第5章:池宝贝他爸

linshishenyedewendujiejin0°。

chienenshibeiyingshengshenglengxingde。

dengtaxinglaicaifaxianzijitangzaimalubian,shoujihebaobaodiuleyidi。

xinghaomalubianyigerendoumeiyou,burantabuganxiangxinzijihuishigeshenmexiachang。

王八蛋!

chienenpaqilai,kanlexiasizhou。

jiaoqu,yiliangchedoumeiyou。

buyongxiang,kendingshilibeijuefenfurenbatadiuzaizheilide。

tashoushangzhiqiantidegaogenxieyijingbuzhisuozongle,jiusuanzhaodaole,shicundegaogenxietayejiayubule。chienenrenmingdedazheguangjiao,shenyijiaoqianyijiaodewangshiquzouqu……

yizou,zoule2xiaoshi,zongsuandadaolechuzu。

……

paolongtaoxinku,gongziyoubugao。

kaozheneidianweibodeshouru,zailinshigenbenmaibuqifang。haishilinanxinbangtazhaoleyitaoliangshiyitingdexiaofangzizujita。

chuzutingzailetazuzhudelaoshixiaoquwai,chienenjileqian,shanglou。

mochuyaochi,dakailemen。

gangjinqu,shoujijiulinglinglingxiangleqilai。

tashunshouguanshangmen,congbaolimochuleshouji。yikan,shilinanxindalaide。chienenroulerouzhentongdenaodai,jieleqilai。

“……喂?”

“chienen!nizuowanqunaerle?rangnipaigeyouyikushipin,nigaibuhuizhendegennanrenpaoqu419leba?”linanxinzuishangzheimeshuo,shengyinquehenjizao。

zuowandeyishizhujianhuilong,chienentoutongrulie,taxiangqilaile,taganghuiguo,heanxinyiqiqulejiuba。ranhouhuaquanwanxingjiuyouxiheduole,anxinfeiderangtaheyigenanrenyouyikushouqiangban。tayeheduole,wandeyoudianfeng,bantuibanjiudayingle,jieguoyudaole……neigenanren。

tazenmehuizaineizhongqingkuangxiapengdaolibeijue?haizhendejineigenanrenshouqiangle!

neitazuowanshizenmehuilaide?libeijuedechoupiqi,juranmeibatawumafenshile?

chienentaiyangxue‘tutu’tiaogebuting,xinfanyiluanwangshafashangyizuo,zijijizijidaolebeishui,hexiaqucaishaoweihaodian。

“wowennihuani?”linanxinzaishoujineitougewaijizao。

chienenrouleroutaiyangxue,zhijuedeyiwanshangbatazheiyiniandeliqidouchouguangleyiyang,quanshenwuli。linanxinneitouyouyigejingzhuiwen,tayouqiwulideshuo,“meiyou,pengdaogerenshideren,woxianzaiyijinghuijiale。”

“niganghuiguo,pengdaoshenmerenshideren?”

“池宝贝他爸。”

“shenme!”tingtongneitoudeshengyinjianzhiyaobarendeermozhensuile。

chienentaoletaoerduo,buyongkandoukeyixiangxiangdaolinanxincongneitoujingyadetiaoqilaideyangzi。

“niquedingtashineigenanren?”

linanxinzhidaochienendugaozhongdeshihouyouguoyigenanpengyou。danhoulaibuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin,enenhuranchuguole。diernianhaishenglegexiaohai,xiaomingchibaobei,damingchijingchen,xianzaihailiuzaiguowai,youyiduilaofuqibangmangzhaogu。tawenlehaojiu,enencaigaosuta,haizishizhiqianneigenanrende。

“确定。”

“pengdaole,ranhouni?ranhounimenfashengleshenme?nigaosutabaobeidecunzailema?”

“haizishiwoshengde,shiwodaidade,pingshenmegaosuta。”chienendunledun,minjinchunjiao,“ruguotazhidaole,wokendingnabudaohaizidefuyangquan。”