。
“殿下！”
xiaofuzibujinbaozhexiaoshengjun，haotaodaku。
tajiazhuziyetaicanleba！
beirenqifujiusuanle，zenmeliangepopendouqifutamen！
“wowuai……ke……”xiaoshengjunjianxiaofuzikudeqican，gangkaikouanwei，turanwenreyouruanhudedongxidiaoluozailetadezhangxin。
xiaofuzidekushengjiaranerzhi，dingzheyoubaiyoudahaisanfazhexiangqidebaozi，yanshendouzhile。
“咕咚。”
tayonglitunyanlexiakoushui，buganzhixindiwenxiaoshengjun：“dianxia，zheishi……zheishibaozima？huanghouniangniang……huanghouniangniangzhendexianlingle！”