第三章坐死你
“a！zhaoqingpingniganshenme？！”sunyiniangjianjiaoyisheng，tadetieshenyahuanmangguolaishijingtuikaizhaoqingping，bangtazhedang。
zhaoqingpingbenjiupangdebuxing，tixingbuwen，beitadeyahuanzheimeyitui，yi*zuozaidishang，shunshiguliudaoyibian，shoushanglidaoquebusong，zheixiadaohao，sunyiniangdequnzibeichedegengkaile！
yankansunyiniangjianjiaolianlian，yahuanmenshoumangjiaoluan，zhaoqingpingyandideqingmiegengshen，“aiyousunyinianga，bushishuoleyaoqujiandiedie，nizenmehaidarenni！”
sunyiniangmeizhuyi，limamazhanzaiyibiankandaozhaoqingpinghaozhengyixiadeshenqing，quehuranjuedehoubeifaliang。
zuihousunyiniangzaitieshenyahuandechanfuxiawuzhequnzizoule，danlikaiqianhaibuwangchuoyixiazhaoqingpingdexinwozi，“siyatounizheimepangxinsiyouzheimehuai，yihoukansheihuiquni！”
zhaoqingping：……gangcaitajiuyinggaibazheigeniangmenerdexiekuyezhuaixialai！
dengsunyiniangyixingrenzoumeiyingerle，zhaoqingpingcaimanmanyouyoucongdishangpaqilai，zheishenzhuiroushizhendeyaoletadelaoming。
“jiejie，wofuniba。”zhaoqingyanxiaonuannanshifenyouyansedepaoguolai。
zhaoqingpingmolemozhaoqingyandexiaonaodai，“guai，elema？”
huayingangluo，zhaoqingpingdeduzijiuchuanlaiguliuliudeshengyin，shifenxiangliang……
气氛有些沉默。
zhaoqingyanyouyulexia，taitoukanzhaoqingping，“jiejienishibushiele？woquchufangnadianchideba？”
anzhaoyuanzhudejiyi，zhaoqingyancengjingquguochufang，danbeixiarenjidachulaile，shifenlangbei，xiarenhaiwumietatouchide。zhenshitiandadexiaohua！quzijijiachufangnachideyejiaotou？
zhaoqingpingkanlekanbianyidididexiaoshenban，“suanle，haishiwoqunongchideba，wu……nishenshangyouqianma？”
“woyoulianggetongban……”zhaoqingyancongshenshangfanchulianggetongban，fangzaizhaoqingpingpanghuhudeshoushang。
zhaoqingpingdianlediantongban，youxiewunai。
“wulihaiyoushenmezhiqiandema？”zhaoqingpingwangwulitanletannaodai，jieguofaxianchuleneizhangzheletuidezhuozihelianggeyizi，yemeiyoushawanyierle。
怎么这么穷啊？
zhaoqingyanyanshenyouxieshanshuo，“qishihaiyouyidiande，wozangzaichuangxiale，shizanzhezhunbeidengjiejiejijijijiejiemaihelide……”
jiji？zhaoqingpinglengleyixia，gudaijijishishiwusui，zhaoqingpingxianzaishisan，neibushihaiyouliangnian？
zhaoqingyanzheimezaojiukaishizanqianmaijijilideheli，neipingshidedianqianshideduonana！
kanzheyanqianmeiyoutasanfenzhiyitigedexiaoluobutou，zhaoqingpingxinliyouxienuannuande，yuanlaiyouyigedididianjizhezijishizheimexingfudeganjue。
“jijilihaiyao，baqianjijiejieyidianba，jiejiequjinimaichide。”zhaoqingpinggandongguigandong，danhaishitianbaoduzizuizhongyao。
zhaoqingyangujihaishibutaiyuanyi，manmantuntunzoujinwuziqunaqian，neiyangzihuoxiangyizhixinkutunjianguodexiaosongshuyaobajianguosongren。
倒是很可爱。
nalezhaoqingyandeneidianerqian，zhaoqingpingxunleyichuqiangjiao。
yinweishixiangfuzuipiandeyuanzi，suoyihewaimiandejiedaoyiqiangzhige，zhiyaofanguoqiangjiunengchuxiangfu。
danshifanguoqiangduiyuxianzaidezhaoqingpinglaishuo，kenengyoudiannan……
zhaoqingpingyangtoukanzheqiangtou，xiangdaozijigenqiuyiyangdeshencai，youxietouteng。
“jiejie，zheili。”zhaoqingyanhuranjiaota。
zhaoqingpingxunshengkanqu，faxianzhaoqingyanzhanzaiyiduishitouqian。
“womenbashitouduizaiqiangbian，jiukeyicaizhefanguoqule。”zhaoqingyanshifenjizhi。
“bucuobucuo，zhencongming！”zhaoqingpingbulinkuajiang，ranhoukaishibanshitou。
manghuoleyizhen，zhongyubanwanle，zhaoqingpingcaizheshitouzaizhaoqingyanbangzhuxiazhongyuqishangleqiangtou。
“nikuaihuiwu，bierangneixiexiarenfaxianle，jiejiehenkuaijiuhuilai。”zhaoqingpingdingzhuzhaoqingyan，qinyankanzhezhaoqingyanjinwule，caidasuanwangqiangwaitiao。
zhengzhunbeitiaoni，zhaoqingpingquefaxianyigejinyihuafudeshaonianzaiqiangbianzou，shaonianshoulinazheyifuhuajuan，zhengzhuanxinzhizhidekan，genbenmeifaxiantoudingdeqiangtouzuoleyigeren。
zhaoqingpingxiangchushengtixing，keyinweitaipanglezuobuwen，jingshouyihuazhijiezaixiaqiangtou。
zhitingzhongwuluodideshengyinyijiyishengmenheng。
完了，砸到人了！
zhaoqingpingmangbudiejiang*congshenxiashaoniandejianbangnuokai，danneishaonianyijingbushengrenshile。
“duibuqiduibuqi！wobushiguyide！”zhaoqingpinglianshengdaoqian，molejuedebugouchengken，haiwangshaoniandeshoulisaileyigetongban。
ranhoutajiuliuzhidajile。
guyichengxinglaideshihounaodaihaiyouxieyunhuhude，suiranyundaole，danhunmizhiqiantatingdaoyigenvhaizidaoqiandeshengyin。
“xiaowangye！aiyou，ninzheimezuozaizheiera？nucaimenzhaoninbantianle，zheishizenmele？”guyichengdetieshenshicongzhongyuzhaodaota，mangbudiedepaoguolai，quefaxianguyichenghuitoutulianzuozaiqiangbian，shouliniezheyimeitongbanyouxieyaoyaqiechi。
shicongganmangjiangguyichengfuqilai，jiutingguyichengshuodao：“jibenwangzhao！baneigepangniujibenwangzhaodao！”
“pangniu？a，kuaikuaikuai，kuaiquzhaopangniu！”shicongfenfugenzaitashenhoudexiarenmen。
xiarenmenyitouwushui，danhaishidiandianerquzhaopangniu。
“aimandianmandian！benwangboziniule！”guyichengchouzheliangqimoxiangbozi，yanjiaoyuguangsaodaoneifubeisiliedemingjiazihua，dangjiqidetiaojiao，suijiyoutengdeciyaliezui。
“jibenwangzhuadaoneigesiyatou！”
zhaoqingpinglinzhexiaoqiandaimailebushaobaozimantou，zheixiedongxiguanbaohaihaocunfang，qimaweilaijitiantahedidibuyongeduzi。
zhaoqingpingxinlimingbai，jishihuidaoxiandaitayehuobuleduojiu，haiburujilaizhizeanzhi。zhiyuneixiejiazushenmede，tagaijindezerenyejindaole，beishufulezheimexienian，tayegaihuodesuixinsuoyuyidianle。
“quneibianzhaozhaoyoumeiyoupangniu！”zhaoqingpingzhengxianguang，jiujianbuyuanchuyoujigejiadingdabanderensihuzaizhaoren，tingdaotamenkouzhongdepangniu，zhaoqingpingxinliyouxiebuan。
buhuishifangcaibeitazuoyunneigeshaonianyaozhaotasuanzhangba？neirenkanshangqujiutingyouqian，kendingshidahurenjiadegongzi，zheiyaoshibeizhuadaokejiucanle。
zhaoqingpingganmangpaodaoyichupianpixiazhaidehutong，yegubushangduokan，zhijiejiucezheshenzizuanlejinqu。
daineixiejiadingdoulikaihou，tacaisonglekouqi。
“wodemaya，zongsuanshizoule。”zhaoqingpingtaishoumolemoetoushangdehan，ganjuezheihutongliyouxiebize，tajuedingganjinchuquhuixiangfu。
“sheizoule？”zhaoqingpingzhengxiangnuozheshenzichuqu，jiujianhutongkouhuranchuxianyigeren，baozheshoubeisixiaofeixiaodekanzheta。
heranjiushigangcaibeitazuozai*dixiadeguyicheng。
zhenshichourenxiangjianfenwaiyanhong，guyichengxinlixiangzhezhuadaopangniuhouyebatazuozai*dixia，ranhouzaizheiyangneiyang……
gujishixinchengzeling，guyichengzheibianxinlizhengniantaozhe，neibianerduojiuhurantingdaoyouxieshuxideshengyin，tashunzhehutongkouwangli，zhenghaokandaoyigepangniu。
shengyinshuxi，jiashangbiaozhixingshencai，guyichengjihuzaiyishunjianjiuquedingzheishibatazayundepangniu！
“gangcaijiushinibawozayundeba！xiaopangniu，haiganzangqilai？”guyichengshenshouquzhuazhaoqingping，hedezhaoqingpingniushenxiangpao，ketawanglezheishizaixiaohutongli，tayiniu，dunshijiukazaineilidongdanbudele。
bushiba？zheimedaomei？！