第1章 你算什么东西?(2081字)

lancheng,zuihaodesiliyoueryuanli。

yiqunxiaopengyoucouzaiyiqi,jijizhazhade,tamenshuohuadeneirongchuchudouyugujiadehaiziyouguanxi。

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“buhuiba!?bushishuogudongyu、gudongxing、gudongchen、gudongyangshisibaotai,gudonglinyugudongmushishuangbaotaime?neigeguxingxing,bushiyiqideba?”

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“a?yezhong?buhuiba?”

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“yo!zheibushineigeshaniume?nihaihuishengqia,womenzhiqianyiweiniliankudoubuhuini!”xiaopangzihenshixiaozhang。

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xianzaijianmeimeibeiqifule,taerhuabushuojiuchongleguoqu,jiangneiduizijimeimeidongshoudexiaopangzizouleyidun!

“rangniqifuxingxing!womenxingxingshinikeyiqifudeme!?”

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“laoshi!nikankana,tamenjiazheishirenduoqifurenshao!womenjiaananxianglaidoushiguaiqiaodongshide,yaobushizheijigeyezhongnaoshier,womenjiaanannenggougentamendongshou?

wogennishuoa,yaoshiwomenjiaananyougesanzhangliangduande,wofeideyaotamendemingbuke!”

“haiyoua,wodoubuzhidaozheijigeyezhongdaodishizenmejindeyoueryuan!wodoubuzhidaoyoueryuanshenmeshihoubiandezheimemeiyouguijule,shenmeamaoagoudoufangjinlai……”

laoshitingzhetayezhongzhangyezhongduande,yejiukanlekangujiazheiqigehaizi。

tamenshishenmeyangerde,laoshixinlishihenqingchude。

guxingxingyinweifanyingbijiaoman,suoyizaixiaoban,tayizhidoubeiqifu,danqueconglaimeigentaneiliugegegeshuoguo。

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taxiaozheyuwangtaitaishuo:“wangmama,nixianbieshengqi。shiqingqishiyemeiyouneimeyanzhong,jiushixiaopengyoumennaobieniueryi,zheishihenzhengchangdeshiqing。”

“henzhengchangdeshiqing!?”

wangtaitaiyitingzheihualikejiuzhale,“laoshi,nizijikankanwoerzidouchengshenmeyangerle,douzheiyangshile,haihenzhengchang!?

wogaosuniyo,niyaoshibuganjinjiangzheijigeyezhongdefumujiaoguolai,wojintianjiubuzoule!zhendeshi,guozhenshimeijiajiao,zheidouduojiule,haibulai!

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tayejiuzuanjinleneirouhuhudexiaoquantou,biezhezui,yankuangshilulude,youshengqiyouweiqudekanzhelaoshi,shuo:“laoshi,womenbushiyezhong,womenmamiyebushimeiyouguiju,bushizheiyangzide……”

tabenshenjiuzhangdekeai,zheihuiziweiquxixidebushuo,haitebieshengqi,laoshikanzhetazheigeyangzixindoukuaihuale。

ruoshimeiyouwangjialiangweizaizheier,takendingshiyaojiangrenbaoqilaihongde。

rujintayebugan,yinweitazhidao,ruguozijiduigujiazheiqibaotaihaoyixie,zheiwangtaitaipashinenggoujiangwudingjixianfanle。

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keyiliandalelianghui,doumeiyourenjie。

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gudongyuliugejianwangtaitaiyizhichuyanbuxun,yejiulengchileyisheng,“wangjiadejiaoyangdangzhenhao,guorana,youqifubiyouqizi。”

wangtaitaiyiting,dunshijiuqibudayichulai。

tadabuzoudaolegudongyugenqian,ehenhendeshuo,“nisuanshenmedongxi?haigandingzui!?”

“neiniyousuanshenmedongxi?zijiadezaizidoumeijiaohao,jiulaiguanbierenjiade,menkoupeiyaochidedayemeiwenguonipeijibame!?”

wangtaitaigangshuowan,guluoxindeshenyingjiuchuxianzailebangongshimenkou。