“popo，nibiefangwogenfangzeiyiyangma！”suhuashuoshenshoubudaxiaolianren，qianbaozhenmanlianxiaorong。
zhaocuiehenhendicuileyisheng：“wokemeiyounizheiyangdeerxifu！manshan，kuaiguolai，daoanaizheibianlai！”
kandaozoulukaomugundedasunzi，zhaocuiebuzhidaoduomenanshou，douguaitawuneng，bunengbangqushidejiemeizhaoguhaotadehaizimen。
“你这个毒妇！”
zhaocuieyuexiangyueqi，henbudeshangqushousileqianbaozhen。
qianbaozhenxiayishiwanghoutuiyibu，pazheilaotaitaijihuogongxinjiuchongshanglaidazijile。
“popo，woyijingbeiganchuxiebuyazhen，wujiakegui，suoyizhinenghuiqingshancunle，xiangnishouliuyixiawomen。”
kanzheipopoyeshixingqingzhongren，qianbaozhenmeiyouzhaoyidaduiliyou，ershikaimenjianshan。
“haoa，wojiuzhidaonishihuilaiqiangwuzide！bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nidianjiwuzihenjiule！zaoniea，zenmejinjiaqulenizheimegedufu，wokeliandesunxifu，keliandecengsungencengsunnv……”
yixiangdaobeimaidiaodesangeren，zhaocuieyanhanrelei，zhuaguosaozhoujiuwangqianbaozhenshenshangzhaohu。
“婆婆！”
qianbaozhenyiyaoya，zhijieputongyishengjiujizhaocuieguixiale，shenshouwangdatuiyiqia，yanhanreleidao，“woyijingzhidaocuole！wobuqiunideyuanliang，zhiqiunijiwoyigejihui，woyidinghuibamanshandexifujuniang、jindafu、jinyuanbaojishuhuilaide！”
“婆婆——”
suizhesaozhoudazaishenshang，qianbaozhenyoushiyishenghan。
zhijiebaozhulezhaocuie，leiyanwangwang：“popo，woshizhenxinde！qiunixiangxinwoyihui！”
jinmanshankandaozijianiangaida，lijizhuazhutanaideshou，xiaguizuzhi：“anai，nixiangxinniangba，tashuobuguanhuaduoshaoqian，douhuizhihaosunerdetui。anai，qiuqiunile，xiangxinniangba！”
zhaocuiezenmehuixiangxineerxideguihua，zhijuedeguaisunshibeitaneigeedudeniangmihuole。
shoushangdesaozhoumeiyoutingguo，keshidaleqixiabaxia，eerxihaishilaolaoshishidiguizhe，meiyouhaishouyemeiyouhaizui，zhei……zenmekenengni？
pingchangzheidufukeshishuodoushuobude，neizuijiugencuileduyiyang，maqirenlaiyigeshichendoubudaixie。
buguotahaishibuxiangxinyigelianernvdoukeyimaiderennenggaiguozixin，tatingxiashou，lenglengdikanzheqianbaozhen：
“shuoba，nidemudeshishenme？”
“woxiangyijiatuanyuan，heheqiqi！”
yishenfeirounaidadehen，qianbaozhenhunshenzhiyouxiexusuanse，tataiqiliankanzhezhaocuie，yilianrenzhendeshense，meiyigezikengqiangyouli。
“woyaoshuhuitamen！woyaorangmanshandetuihaoqilai！woyaoshuhuibeimaidiaodefangzi——”
qianbaozhenbushuohaihao，yishuoneisaozhouyouqidongle。
“nizheigedufu，nijingbadiqicongmanchuanshoulipianzoujimaile！ni，nizhenshigaisi！”
zhaocuiezenmexiangyexiangbudao，bujinmaiermainvmaierxihaibazuchuanxialaidewuzijimaile！
dangchuweilefangzhitadonglezheiyangdexinsi，suoyizhuanmenjiaolaicunzhanggencunminjianzheng，diqimeijita，ershirangcongmingjilingdeersunzijinmanchuanbaoguande。
防不胜防啊！
yankantaniangyaobeidasibuke，jinmanshanlazhetaniangdeshoujiuyaozou：“niang，kuaizoua，zaibuzouanaihuidasinide！”
“那就打死我吧！”
钱宝珍掷地有声。
tazaidu，duzhaocuiehainengjitayisixinren。
“wozuietaotian，eguanmanying，jiusuanbeidasi，yeshigaide！”tatingzhileyaoban，guidebizhi。
“bieyiweinizheimeshuo，wojiuhuifangguoni！”zhaocuiezaiqitoushang，zhixianghaohaojiaoxunzheigedufu。
【zhuren，saozhouwuyan，ruguonibeiyiwaidasile，jiuchedixiaoshizaizheigeshishangle。】
qianbaozhenyanjingyiliang，yongyiniangoutong：“neiwokeyihuixiandailema？”
【bukeyie，shichedixiaoshi】
钱宝珍：“！！！”
坑系统，不早说！
zaisaozhoupitouchuixialaizhiqian，qianbaozhenlijicongdishangpaqilai，buwanglashangkukuaiqiutanaibuyaodaledejinmanshan。
“popo，woyidinghuirangnikandaowodegaibiande！”
丢一句话，跑路。
zhaocuiebijingshanglenianji，dadoudaleile，kanzheqianbaozhenluohuangertaodeshenying，zhongzhonghengleyisheng。
“suannipaodekuai，buranwokeraobuleni。”
dengdeng，budui！neidufumeidifangqu，sihuzhixiangzhuzaicunli，meiyoudazheqiangfangdezhuyi？
ruoshizhu，rangtazhuzhuyouhefang。
daobushiweileta，ershiweilekeliandesunzi。
“站住！”
zhaocuiezhuazhesaozhoujiuzhuileshangqu。
zhengzaipaoluderenyiting，paodegenghuanle。
zhaocuiechangniangannonghuo，tilihaishibiliangrenhaodiande，congcuntouzhuidaocunzhong，zongsuanshizhuishangle。
tayibazhuazhuqianbaozhen，chongtadao：“biepaole！bujiushixiangzhulaoniangjialima？laoniangrangnizhu！”
jiuzaiyanpidixia，liangtayeganbuchushenmehuaishi！
qianzhenzitajiutingshuole，zheidufupaoqubaersunzijianaodetianfandifu，xianzaidasunzihaisisixiangxinta，yuqirenyoutadaihuaidasunzi，huozheyouxianzhequnaoersunzijia，daoburuhuohaitazheigelaotaipoba。
tadeshenziguhaiyinglang，haigoubeihuohaijinian。
“真的？”
qianbaozhenjingxiwanfen，xinxiangzheidundaaidezhi，qimayouyigekeyizhefengdangyudedifangle。
zhaocuiewanletayiyan，jinggaodao：“nizuihaoanfendian，buranlaoniangkendingshoushini！”
“wobaozhengguaiguaidebureshi。”qianbaozhenshenchuzuoshoufashi，biaoqingrenzhenwubi。
suihouchaojinmanshanyixiao：“womenzhongyuyoudifangzhule！manshana，zheishiyigehaokaishi，woyidinghuirangniguoshanghaorizi！”
zheidagaijiushimuaifanlanba。
xitineimedongshidehaodaer，wutongdangniang，neitajiutiyuanzhujinyixiadangniangdezerenba。
jinmanshanleiyanwangwang：“ng！”