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女朋友喜欢试探我。

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“wodaole,nizainali,lushangyudaoshenmeshiqinglema?”

yangroujiwopailezhangzhaopian:“woyedaola~aze。buguodaodeshiqingdaxiaomenkou。”

woxiaorongjiangying,shouzhongtizhedezaocanpadayixiacongshouzhonghualuo。

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“nibushishuozhikaole470fen,womenyiqifudu?”

yangrouxiaoxixideshengyinchuanlai:“neizhishiduinideyicikaoyanla,woxiangkankannishibushizhendeaiwo,gongxini,tongguozheicikaoyan。”

woxinqingdusai,youwen:“neiniweishenmexianzaicaigaosuwo?”

“zheishiwoduinidedierdaokaoyan,kankannifaxianwoqishizaipiannihou,huibuhuishengqi。”

tashengyinsuiyiyoumanbujingxin,fangfozaitazuili,zheizhongkaoyanzhishiyidianwuzuqingzhongdexiaoshi。

tingjianwojiujiumeiyoushengyin,yangroushengyinyinchenxialai:“fengyuze,nibuhuishengqileba?yinidechengji,jiusuanbuyongxuexipaowangbawanyinian,mingnianyenengjixuqingsongkaohuada,nizhiyugenwoshengqima?”

“niyaoshiguaiwo,neijiufenshou!”