第1章
wenguogongfudinvchuyunling，youlianyouyikuaianhongsedetaiji，shiyuanjinwenmingdejingchengdiyichounv。
kejiushizheiyangyigechounv，quejiajilebeiyuweixizhouzhanshendejingwangye。
napajingwangzaiyiciyutujuedezhanzhengzhongyufu，daozhishuangmushiming，zhanshenweimingrengkezaishirenxinzhong。
neidexingyoushi，choulouwubidenvrenzenpeideshangta！
gengbieshuozheizhuanghunshihaishichuyunlingyongxiazuoshouduanmoulaide，jingwangbenyouyigeliangqingxiangyuedeqingmeizhuma。
chuchundetianseyinyinchenchen，kongqizhongningjiezhejiujiubusandedonghan。
jingwangfuzhangdengjiecai，fuzhongyipianhuohong，quebinkeliaoliao，gewailengqing。
“jijinlewojingwangfudedamen，wanghoubiananfenshoujixieduri，ruozaixiangshuayinmouguiji，bianshiwenguogongfuyehubuzhuni！”
yuanneidenanrenshenzhehongsexifu，yufachendetafengshenjunlang，yingzibofa。
zhishitakongdongyoushendeheiseshuangmoumeiyouyisijiaoju，tuchukoudehuayubichuchunweixiaodebingxuehailengshangsanfen。
“xiaobicheng，nisuanshenmedongxi，dangzhenyiweiwoxihanzuojingwangfei？”
chuyunlingyishenyinhongjiayi，lianshangdaizheyipianbohongdemiansha，yanshenyuandu。
jingwangshangweikaikou，yuanneizhanglangxia，yigezuozaimulunyishangdeshaonianyinuqichongchongdijiaoleqilai。
“nizheinvrenhaobuyaolian，sangeyuyunhanliangqingxiangyue，yaobushinixiayaosheji，jingwangfeigaishiyunhancaidui！”
jingchengyougezhongrenxinzhidumingdemimi，chounvchuyunlinglianmudahuangziruiwangduonian。
neiriyeyanshangtaxiangxiayaoshejiruiwang，quechuleyiwai，yinchayangcuoshanglejingwangdechuang。
tingdaozheihua，yipangchuanzhehulanzhangqundexiumeishaonvyanshenandan，qingshenganfushaoniandenuqi。
“yuzhi，bieshuole......jiejieyeshiyishihutu。”
shaoniandenuhuobujiangfansheng，“yunhan，tazuochuzheizhongshi，nizenmehaititashuohua！”
chuyunlingcanxiaoyisheng，shensezhongtouzhejuewangyufennu。
“xingxingzuotai！shexiexinchangdefenmingshichuyunhan！taxianqixiaobichengxialeyanjing，wuyuantaizizhiwei，rujinxiangzuoruiwangfeicaiguyishejilezheichuxi！”
yongtalaibaituoxiaobicheng，yishierniao！
kongqishunjianninggu，fuzhongxiarenmenjieshimuguangfenhen。
zhongsuozhouzhi，jingwangyuchuyunhannaishiqingmeizhumadeshixiongmei，errenliangqingxiangyueyijiu。
chuyunhansuishiwenguogongfudeshunv，dancaiyishuangquan，xindishanliang，shimingdongjingchengdediyimeiren。
zaijingwangshuangmushiminghou，tayizhibulibuqi，jianchidiweijingwangxunyiwenyao，manqiangzhenqinglingrendongrong，suoyourendouyiweitamennenggouzhongchengjuanshu。
chuyunlinghengchayijiaopohuailezheiyiqie，rujinhaifanguolaiwumiechuyunhan。
“goule！”jingwangdelianseyufayinchen，yuqitouzhejifenbunai，“jinkuaibalishuzouwan，ruotazaifengyanluanyuyigezi，jiubatadezuifengqilai！”
lunyishangdeshaonianwenyan，fennudizhongzhongpaileyixiafushou，yuqibiequ。
“zhenbuzhidaofuhuangzenmexiangde，jingcihunxialairangtazuozhengfei，zheigexiazuodenvrengenbenpeibushangsange！”
“wopeibushangta？”chuyunlinglengxiaoyisheng，yuandubiyidimadao，“woshiwenguogongfudedinv，laodishiweiyidediqinwaisunnv！”
“ertabuguoshigebeijianpachuanggongnvshengxialaidejianzhongbale，shenmedazhouzhanshen，zaiwoyanliliantiaogoudouburu！”
zheihuazhijiejiangjingwangbenren，liandaiqiyishideshengmuyibingmalejinqu，tingyuanlidewenduzhoujiangrushendong。
xiayike，jingwangdeshenxingruyidaoheiyingbanshanguo，manshishaqi。
“**！nibiebuzhihaodai，benwangderennaiyeshiyouxiandude。”
tasuishuangmushiming，danziyouxiwu，wugonggaoqiang，pingjietingshengbianweiyiranqingeryijudiqiazhulechuyunlingdebozi。
chuyunlingxianxicuiruodebojingbeisisiqiazhu，lianseyinzhixierjianjianfahong。
“bicheng！yunlingshiwozhangjie，wanwanbuke！”
zhanglangxia，hulanyiqundechuyunhanjinghuchusheng，jiaoxiaqueyibuweidong。
“chuyunling，kanzainimeimeidefenershang，benwangcaiduinizaisanrennai......”
jingwangdelianseyinchendefangfokuaiyaodichushuilai，yuqirushuanghancigu。
“zaiganchuyanbuxun，benwanglikeyaolenideming！”
huayinluoxia，chuyunlingbeitahaobuliuqingdishuaichuqu。
tadetouzhuangzaizhuozishang，yizhenjutong，zhuoshangdejiuhudiaoxialaizazaishenshang，jiushuijinshiyishan，langbeibukan。
chuyunlingyanzhongshunjianbeifenhenyutongkusuochongchi。
“nizhuangshenmejiaxingxing！”
kuangnuyujuewangzhixia，tahenbudesilanchuyunhandelian，chaoqishenpangdejiuhubianrengchuqu。
“**！niqusiba！”
jiuhupozhong，tashilezhuntou，meizadaochuyunhan，fandaoluozailemulunyishaoniandetoushang。
fuzhongjijingleyishun，suijijianjiaozheluanzuoyituan，chuyunhanyelianseweibai。
“yanwangdianwang！yanwangdianxiahunguoqule！”
yanwangnaishihuangguifeiweiyideerzi，ruoyoubandianshanshi，suoyourendoutaobulehao。
jingwangtingwendongjing，zuoshoujinwochengquan，ejiaoqingjinweiweitiaodong。
ruguobushiyanwangshangshiyaojin，zhipatahuikongzhibuzhuzijidangchangqiasichuyunling。
“lairen！batatuochuqu，bianxingershi！xingxinghoubatarenghuifangli，benwanghuilaizhiqianbuxutachuru！”
henkuai，chuyunlingbeirencubaodilalechuqu，bianzihenkuairuyubanfeisuluozaibeishang，tarenbuzhutongjiaochusheng。
yinchendetiankongzhongyuhuanhuanxiaqilehanyu，yuchuyunlinghoubeishenchudexuejihunzaiyiqi，dishangyipianyinhong，lingrenchumujingxin。
mianshazaobuzhiluozaihechu，luchudaizheanhongtaijidelianjia。
xiarenmenyuanyuandiduozailangxiayilunfenfen，shensebiyi，yuqifenhen。
chuyunlingyaoyasisididengzheyuanfang，chuyunhanfuzhejingwangjiaobucongcongdilikaileyuanzi。
zhuanjiaoqian，tahuitoukanletayiyan，yanshenfuza，daizheyisichaononghelianmin。
bujiuhou，manshenbianshangdechuyunlingbeirengjinxinfang，fangmenbeizhongzhongguanshang。
tamuguangjuewangdijiannanpaqilai，yongjinquanlizhuangzaichuangzhushang，xueliuruzhu。
qiheimokongzhong，yikesanfazhedandanhongguangdetianxingzhuiluo，huapoyese。
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huanggong，yangxindian，zhuguangyaoye。
huangdizhengzhoumeifankanzouzhe，shouzhongyishaotiantangjiuyaowangzuilisong。
hudiwudingyishengjuxiang，yikuaiquantoudaxiaodechiseqishicongtianerjiang，jiangtadefanwanzadexibalan。
“ke......keke！”
huangdihedebuqing，zhanghonglelianse，xianxiebeiyikoutangqiangsi。
tataitouyaowang，touguodiandingdedakulong，keyiqingxidikanjianyuanbendesankehongsetianxingzhishengxialeliangke。
youtaijiantingdaodongjing，congmangjindianchakan。
“bixia......”
huangdizhangxiuyishuai，shensezhendong，yuqijiqie。
“kuai！suquqingwuxindashilai！”
tianxiangyidong，yunxingzhuiluo，shuyudazhoudeshennvjiangshile！
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yunlingjuedehunshenshangxiadouhentong，youqishietou。
taxindiyouxienamen，anzhaozuzhichujuebeipanzhedeshouduan，tajuebukenengzaiduifangshouzhonghuoxialai。
qichebaozhadeneimehen，gaishishiguwucuncaidui。
yunlinghuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，jiannandicongdishangpaqilaidaliangsizhou，hunhunchenchendetounaozhong，hudizuanjinxuduojiyipianduan。
tazhenglengzaiyuandi，haobantiancaixiaohualeyanqiandeshishi。
suihou，yunlingdexinzhongshengchuyizhongjiehouershengdexiyue。
suishisihoulinghunchuanyue，ketazhongyutaotuoleneigekongbushenmidezuzhi，baituolebeidangzuoshiyanpindemingyun。
yunlinghaimeilaidejixinxi，hunchendetoubulikeyouchuanlaiyizhenjutong，rutongconglinghunshenchuchuanlaiyiyang，tongdetahenbudelikezaisiguoqu。
zaishuxibuguodetongganrangyunlingxinxiawanfenjinghai。
zheizhongkepadetongchuzhiyouzaibeizhusheles-3xingjingshenyanjiuyaowuhoucaihuiyou，zenmetahuanleyifushenti，haihuiyouzheizhongganjue？
henkuaiyunlingbianganjuedao，zijicengjingbeiyanjiukaifachudejingshenli，jingranzaizheijumoshengdeshentishangzaiduningju！
jingshenlizaishengdailaidetongkuzhemorangyunlingrenbuzhucanjiaochusheng，tingderenmaogusongran。
yuanneikanshouderentingwendongjing，youxiehaipa，zhuantoujianfuneiyahuanqiushuanglaile。
“jinyeyouyu，wangyerenshan，fenfunimenshoudaozishibiankequxiuxile。”
“qiushuangjiejie，wangfeihaoxiangshangdehenzhong，yaobuyaoyeqinggedafu？”
xingxinghoutatoutoupieleyiyan，neihoubeipikairouzhan，herendehen。
qiushuangcuileyikou，ehenhendidao：“qingshenmedafu，meitingtagangcaibudanmawangye，hairujiwangyeshengmume？tazheiyangderensilecaihaoni！”
（作者排雷指南
1、kaitouchunguzaotaolu，wunvewuwuhui，benzhiqingsongtianchongshuangwen
2、nanzhuwubaiyueguang，duiqingmeiwunannvzhiqing，jinxiangshizhangdadeqingfen
3、nvesheiyebuhuinvenvzhu，zhiyoubeinvzhunvederen
4、shedingjiemeiqunchuan，nvzhushizhujiaozhongdezhujiao，qiangwudi）