第1章 我们离婚吧

“peisichen,woshisusu。”

“wozhaonishixiangshuo,womenlihunba。”

chenei,susudizhetou,shanshanjianjianlehaoyihuier,caiquedinghaoduanxindeneirong。muguanghuansandedingzheshoujiliangjiu,zhidaopingmuyinzhangshijianmeiyoucaozuoanxiaqu,caizhongxindianliang。

xiuzhangdeshouzhihuadongpingmu,zhijianzuihoutingliuzaishoujianrenpkaitoudeyigemingzishang——peisichen。

faweixinxiguanle,susumeiyouyicixingfawan,ershifenchengliangtiao。

kandaoyemianshangxianshidefasongchenggong,susuzhijiejiangshoujiandiao,zhangshuleyikouqi,fangfoxiexialehenjiudeyali。

sheinengxiangdaotayigedaxuedoumeibiyederenjingranyihun,bingqiehaishisannian。

gangfading,tajiubeipomairulehunyindefenmu。

zuihuangtangdeshi,jiehunzhengshilvshiliangbianpaobanxialaide,jiehunzhaoshipde。

suoyi,talianxinlangzhangshenmeyangzidoubuzhidao。

neibianxujiudoumeiyouhuiying,jiuzaitayiweiduifangbuhuihuifudeshihou,shoujizhongyuyouzhendongleyixia,taxiguanxingdenaqishouji,jingranshipeisichenjitadehuifu:

“你是?”

pingmushangjiandandelianggezi,rangsusuchadianyinaodaizhamaluyazishang。

talianzijidemingzidoubuzhidao,shima?

zaizixiyikan,zijiganggangfasongdeliangtiaoduanxin,jingranzhifachuquyitiao。

tashunjianxiangsidexindouyoule。

guqiyongqi,tayouzhongxinbianjileyixia。

“lihunhou,wojiushiniqianqi!”

bianjiwan,zheiyici,susuzizixixidejianchaleyibian,quedinglianbiaodianfuhaodoumeichucuo,caidianlefasongjian。

tameiandiaoshouji,shuimouyizhidingzhepingmu。

neibiandexiaoxihenkuaifaguolai,henjiandandeyigezi:

“好。”

susudeyikexinzhongyufanghuiduzili,jianshangfangfoshixiexialeshenmezhongren。

tazhongyushisusu,erbushisheidetaitaile。

yihou,wulunzaiyanyiquanruhe,douhepeijiameiyouguanxi。

tahuidadezheimegancui,yinggaizaojiuxianglihunleba。

heisejiaochezailubianhuanhuantingxia,jingjirenguaduanhegongsigoutongdedianhua,huitouduisusushuo:“xianzaishizhaowanyushangchang,susunizhunbeiyixia,xiamiangaizanmenzouhongtanle。”

“ng。”susuzhenglihaoqunbai,chaochuangwaiwangqu,zhijianjinsegongmenyingruyanlian,shangmiankuazhangdeliugedazi“jinyangbanjiangdianli”,zhouweibumanzanzhushangguanggaozhanban,hongtanpudao,xianhuazuoshi,liangpangzeshikangzhezhangqiangduanpaodejizhe、shexiang。

bannianqian,susujielerenshengdiyigejiaose——yigexiaochengbenwangjudenvsanhao。renshebusuantaoxi,dangengkaoyanyanji。

meixiangdao,zheibujudahuo,tahetongjuzudenverhaozhaowanyu,haiyouqitajudelianggenvyanyuan,yibinghuolezuijiaxinrendetiming。

zheijigerenli,zhaowanyudehushengzuigao。tachudaozao,jibuxidoupudemeishenmeshuihua,suoyizheicitagewaizhongshi。jintianchuchanghaizhuanmenjielekkjiadegaoding,chendetayouxianyoukeai。

jizhekandaozhaowanyuyanqianyiliang,kangqishexiangjifengkuangdepaizhao,wushushanguangdengxiadezhaowanyusihaobuqiechang,duizhejingtoubaichuxunlianguohoudebiaozhunzishi。

banjiangguochengtongbuzhibo,zhaowanyudefensizaojiuzaipingmuqiandunzhefengkuangdeshuadanmule:

【aaaa,taihaokanle,ganggangkanbianjuxiaojiejiezhangdehaibucuo,xianzaiyouzhaowanyuyiduibi,wanquanmiaoshahaoma?woyanjingdoukuailibukaile。guoranmingxinghesurenshiyouchabiede,genbenjiubuzaiyiciyuan。】

【neidangranle,zhaowanyubaidedoukuaifaguanglehaofa。】

【taikuazhangleba,yulequanhaokandenvmingxingneimeduo,zhaowanyuzhinengsuanshiyibanban。】

【nijiujiduba,nidaozhaowanyumianqianjiuzhidaozijizhangshenmeyangle,haiyibanban。zhaowanyushiyouzuopin,youyanjide,zaijiashangjintiandexinrenjiang,yihouzaiyulequanjiuhengzhezou,kandaotashenshangchuandegaodinglema??nijianguoma?】

danmushangquanshizhaowanyufensidecaihongpi,jiusuanshioueryourenzhiyi,yelikebeiduidegouqiang,hedelurendoubuganshuohuale。

jiuzaiwangyouzhenglunbuxiudeshihou,jingtouyizhuan,huamianzhongdeneigeheisejiaochedemenbeituikai。

xianyingruyanliandeshigaogenxieshangneitiaoxibaidetui,wangyoubuyoudetingxiaqiaodanmudeshou。

susuwanyaocongchelichulai,bolangjuanfadiaoluoxiongqian,luchudezhijiaojian,xiantiaoyouwo。suizhedongzuo,qunbiandebaiseliangpianliusufanzhelengguang,jisusuqinglengdeqizhizengtianlejifenyouren。

youqishineizhangjingzhixiaoqiaodelianzidairouguang,yanjiaodeleizhiwumeidongren,shunjianyinqilesuoyourendezhuyi。

【******,zheishisusuma??taihaokanleba!zheishishenmeshenxianyanzhi,zheigetui,zheigeyao,zheigepifu,buxingbuxing,wosile,wosile!!beisusudemeiyanbaojishaside,xuyaosusuqinqincainenghao!】

【woshiyangou,woshiyangou,koushuidouchulaile。】

【zheibujuwokanlewubian,diyibiankansusulian,dierbiankansusushencai,disanbiankansusuqichang,disibiankansusuyanji,diwubiancaimianqiangkanju。】

【pu~hehe,nimenyetaikuazhangle,susugaibuhuiyiweizijinengdejiangba??zheimexihuanqiangfengtou,jiuyibuxi,haishigenvsanhao。yaoshimingtiankandaosusuyanyazhaowanyudetonggao,juebishisusuzijimaide,zheizhongnvrenzuiexinle,kanbudebierenhao!】

【jiushi,xihuansusuderendoushinaoziliyoukengba,zhaowanyucaishijintiandezhujiaohaoba,susujiushiyipeipaode,haidabandezheimehuazhizhaozhande,yidianbuzhidaozunzhongqianbei,zeze。】

【haoxiangsusuyetimingle。】

【timingzenmele?gaibuhuizhenyiweitanengnajiangba??xiaoxueshengma?】

【susujiuyixiaotouming,zenmekenengnajiang??julidejiaosezheimetaoyan,susubensechuyanba。zhaowanyubenshenjiuyouzuopin,xinggeyouhao,zheiyangdebaozangnvhaibuhuojiangjianzhitianlinanrong,haisusu,tasuanshenme?】

kandaosusudezhuangban,zhaowanyuzhuangrongjingzhidelianshangchadianguabuzhu。

苏酥这是什么意思?

timingdexiangyaoyanyanajiangdema?

“chuanchengzheiyangyenabulejiang,dingduojiuyixiaohua。”

zhaowanyudezhulizhidaotazuikanbuguansusu,dangjiyuqijiuehenhende。

tingzheihuaxinlishufuduoledezhaowanyu,saoleyiyanyijinglikaidesusu,jiaoaodeangqitou。

nabulejiangdelajitaguanxinzuoshenme?

danmushangmingxiandelacai,susumeikandao,jiusuanshikandaotayewusuowei。haimeikaishibanjiangni,zhaowanyujiuzheimekendingdejiangdehuishita?lianzaoshideshuijundoutiqianmaihaole。

youjuhuashuodehao,padeyuegao,shuaideyuecan。

badianzheng,zhuchirenshangtaixuanbujiangxiang,zhongrendexindougenzhejinzhangqilai。

qianqidejiangxiang,《renjiansuanchuwohentian》shouhuolesange,yigeshizuijiajianji,yigeshinianduzuijiadianshiju,haiyouyigexinjindaoyan。

zuijiaxinrenshezhileyinanyinvlianggedejiangzhe,huojiangdenanyanyuanxiataihou,zhuchirenkaishixuanburuweidenvyanyuanmingdan。

susubenlaishitingfangsongde,dankandaodapingmushanggundongtamingzihezhaopiandeshihou,xinqingyebumiangenzhejinzhangqilai。

zhuchirensikaibanjiangxinfeng,xuanbu:“2020niandu,huodejinyangjiangzuijiaxinrenjiangdenvyanyuanshi——”

zhuchirenlazhangleshengyin,suoyourendeerduodougenzheshuqilai,zhaowanyuwojinquantou,naoziliyibianyouyibiandeguozaojiubeihaodezhixieci。

“是——”

zhongrendexindougenzhezhuchirenlazhangdeyinjinbengqilai,beijingyinlejiaranerzhi,quanchangjijingwusheng。

zhaowanyufangfotingdaolezhuchirenjiaozijidemingzi,lianshangyanshibuzhuxiaorong,jiaodiyongli,doudasuanzhanqilaile。