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erwomenzhongnengjianchidaodisantianqingchenzhe,caisuantongguanyouxi!

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【zheicidewanjiadouhaozhinena!buzhidaonengbunenghuoguoqianyigexiaoshi!zheigefubendebossdouchaobiantaide!peideshangneishoumingwei《wurenshenghai》dezhutiqu。】

【kao!tamenshenshangdouguazhehuailinzhongxuedexiaohui,zheizhendedoushiyiqunxuesheng,youkenenghaishiyigebande,gaobuhaoyouxijieshuhou,tamendouzaiyemeifashuofuzijijixushangxuele!youbiyaowanzheimedama?】

【xueshengbuhaohaodushu,wanzheizhongchaoxianshitiyangandekongbuyouxi,jianzhizhaonve!】

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「weishenmejiaosanban?womenzenmemeikandaoyibanheerban?」womenzhongdanzidayixiedezhangtongxueshouxianfawen。

「yibanzaixitou,erbanzaisaomu。」bailaoshidehuidashifenqiguai,ranhoutazhilezhipangbianmouyidongsusheloudehouchuang:「nimenkan!」

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「wodemaya!zheiyouxizuodeyetaibizhenle!」

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「laoshiwomenkeyixianzaituixuema?」woshitanxingdewendao,tuixuejiushituichuyouxideyisi。

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