nanziyongneishuangbumanyinyideshuangmoudingzhezhouanan，shengyinsiyadichenxiangshenhouxunwen，“jiushita?”
zheishi，congtashenhouzuanjinlaiyichuanzheheisetangzhuang、shounaluopandeshoulaotou。danglaotoukandao‘huobengluantiao’dezhouananshi，moudishanguoyimochayi，dantahenkuaijiubazheimoyiyangdeqingxujiyanshiguoqule。
jinjiezhe，taguyiyongluopanzhixiangzhouanan，yiliandudingdao，“jiushita!gongxihanxianshengxidefuyunnv，youleta，ninyihoubianzaiyebuhuizoumeiyunle!”
tingdao‘fuyunnv’‘buhuizoumeiyun’zheilianggeguanjianci，zhouananmouzhongshanguoyisichayi。nandaozheilaotoushishenmeshiwaigaoren?tajingkantouletadeshenfen!
hantianlulianshangmeiyoutaidadexise，querenlezhouananjiushitayaozhaoderenzhihou，tazhijieduibaobiaoxiadalemingling，“jiangtadaizou。”
“等一下!”
baobiaodedongzuoyinturanfashengdezhouananerdunzhu，zhijianzhouananxianghantianluzoujinjibu，tashangxiadalianglejiyanhantianlu，“nizhaodaozheierlai，shixiangrangwobangnizhuanmeiyun?”
hantianlumianwubiaoqingdeyingsheng，“dui。”
“jiranshiniyouqiuyuwo，neiniganggangdetaidushibushibutaikeqi?ruguowomeikancuo，niganggangshixiangjiangwoqiangxingdaizoushiba?”zhouananshuangshouqingqingbeizaishenshou，zitaiyouya，yanshenqingmie。
hantianlujiangzhouananqiaobushangzijidezitaijinshouyandi，“ruguowotaidukeqi，nijiuhuidayingbangwo?”
“dangranbu!”zhouananguoduanhuijuelehantianlu，zhijiantaxianqideyaoyaotou，daochuyuanyou，“kannihunshenmeiyunchongtian，yinggaishizichushengqijiukaishimeiyunchanshen，erqiesuizhenianlingzengzhangyuelaiyuedaomeiba。chuxiannizheizhongqingkuang，shuomingnishangbeizikendingshishiebushezhiren，woni，shijueduibuhuibangnizheizhongerende。”
恶人?
congxiaodaoda，tahantianluhecengbeirendangzuohaorenguoni。
cangbaidelianshanggouqiyimolengxiao，hantianludao，“jirannibuxiangbangwo，woyouhebilangfeishijiantaohaoni。”
zhouananzhoulezhoumei，“jiranwobuxiangbangni，niyoubuyuantaohaowo。neinihaichuzheierzuoshenme?haibuganjindaizheniderenlikaizheier，moyaodaraowodeqingjing!”
“qingjing?guanjinmenchuangdakaimeiqi，zhouxiaojiezheiqingjingdefangshihaizhenshiyuzhongbutong。”hantianluhuameishuowanjiujuliekesoulejixia，tamingmingkanshangquhenxuruonanshou，danshuohuadeyuqiquebadaoqiangshi，“zuoweilianghaoshimin，weifangzhibaixiaojiexiangbukaijixu‘kaimeiqiqingjing’，wohuijiangnidaihuiquhaoshengzhaogu。”
关紧门窗开煤气?
zhouananbeizheihuajidianxingle，guaibudetaganggangxinglaihoufeichangbushufu，yuanlaishiwuzilidakailemeiqi!shizhouhexuanneiweishanxiaorenmiyundeta，yinggaiyeshitajiangtasongdaozheifangzilide，neimeiqihendagailvyeshitazhouhexuankaide!
zhouhexuanxiangrangtasi，quemeiliaodaoyanqianzheidaerenxunrenxundaolezheili……rucishuolai，zheidaerenjingyinchayangcuodejiuleta!
“daizhouxiaojiezou。”zaizhouananfenshensikaodeshihou，hantianluzhongxinjibaobiaomenxiadalemingling。
zhouananhuiguoshenlaixiangpao，kemanwuzichuletazijidoushiduifangderen，tagenbenwuchuketao!
真是气煞她也!
yaobushizhongshenyunluo，shijieyoujinrumofashidai，tadeshenliyincisuizheshijianzhanghemanmanshuaiwei，daorujinzhishengxiafuyunbangshen。jiupingzhoujianeijigebuxiaozisunhaiyouyanqianzheixiegefanfusuzi，liantayigenshouzhitoudoudongbule!
“daeren，niderengandongwoyixia，wosiyebubangnixinbuxin?”wulibudi，zhouananyezhideyongyanyuquanzhile。
sheizhihantianlugenbenbuanchanglichupai，tadingzhezhouanan，lianshangmeiyousihaodedongrong，“zhouxiaojie，womashangyaosile。nishiwozuihoudexiwang，nijuedewohuifangguoni?”
“nikeyibubangwo，danruguowosile，woyidinghuirangnijiwopeizang。”
“ni……ganweixiewo?”zhouananzhangzheimeda，congmeibeirenzheimelizhiqizhuangdeweixieguo，zhenshiqishataye!
hantianlubiaoqingdanran，“suoyi，zheigemangzhouxiaojieshibanghaishibubangni?”
zhouananjianhantianluzhenyoukenenghuiduizijizuochujiduandeshi，tapiepiezui，manlianbuqingyuanderensong，“suannihen!”
“neihuangedifangtan，zhouxiaojieyinggaimeiyijianba?”hantianlujianzhouananchibie，fengmeiweiweiyitiao。
“heng!”zhouananlenghengyishenghuiying。
didianhenkuaizhuanyidaolehantianludesirenbieshuli，zheidongbieshuweiyujiaoquhupan，mingmingbieshufengshuijuejia，kezhouananyijinqujiujuedehenshiyinleng。
“ze!nishenghuozaizheier，haizhenshilangfeileyidonghaobieshu。”
hantianlumeilihuizhouanandejifeng，tabeichanfudaoshafashangzuoxia，muguangzhuanxiangshenpangdetangzhuangshoulaotou，“wangdaozhang，fuyunnvjiyizhaodao，neijiexialaijiulaofannile。”
“bulaofanbulaofan，nengweihanxianshengxiaolaoshiwoderongxing。”wangdaozhangheheyixiao，“hanxiansheng，jiexialaiyaozuodeshiqinghenjiandan，ninzhixuyaojinkuaiyufuyunnvchenghunjiukeyile。”
“dengyixia!”zhouanantingdao‘chenghun’lianggezi，shuangmouweidengdadashengdaduan，“wogennichenghun?buxing，nixiangdemei!”
hantianlulengyankanzhetiaojiaodezhouanan，“jiehunhaishipeizang，zhouxiaojiezijixuan。”
“ni……”yaobushibeilianghaodexiuyangquanzhe，zhouananchadianmeirenzhumaren。zheirenbujinshieren，haishigeliumangwulai!
tagentaxiangchashiwanbaqianli，tagenbenpeibushangconghuimeiliyoushilongzuhouyideta!
jinguanyaobeiqizhale，danxiangdaozijiwulibudi，zhouananhaishirenxialezheikouqi。tahaoshenghaoqideshangliang，“huanjienidemeiyun，meibiyaofeiyaochenghun，woyouqitafangfa。”
“e?”hantianlufachuyigeyiweibumingdeshengyin，mingxianbutaixin。
budengzhouananzaicishuohua，pangbiandewangdaozhangturankaikoufanbo，“hanxiansheng，zhouxiaojiedongshenme!xiangyaohuanjienindemeiyun，chulechenghunmeiyouqitabanfa。”
这该死的瘦老头!
zhouanandenglewangdaozhangyiyan，yuqishifenbugaoxing，“laotou，nidongshenme，nihainengbiwozijigenglejieziji?”
“hanxiansheng……”wangdaozhangxiangyaofanbo，quebeihantianludaduan。zhijianhantianluwangzhezhouanan，“jiranzhouxiaojieyouqitafangfa，bufangtingtashuoyishuo。”
hantianludouzheiyangshuole，wangdaozhangyebuzaihaofanbo，zhidezaixinliganzheji。zheinvrenzenmezheimeduohuani，wanyihanxianshengzhenxinletadeguihua，neijihuaqibujiu……
jianhantianluxiangting，zhouananlianmangshuodao，“zheigelingwaidefangfa，haochugengduo。tabujinkeyibangnizhuanyun，hainengrangnizhenggejiazudougenzheyiqizouyun。nikan，buxuyaoxishengwomenbicidezhongshengxingfujiunenghuodehaojibeidehaochu，duohuasuan?”
“rangwojiazusuoyourendouzouyun?”hantianluwenyan，yiweibumingdezhongfuleqizhongyiju。
zhouananyiweihantianludongxinle，talimadiandiantou，“dui。”
hantianluturanxiaole，xiaoderangrenyouzhongbuhaodeyugan，“neizhenshitaiyihanle，wogenwojiazuqitarendeguanxibingburongqia。suoyi，woxuanzegennichenghun。”
“……”
zhouananmengbile，tawanwanmeixiangdaohantianluhuigenjiarenbuhe，zheixia，tashizhenduobudiaole!