青春报废计划第18章

bazhaoxinxinsonghuijiahou,wozhibenjiakunwangba。dongdongcongtanaijiahuilaihoutingshuowohezhaojiezhuanzhanlechenxingshuoshadoubuqu,shuosifanchenxingneibangren,woyizhuomoyeshi,chenxingwanmenghuandeshibushao,danhunziyeduo,dongbudongjiuchaochaobahuoyaochuquganzhang。haishijiakunzizaixie。

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erjiebatoufajianduanle,nonglegedangxiashifenliuxingdebobotou。zhenggerenkanzheliluoyoujingzhi。tazaineijujinghuishendedingzhepingmu,shouzhizaijianpanshangpilipaladishangxiafanfei。woxinshenghaoqi,jiuliudaobatailimian,zhanzaitashenhoutantoukan。pingmushangjigexiaorenchuanzhehanbingxiezaipaodaoshangkuangpao,shigewomeijianguodeyouxi。caozuomoshigenjingwutuantingxiang,quankaojianpanqiaoji,jibenyongbuzheshubiao。kanzhehaitingyouyisi,wozaihoumiankandejinjinyouwei,renbuzhuwendao:

“erjie,zheishayouxia?meijianguoni,xinshangde?”

erjieyagenmeichajuewoshenmeshihouraodaotashenhoude,lianwojinlaidoubuzhidao,beiwozheiyisangzihedeyijiling。

“ai**!hesiwolenigexiaotuzaizi!”

tafuzhexiongkou,henhenchenlewoyiyan,meihaoqidishuo:

“zheijiao**yinsu,xianzaihaimeizhengshishangxianni,shiniergejiwonongdeneicehao。haowanshihaowan,jiushitaitamananle!wojiasudouzanbuchulai!”

shuowan,tahaoxiangturanxiangqileshenme,huafengyizhuan:

“gangcaiwohaigennineilianggemenershuolaizhe,nimenjigechouxiaozi,zheidouduozhangshijianmeiguolaile?zade,haipabuganlailea?”

shuowan,tajiuneimesixiaofeixiaodichouzhewo,dengwojiecha。

wodangranbunengchengrenzijidoubeihedezhuangxiele,jiusuibianzhaolegeliyoushuowomenjiaqichuquwanle,meizashangwang。

tatinglexiaoxiaoyemeichuochuanwo,malidijiwojihuolehuiyuanka。wonaleka,zhuanshenjiushanglouqule。

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“nizheigenazhengde,shenmewanyizheishi?jiu6geshu。”

dongdongheiheiyile,youdiandeyi:

“gangmaide,jiaojiangjunling!bangdingmenghuanhaoyongde,youletahaojiuwenle,daohaodegandengyan!”

“啊?就这玩意?”

wohaishimeigaomingbaizheigexiaodongxizenmebaohuzhanghao。

zhaojiezaiyipangtingzhanyangdibanaodaitanguolaizhizhao:

“nizaian...yixiashishi?”

woyounaqianleyixiaanniu,hei!gangcainei6weishubianle,bianchengyichuanquanxindeshuzi!

dongdongbuzaimaiguanzi,tazhijietuichulezijideyouxizhanghao,jiwoxianchangjiaoxue。

tashuruzhanghaomimahou,dianjirenwujinruyouxi。zheishihuamianshangguorandanchuyigexindeshurukuang,yaoqiushurujiangjunlingshangxianshide6weidongtaimima。zhiyoubazheichuanshuzishuduile,cainengzhenzhengjinruyouxi,fouzeshijinbuqude。zuiniubideshi,zheidongtaimimayifenzhongjiuzidonggengxinyici!guangzhidaozhanghaomimayidianyongdoumeiyou,shoulimeiyoujiangjunlingdedongtaimimayeshibaida。zhiyaozhanghaobangdinglejiangjunling,jihujiuxiangdangyubuhuibeidao!

nongmingbaizhihou,wozhihuniubi!zheidongxijianzhishishenqi!youleta,yihouquwangbazaiyebuyongtixindiaodanpabeidaohao,yeshenglemeicikaijixiannashaduruanjiansaobantiandemafan。dangshidaohaochangjue,haoyaoshibeixijibenjiudengyufeile。zaizhongxinpeizhuangbeinongbaobaohuibarengaofeng。henduorenhaobeixilezhijiejiuxinhuiyilengtuiyoubuwanle。

zheirangwoxiangqiwodediyigemenghuanhao。neihuiernianjixiao,lianxuanqudoubuhui,xilihutujinleneimengqu-jiufengshan。wandeshigejiawulidelonggong,yebuzhidao10jinengquzhanganbaimenpai,yizhijiuzaidonghaiwan-donghaiyandong-chenchuandaguai。jiushuazheizhongxinshouguaidejingyandoushuadaole2**。youcijuranpengshanglechuanshuozhongdepaopaobaobao!jiwojidonghuaile,dangshibushuobanli,jiushiwangbalisheiyaoshiyougepaopao,neijueduidoushitebieyoumianzideshiqing!zheizhongchengdujibendengtongyu2025nianniyongyou**banlabubu。

woyanjingjinjindingzhepingmu,jiupatapaole。zhualeliangcidoumeicheng,pangbianyougexiaozirexinzhidian:

“zhuabuzhenidatayixia,xueshaozaizhuahaozhua!”

woxinyiweizhen,shangqujiualeyixia……jieguozhijiebatadafeile!dangshizhenzhijiejiwoqikule。houlaizheigehao,jiushizaiwangbabeidaode。qishilimianyemeishazhiqiandongxi,danneizhongxinxuebeitaokongdeganjuetainanshoule,zhijiejiubuwanle。houlaiergegaosuwo:

“nineizhunshishangledaimumadejiqi,yihoushanghaoqianjidexianshadu!”

neihuierwocaidiyicizhidao,yuanlaihaiyoudiannaobingduzheizhongdongxi。

“jiangjunlingduoqianyige?jiakunjiuyoumaidema?”

wopobujidaixiangmaiyigeganjinbawodehaobangshang。

“38kuai,wojialouxialixiangshudianyoumaide,jiakunxianzaihaimeishang。”

“...yebubianyia,huitouguanwomayaodianqiankankanzhoumozhengqujimaile。”

lixiangshudianhenshuxile,zongquneimaidianka,zhengchang150dianyouxidianshi15kuaiqian,lixiangshudianmai14,shengyikuaiqianhainengmaipingshuihe。

zhengpansuanzheqiandeshier,muguangsaoguodongdonglianshangneidaohaimeiwanquantunxiaqudehongliuzi,womengdixiangqibaitiandechongtu:

“duile,jinerdaodizahuishier?nigenchenjunweizajiuganqilaile?”

“操,别提了。”

dongdongbiaoqingwuyu,mamalieliedao:

“tajiushigeeryizi,pingshizaibanlimeishijiuyiqifengzhewanyemeijuedezenmezhe,jintianwogenyougenvshengnaozhewan,xiangpibengtazhuozineibianle,talimajiulangdanggelianzi,dashengmaneigenvshengjianbi。wotingzhelaiqi,dingletaliangju,tajiuzhijiefengle,aoaomawo,shuowomeizhangxinzenmede。dakejianbuzhidaochounamenzifengrangwojitadaoqian,wodaota**!woshuoniliwoyuandian,yihoubieyiqiwanle。tayanzhuzitonghong,shanglaijiuchuaiwoyijiao...

tashuodaozheier,woyuetingyuejuedebuduijing!youyigushuobushanglaidebieniu。