jichuanzuitaoyantingjiandejiushi‘xiongshou’erzi。
qianshi，tangwanroujiuguanhuizhuangshoushang，yifukelianxixidemoyang，daozhitangshiqianduitadetaiduheyinxiangyuelaiyueelie。
tajieshiguo，tangshiqianbuting。
tajiuxiang：zhiyaotameiyouzuocuo，tangshiqianzongyouyitiannengfaxiantadehao。
zongyouyitiannengfaxiantangwanroudezhenmianmu。
都是放屁！
jichuanhuishen，lenglengkanzhetangwanrou。
qianshitangwanrouqiantaduoshao，xianzai，taquandouyaotaohuilai——jiuyongtangwanrouzuishanzhangyongdefangshi！
meiyouyu，jichuanshangqianyibu，zhaozhetangwanroudelian，henhenjitaleyijierguang。
“啪！”
tangwanroumengle，buganzhixinjichuanjingrangandata，gangyaofahuo。
“pa！”jichuantaishouyoujiletayibazhang。
“纪初安你敢！！”
“啪！”
sanbazhangxiaqu，tangwanrouyoulianzhongleyipian，ranhoubudengtangwanroufanji，jichuanyishouzhuaizhetangwanroudetoufa，yishouzhuaizhetangwanrouyiling，yonglichaochuangyanzhuangleshangqu。
咚——
一声闷响。
tangwanrouetoudunshixianxuelinli，jichuansongleshoumengyitui，tangwanroudiezuozaichuangshang，zhenggerendoushale。
jichuanjugaolinxia，lengxiao：“tangwanrou，zheijiushiniweixiewodehouguo，xiacinizaizaiwomianqianbibi，woshaleni。”
shengyinbuda，kejichuanlengmoshixuedeyanshenquelingrenmaogusongran。
“你……你！”
tangwanroujingjudedengdayanjing，houlonglifadeshengxiangbantianzubuchengjuzi。
taetouxianxuezhiliu，jiangyingdezhuandongyanzhu，banshangxiangshicaihuiguoshen，pudaobingchuangtouquanjingbaoqi。
滴滴滴——
cierjingbaobansuizhefenluanjiaobushengyuelaiyuejin。
jichuankanzhesongleyikouqidetangwanrou，lengxiaozhenaqizhuoshangguopanlideshuiguodao，haobuyouyu，yidaohuaxiangzijidatui。
qingkejian，xianxueyongchulai，ranhonglejichuandebaikuzi。
tangwanroumodidengdashuangyan。
“你！”
jichuanchaotangwanrouchelechechunjiao，liangkuabushangqian，yibajiangranlexuededaosaijintangwanroushouli。
yixiliecaozuo，yebuguozhayanjian。
bingfangmenshishibeituikai，yishenghushichongjinlaiyiduiren。
bingfangmentuikaideqianyimiao，jichuanlianquzuijiaodelengxiao，pudaozaidi，yibiankuhanzheyibianjiannanpaxiangbingfangmen——
“jiuming，jiuminga！zheinvrenfengleyaoshawo！”
shuoqilai，zheihaishijichuanshangyibeizaitangwanroushouzhongxuehuidezhaoshu，xianzaihaijizhengzhu，yerangtahaohaoxiangshouxiangshou。
tangwanroujingjukonghuang，dengfanyingguolai，zaibadaozidiudiaoyijinglaibujile。
suoyourendoukanjianle，tacanghuangdiudiaodaodeyimu。
“kuaikuai，tongzhitangzong。”
yishengyimianmantoudahanjijichuanzhixue，yimianjiaorentongzhitangshiqian。
“jichuan，shizheigejiannvrenhaiwode，bushiwotongshangdeta。”
“nimentingdaolemeiyou！”
“bushiwoshangdejichuan！”
tangwanrouzafanlehushiyaojitashangyaodetuopan，fanfanfufuzhongfuzheijuhua，shensediankuang。
tangshiqianganlaihou，tangwanroupudaonanrenhuaizhongdaku。
“shiqian，bushiwo，jichuandetuibushiwohuashangde，shitazijihuashangyaojiahuojiwode，nikuairangtagunchuqu，wobuxiangkanjianta！”
嫁祸？
tangshiqianbaozhetangwanrou，zhuantoukanxiangjichuan。
neiyiyan，quanshizhiwenhelengli。
“jichuan，wozouzhiqiannizenmebaozhengde，nizuihaojiwoyigehelidejieshi。”
qiao，buguanfashengleshenme，tadiyifanyingdoushixiangxintangwanrou。
youlexinlizhunbei，jichuanlengxiao，fanwen：“tangshiqian，nijiuzheimexintashuodehua，zheimeduoyishenghushini，nijiubuwenwendajiadoukanjianleshenme？”
tangshiqianyigeyanshensaoguoqu，qizhongyigeyishengyanleyankoushui。
“huitangzong，womenjinmendeshihou，kan……kanjiantangxiaojiewozhedaozi，ersuxiaojietuishangyidaozhangzhangdeshangkou，zhengzhengzhawangwaipa。”
很好。
miaoshuqingxijiandan，shitajihuazhongdedaan。
jichuanhenmanyi，quemeiyoubiaoxianchulai，ershicangbaizhexiaolian，weiqudekanzhetangshiqian，dao：“nitingjianlema，qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde，suoyourendoukanjianleshitangwanrouyaoshawo，shitaduiwodongshoude。”
tangshiqianmeitoucuchenglechuanzi。
“tameiyouliyoushani，tabushizheizhongxinggederen。”
没有理由，呵……
qiaoqiao，jiusuanyishengdouzhengshile，tahaishizaibangtangwanroushuohua，zaitaxinlitangwanroujiushineibaiyueguang，xianchenburan。
jichuandexindaodihaishitongle。
taaideshijinianderen，xinlicongweiyouguotabanfen，congweihuguotabanfen。
jichuankanzhetangshiqian，turanjiuxiaole，xiaozhexiaozheyanleibushoukongdewangxialiu。
可戏还没演完。
jichuanxibizi，modiaolei，zhixiangtangwanrouzuozuihoudekongsu——
“nibushiyaoliyouma，hao，woxianzaijiuhenishuoliyou。liyoujiushi……chehuoshitangwanroutashejide，duantuiyeshitamaitongyishengzuodejiazhengming。”
“tajiushixiangyongzheiyiqiexianhaiwo，congerrangnitaoyanwo。”
“tayaoshawo，jiushiyinweiwochuochuanletadeyinmou！”
“tangshiqian，nihaibangta，tamajiushiyanxiaxinmang，nicongtoudaoweijiushiyigebeitaliyongdexiaochou！”
shengshengqixue，zizibeichuang。
yanxima，he……tayekeyizuodao。