yizhouhou，popoqingkuangwending，yujihenkuaijiunengchuyuanle。
woxiabandaoyiyuanjihugongjiesuangongzi，xujunzaiyipangyuyanyouzhi，woxieyitayiyan：
“有屁快放。”
tajiejiebabadishuozuowanpeichuangdeshihoupopoxingleyixiaohuier，leiyanposuodikanzheta，suiranmeishuohua，danshineiyisitaxinlimingbai。
“yaobu，zanmenshaoweibangyixiawodageba……”
我毫不犹豫地点头：
“行啊。”
xujunyanjingyiliang，wojinjiezhedao：
“zanmenzheijiuquminzhengjulihun，lilehunniaizenmebangnidagejiuzenmebang，wojuebulanzhe。”
xujundejianbangyoutalexiaqu。
wokanyiyanbingchuangshangdepopo，cishitazhengyifubiyananshuidemoyang，danshijishangsheizhidaotadaodishishuishixing。
wominleminchun，juedingjintianjiupaoxiadoushibailingdebaofu，dangyihuixiesidilidezhongnianfunv。
“zanliangjiehundeshihou，nimashuojialidecaichandoujinidage，haiyaoninayibandejixujita，suoyiyihoutajiukaodageyanglao，buzhiwangwomen，zheihuanihaijidema？”
xujuntanyikouqi，meiyoufanbo，wojiezhedao：
“danshiwojiaguolaizhihou，nimeigeyuejinimaliangqiankuai，fengnianguojiewojitamaichidechuandeyongde，fanshiwofumuyoude，woyiyangyemeiluoxiata，womeishuocuoba？”
xujunrengjiudizhetoubugankanwo，buzhibujuejianwotigaoleyinliang：
“mazheicishengbingzhuyuan，womenchuqianjitajiaoshoushufeiqinghugong，xiabanlehaideguolaijitapeichuang，danshinidagedasaoni？tamenyijiaodoumeitajinguoyiyuan！”
jianwoqingxujidongqilai，xujunlianmangsuozhebozizuoleyigeshuangshouxiayadedongzuo，shiyiwoxiaoshengyixie，woyibahuikaitadeshou：
“wogaosunixujun，woshibuchaqian，woyebuxihannimadeqian，danshinimenbunengbawodangshazi！”
piejianpopofangzaibeiziwaimiandeshouzuanjinlebeizi，wofanlegebaiyan：
“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nimalaizhaowomenyaoqianjiushinidagezaibeihoutiaosuode，burantayigelaotaitaizenmehuizhidaofangwudiyadaikuan，hailiangquanqimei，wopei！nidagejiushibeinimaguande，bataguanchenglezongxiangbulaoerhuodexixuegui，buxiaofumu，suanjixiongdi，huogaitayibeiziqiongkunliaodao！”
popozhongyuzhuangbuxiaqule，tamengdizhengkaiyandengzhewo。
wokanyiyanchuangtoudexindianjianhuyi，jianshujuhaisuanpingwen，guoduanlanxiatadehuatou：
“ma，guanzirushazi，ninyaoshishaopianxindageyixie，shuobudingtahainengduoxintengninyidianer，yebuzhiyuninxianzaitangzaizheili，tamenfuqilianmiandoubulu。”
xujunshangqianliangbudangzaiwohepopozhongjian：
“nishaoshuoliangjuba，magangzuoleshoushu……”
xujunbiwogaoyigetou，woyangzhebozikanta，zhijuedeyikouqikazaihoulongkou，yanbuxiaquyoutubuchulai，quanshenzhibuzhudizhandou。
bingchuangshangdepopochouqiqilai：
“nimenganmayaojiuwo，rangwosilesuanle，wosilenimenjiuchengxinruyile……”
xujunlianshangliuluchuburenzhise，kanxiangwodeyanshendaizheaiqiu。
wowojinlequantou，henbudebatadeyanzhuzikouchulai。
每次都是这样。
xujunmingzhipopopianxintadage，sixialiyejingchangxiangwobaoyuan，danshimeicipopoyikuyibingtajiuxinruanle，yaoqianjiqianyaowujiwu。
zhiqianpopobuchujidixianwodouzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，danshitazheicishizaitaiguofenle。
jiangchijianwodeshixiansaodaochuangtoujushangdereshuiping，tuokouerchu：
“我出去打水。”
xujunbeiwozheituruqilaidetuirangnongdelengleyixia，wobulita，nazhereshuipingkuaibuzouchulebingfang。
woyaolengjing，bunengyinglai。
popopianxinleyibeizi，bukenengyinweiwojijubutengbuyangdezhizejiuzhuanlexing。
xujundetaiducaishiguanjian，zhiyaotanenghewotongyizhanxian，neipopojiushibayanjingkuxialedoumeiyong。
wohenkuainadinglezhuyi，jiemanreshuihoubianwangbingfangzou，tuikaifangmenqiandeyichanei，popojianlidekuhanshengchuanruerzhong，wobuyoujiaoxiayidun。