qingchaoxianjinzhiyouweishiyiweihuangguifei，jushuohaoxiangshidangchaozuochengxiangdemeimei，gongligongwaiquanshijida。
huangguifeishenbiandeguanshitaijiankemeineimehaojian，chuzaigongmenwai，lingweizuzudenglexiaobanzhanchadegongfuhaishimeijianzheren。
xianjiwuliao，lingweirenbuzhuhusiluanxiangleqilai。
haoxiangqingdinengmouchaocuanweichenggong，jushuodangnianyeshikaozheneiwaigoujiezheiyizhao，xianzaizheizuochengxiangzaiwai，huangguifeizainei，sihuyesuanneiwaigoujie……
xinlizhengxiangzheshier，mengdetingdaoshenhouxiangqiyizhenjiaobusheng，haimeilaidejihuitou，lingweijiuhurantingdaoyigebuzhidaoweishenme，rangtayinyinyouxieshuxideshengyinxiangleqilai。
“chengmengbi**xu，chenzuochengxiangweishan，qiujianhuangguifeiniangniang！”
caigangxiangdaozuochengxiang，jieguorenjialimachuxian，lingweishizhenbeiheleyitiao。
zaishenxingsineizhongguidifangdaijiule，jianguotaiduoyinfanleguijuerbeidaxingshihoudekelianren，tadui“guiju”zheilianggezi，jihujizaileguzili，lianmangzhuanshenxingli。
“见过左相爷！”
“起来吧。”
lingweihaimeitaitou，bianyoutingdaolezheiweizuochengxiangdeshengyin：“kannizheifuseyinggaishishenxingside，nilaifuninggongzuoshenme？”
“小的是……”
wolaijiannimeimeigonglideguanshitaijian，rangtajinimeimeichuanjuhua，shuonimeimeidehaojiemeikuaichengbuxiaqule，ganjinrangtajihuangshangchuichuizhentoufeng，barenjilaochulai？
这种事能乱说吗？
youxiefannan，kaidongnaojindetongshi，lingweixiayishitaiqitouchaoweishankanqu。
jianmeixingmu，mianruguanyu，peizheneishenzhengyipindezhuhongchaofu，ziyouyifanlinranqidu。
danyebuzhidaoweishenme，zaikandaoweishandediyiyan，lingweijiuyouzhongganjue，zheigeren——tajianguo！
在什么地方见过？
脑子好痛！
“是你！”
“我……”
yishengyinggaihenshuxidechenghuzhangkouyuchu，danpianpianxiangbuqilaishishenme，lingweidenaozitongdeyuefalihai，zuizhongzhijuenaozhongyishenghongming，zaiyizhentianxuandizhuanzhong，zhenggerenshentiyiruan，bianchaodishangzailequ。
dantaquezhijieshuaijinleweishandebeiwanzhong。
ganjuedaozijibeibaodehenjin、henyongli，mimihuhuzhong，lingweifaxianzheiweidangchaozuoxiangzaikanzijishideyanshenzhong，jingxiemanlejiaojihehuangluan。
“你怎么样？”
shishishang，zheizhonghuangluandeyanshen，bingbujinjinzhichuxianzailezaiweishandeyanzhong，lingweiyeshiyiyang。
beiweishanlouzaihuaili，lingweiyebuzhiweishenme，meilaiyoudezhenzhenxinhuang，shenzhijuedequanshensuruan，wanquantibuqibandianliqilai。
genglipudeshi，lingweiyinyuejuede，zheiweiqingchaozuoxiangdeshenshangchuanlaideneiguziyoudanhuaxiang，jingshirangtayouyizhongwubishuxideganjue。
jiuhaoxiangguanyuzheiguhuaxiangdejiyi，shimingjizaitaguziliside，napaxiangbuqizheigerenshishei，cengjingzaishenmedifangjianguo，queyiranjidezheiguweidao！
zheiguxinsuandeganjue，shizenmehuishi？
yankuangweiweishirun，lingweibuzhidaozijiweishenmehuiku，tazhishihuranhaoshangxin，jinjiezheyanleijiubushoukongzhidezhiwangxiadiao，zhidouzhibuzhu。
“你怎么还哭了？”
lingweiyouhaimeiyishidaozijikudeshihou，weishanqueshoumangjiaoluandecongkuandapaoxiuzhongquchuleyifangsipa。
henmingxiannengkandechulai，zheiweidangchaozuoxiangye，yinggaimeiweinvzicaguoyanlei，nazhesipalenglehaojiu，yingshiwucongxiashou。
“你……”
zongsuanxiangqilaizijishishei，yanqianzheiweiyoushishenmeren，lingweixintouyilin，lianmangxiangqishen，danbuliaoweishanloudetaijin，genbenrangtazhengtuobukai。
“魏相，请自重！”
“你叫我什么？”
henmingxianbei“weixiang”zheigechenghujijiaodeyileng，weishanhaimeilaidejishuohua，liangrenshenhoudefuninggongli，jiuyijinghulalarenzouchuleyidabangren。
gongnv、taijian，yizhangjinshupukai，suihouyimingshenzhehuangguifeifushi，manshenzhuguangbaoqidelengyannvzi，bianchuxianzailelingweideshixianzhong。
suiranshidiyicijiandaozheiweihuangguifei，danzhishizaikandaoduifangdediyiyan，lingweijiuqueding，tajiushiweishandemeimei，weishi。
yinweizheiliangxiongmeidemeiyanzhijian，jingshiyixiyousansifenxiangsizhichu。
“weixiang，zheilikeshihuanggongdanei，dangzhonghegongnvlalacheche，chenghetitong？”
chuhulingweideyiliao，weishifuyichuchang，bingmeiyoubandianheweishanlajiachangdeyisi，zhijiejiuhengmeilengyandeyidunshuluo。
gengrangtazhenjingdeshi，zheiweihuangguifeigenbenmeidengweishanhuihua，jinjiezhejiubamaotouzhijiezhixiangleziji。
“bengongzhidao，dangchaozuoxiang，weigaoquanzhong，buguanzoudaonalidouzhaofengyindiede，kezheihuanggonglitoushigejiangguijudedifang，guijubitianhaida。”
dandandesaoleyanlingwei，weishipaoxiuqinghui，mianwubiaoqingdao：“andehai，bazheigegoudanbaotian，jurangangouyinzuoxiangde**laxiaqu。”
“遵命！”
zouleliangbu，shenweifuninggongzongguantaijian，andehaiyouxieyouyudechaoweishikanleyan：“guiren，shisongshenxingsi，haishi……”
“zhangbi，chenhu，jineixiebuanfendezhanggejixing。”
“奴才明白。”
什么？！
tingdaozheiduizhupuyiwenyidadeduihua，lingweizhenggerendouzhenjingle。
开什么玩笑？
mingmingshenmedoumeizuo，jiuzheimebeikoushanggegouyinzuoxiangdemaozi，ranhoujiuyaobeimomingqimiaodezhangbichenhu？
“等……”
“滚！”
lingweihaimeilaidejijizijibianjieliangju，quebuliaotashenbianzhanzhedeweishanturanfalebiao，xizhangfengyanweiweiyimi，yiguwuxingdeqishicuranbaofa，jiuzaineiyishunjian，lingweihuranjuedexinlihaoleng。
buzhishileng，shenzhitahaiyouyizhongzhixigan，jiufangfobozibeihenhenezhuleside，lianhuxidoukunnan。
“相爷，您……”
henmingxian，zaiweigaoquanzhong，erqiehaishibangezhuzideweishanmianqian，andehaiyiliandeweinan，youxieweishouweijiao。
“你怕什么？”
yanjianandehaineifuweisuomoyang，weishiboranshengnu：“andehainijiwogaoqingchu，bengongcaishinidezhuzi，worangnibazheige**zhangbi，nitingdaomeiyou？”
“zhuzi，xiangyeta……”
“我看谁敢！”
hezhiqianjinjinlouzhelingweishidemoyangquanranbutong，rujindeweishanzhoushenshangxiamanshiliqi，mingmingshiyiweiwenguan，ketaneishuangyanjingli，quefangfozaishanxianzheshishanxuehaibandecanliejingxiang。
sisidingzheweishi，weishanmianwubiaoqingdao：“zheigeren，wohudingle。”
“haoa，jiuchongnizheijuhua，jintiantabixusi！”