第一章

shenzhinvertanlianaile,yangnvsuikouyiju:「woyexihuanjiejiedenanpengyou。」

tamenbujinbisinver,haifanyaoyikou,shuonverdangsanbuchengcai***de。

wobuxin,jianchibaojingchamingzhenxiang,quebeilaogongkaicheniansi。

linsiqian,haitingdaoyangnvshuo:「ai,mamasuiranyouqian,danzhiyoutasile,caimeirenhuifaxianwoshibabadeqinnver。」

zhongshenghou,wokanzhegangbeilinghuijiadeyangnv。

我笑了。

我要玩死他们!

gumingdakaimen,gangzoujinlaijibu,tashenhouyouyizhangzhinendelian,xiaoxinyiyiditanlejinlai。

「mama,woshibabaganglingyanghuilaide,wojiaonianyi。

「xiexiebabamamajiwoyigechifanshuijuededifang。」

meixiangdao,wozhongshenghuilezheigeshihou。

gumingyeyouxiejinzhang:「laopo,zheihaizigenwoyouyuan……」

wosaoleneizhanggengumingyousanfenxiangsidelian,xinlirenbuzhulengxiao。

meiyuan,yedangbulesishengnv。

danwobiaomianpingjing:「e,jinlaiba。」

gumingsonglekouqi,qianzhetadeshoulingzhetazuoxia。

jiulianpingrililandaohenbudezaichuangshangchifandepopo,yeqinzixueleshuiguo。

「nianyizheihaiziyikanjiucongmingdongshi,nengshouyangta,shiwomenjiadefuqi。」

guminggenzhebangqiang,chaozhewoxipixiaolian。

「shia,laopo,nibushiyizhishuoxiangshouyangyigehaizime,nianyishiwozaigueryuanlijingtiaoxixuande,yidingbuhuirangnishiwangde!」

lianggerenqinrediqianzhetadeshou,xuhanwennuan。

duomewenxindechangjinga,daoxiandewoheyipangmanlianmimangdenver,xiangshichazutamenjiatingdewairen。

「laopo,nianyihenkeliande,zaigueryuanlichibubaochuanbunuan,yaoburan,jiubasusuneijianfangjianrangjitaba?」

heshangyishiyiyang,guminglianpihoudaojingtiandongdi。

gongranbazijidesishengnvdaihuijia,haizizuocongmingtitasuoqu,fenzouwonverdeziyuan。

nvertaiguoshanliang,haobuyouyutongyile。

「haoa,mama,takanqilaidequetingkeliande,wozhunalidoukeyi。」

我驳了回去。

「buxing,susuxianzaizhengzaibeizhanzhongkao,turanhuangehuanjing,kenenghuibushiying。

「zheiyangba,qianduanshijianneigebaomuganghaobeicitui,jiurangtaquzhubaomufangba,ganjing,yebuyongshoushile。」

popobunaifandipielewoyiyan。

「mengwan,nibiezheimexiaoqi,bieshuzheimeda,yijianfangjiandoubuyuanyijizheikelianhaizima?

「zheimexiaodehaizi,nanengzhuneimexiaodefangjiana?」

woweiweiyixiao,henshirentongdidianlediantou。

「shia,tananengshoudeleneiku。

「neizheiyangba,nijiranxintengta,niyebushixiaohaizile,picaorouhoude,niquzhubaomufangba。」

huayinluodi,zhenggeketingyouyishunjiandejijing。

popolianseyihong:「mengwan,nizheishishuodeshenmehua?wohaodaishinizhangbei!

「zheimeduonian,wofanshidouweilenimenxiaoliangkouhao,xianzailindaolaole,meileliyongjiazhile,niyebunengzheimeduiwoba!」

长辈?

tasuanshinamenzidezhangbei。

bangzhezijierziyingjiesishengnvjinmen,chuchuzhendui、bipowodeqinshengnver,zhidaosusudeleyiyuzhengconggaolouyiyueerxia……

tapeibushang「zhangbei」zheilianggezi。

lengmousaoxiangta,wochenshengdao:「yaometazhu,yaomenizhu,zheilishiwojia,zheitaofangzishiwodehunqiancaichan,niyaoshibuyuanyi,rangnierzimaitaofangzijinimenzhu。」

gumingnaliyouqianmaifangzia。

zheimeduonian,tayizhizaiwogongsiguaxianzhi,lingzhejiqiankuaiqianyigeyuedegongzi,dangyigehunchidengsideyueguangzu。

bieshuoshimaifangzile,rangtajizijimaitaoxiangyangdeyifudouchengwenti。

haobukuazhangdishuo,tamenchide、hede,shenshangchuande,neidoushiwomaide。

wohuashuodebuliuqingmian,popozhenggerenlengzaiyuandi。

gumingyebukesiyididingzhewo,「laopo,nizenmele?shibushiwodainianyihuilai,nibugaoxing?」

wolenghengyisheng:「nimenhaoxiangyemeiwenguowodeyijian,zhijiebarendaihuilaile,wogaobugaoxingzhongyaoma?」

gumingmianlujimogangazhise。

「laopo,woxiangzhenishanliang,nveryigerenyegudan,yuanbenshixiangjiniyigejingxide。」

「惊喜?」

wolengxiaoyisheng:「queshitingjingxide,turanduolegebuqingbuchudenver,sheizhidaotadeqinshengfumushishenmerenni?

「wanyitabashigebuzhebukoudeqinshouzhanan,tamashihongdengqudexiaojie,houhuanwuqiongdeshihou,neikejiushijinghele。」

gumingliansenankanleyixie,haishiqiangjichuxiaorong。

「zenmehuini,nikanzheihaiziluoluodafang,yikanjiushiqingqingbaibaideguniang,gujishimingbuhaoba,zanmenshouliuleta,yeshijizijijidea。」

wochixiaodao:「wozheibeiziyoumeizuoguoshenmekuixinshi,fanbuzheguyiqujide,nandaonizuoguoshenmesangliangxindeshiqing?suoyipobujidaidixiangliuxiata?」

gumingzhenggerenjiangyingqilai,xiaorongyufaganbiele。

「wo……laopo,nizheihuashishenmeyisi?woshishenmerennihaibuzhidaoma,zheimeduonian,wozuoguoshenmekuixinshile?」

shimeizuoguoshenmekuixinshi。

yinwei,tazaizuoneixiewochuowubideshiqingshi,genbenjiumeiyouyisiyihaodekuijiu,dangranbuhuiganjuedaoduiwodekuijiu。

我嘴角一勾。

「kaigewanxiao,liuxiatayebushibukeyi。」

buliuxiagunianyi,wozenmetiwohenverbaochouni?

「buguo,wozanshihaimeiyoudasuanshouyanghaizidedasuan,zheiyangba,nimeigeyuebushiyeyougongzima,nijiunazijideqian,yangtaba,jialidefangjian,wozuiduozhinengjinimenbaomufang。」

gumingyanlishanguoshiwang,buguohenkuaidianlediantou。

「wojiuzhidaolaoponirenmeixinshan,buhuijiansibujiude。」

tamena,gujihaizuozheyongwoqianyangsishengnv,zuihoubisiwonver,kaichezhuangsiwo,ranhouqiangzouwocaichandemeimeng。

ranggunianyiliuxialai,shitamenjihuadediyibu。

yeshiwofuchoudediyibu。

zuihou,popoliguihuazhendequlebaomufang,bazijidefangjianrangjilegunianyi。

wanshangchifandeshihou,wojinverzuolecai,guminghepopodaizhegunianyiwenzheweierjiuzuodaolezhuozipang。

我冷着脸看着他们。

「bushishuohaoleme,gunianyishinimenfuze,zheixiefancaishiwohuaqianmaide。」

guminglengleleng,sihushimeixiangdaowohuizheimejiaozhen。

「laopo,yidunfaneryi,ni……」

xiaoshuo《pianxinpiaodang》diyizhangshidujieshu。