第1章 地主家的傻儿子

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入手是一团温软!

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dangleershiniandanshengoudeta,haiconglaimeiyouzheimejinjulide,jiechuguochuletamayiwaiderenheyigenvren。

“zheishizenmele,menglijifaxifulema?”

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zheigemeng,jianzhitaizhenshile。

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simuxiangdui,shaonvmingliangdemouzili,shanguoyisijingxi,qinghuanyishengdao:“dalang,nixingla?”

“dalang?”mengfanshunjianzhalemao,xiankaibeizi,yigulucongchuangshanggunluoxiadi。

“nixingbuxingpan?”langbeidecongdishangpaqilai,mengfanzhizhechuangshangyishanbuzhengdeshaonvwendao。

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“xueyibujingla,”mengfanzhuazhezijinaodai,tongxinjishou。

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zoudaomengfangenqian,shaonvshenchuxianxianyuzhi,dazaitaeshang,wenroudeshuodao:“rangnujiakankan,dalanghairebure?”

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“xianzaishinayinian?”mengfanzhuazhucuiyingyingdexiangjian,jidongdewendao。

“dinghainianqiyuechujiuya,zenme......”

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“bushi,yingying,woshixiangwenzheishishenmechaodai?”mengfankemeikongguancuiyingying,zhejimanghuangdezhuiwendao。

“dalang,nizhendebiancongmingla,woyaogaosudiediequ,diedieyidinghuigaoxingdeyunguoqude。”

cuiyingyingbuguanbugudezhengtuota,jiuchaoqiantingpaoqu。

mengfanxinjirufen,tizhejinpaodexiabai,genzaicuiyingyinghoumian,yimianzhui,yimianjiaodao:“yingying,nixiangaosuwo,xianzaishenmechaodaixingbuxing?”

“dalang,jinnianshizhenguanyuannianya。”menwaihuilangxia,cuiyingyingtingxiajiaobu,huiguotoulai,zuijiaoduimantiantiandexiao,shenqingdeningwangletayiyan,bianfeikuaidepaozoule。

“zhenguannian,zhenguannian,haha,datang......”

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“dalangyouzaifanshala,buguojinerdaoshixuelegexincier,zhidaojinnianshinayinianle。”

“burongyiya!gegegege......”

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“yo,yingyinghaizhenhui**ren,zheicaiguolejiri,dourenmorenyangde,xuehuixinglile。”sanniangzhengruizhupoyouxiejingya。

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