第1章
“kuaipao！hahahaha......guoranshigeshazi！”
yigejiqixiaozhangaomandeshengyincongbuyuanchuchuandaochuanrandeerzhong，rangtayouyizhongxiangzourendechongdong。
ketahaimeiyoudongzuo，jiuganjuezijideshentizaijuliedibenpao，shenzhi，haiyouyiguruoyousiwudeweidaocongtoudingpiaoxia，rangrenjiyu......zuoou。
chuanranzongjuedenalibudui，nulidixiangzhe，zhongyu，zaitaganjuedaoyanjingzhengkaiyitiaofengdeshihouturanxiangleqilai：weishenmetadoumeidong，shentiquezaibenpao？！
mama，takendingshilinghunchuqiaole！
“shazi，niganshenmeni？haibujiwopaokuaidian！niyaoshizaimanyibu，toudingderetangkejiuyaosale！hahahahaha......”
嗯？热汤？
chuanranxiayishiditaiqitou，turanfaxianzijijuzaitoudingdeshou，jingrantuozheyigeyuandudazuimoyangdetonghu！
yiguxingsaodeyiweizhengpanjuzaitadetouding，jiandanerzhijiedixiangtasushuozhedaan......
tatoushangjingrandingzhegeniaohu！
taxiangshibeidianleyiyangjiangniaohunaxia，lingluandetoufaxia，yishuangheiliangdeyanjingyisao，turanbaichuyigebiaozhundetouzhidezishi，jiangshoulideniaohuzhunquewuwudirengzaileganggangkaikoushuohuadebandananhaishenshang。
jingranganpiantahulideshiretang，neijiusongjinimenchangchang！
tatemiaodehaimeizuoguozheimediurendeshi，yidingshizheijigegouzeixiandongdeshou，tayigeshouguoshehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguanxuntaodeyouxiunvdaxuesheng，zheizhongshiyaoshinengren，tahaixingshenmechu？！
“a！baohuerhuangzi......”
chuanyuebeizhizhichaotazalaideniaohujihemengle，yishijianjingranwangleduoshan，haimeidengtafanyingguolai，niaohuyijingzazailetadeshenshang，chenghuangdeyetijianletayishen——
ertadezui，haibaochizhehahadaxiaodekouxing。
“pu——”ruguobushizijishenshoushehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguanxuntaodelianghaopingebuyunxu，chuanranhenxiangjizijishugedamuzhi。
bukuishiwo！jieshouguodaxuejunxundudadenvren！
“ou！pei......”
chuanyuedexiongkoujuliediqifu，duanpangdeshouzhizhizhidizhizhechuanran，“ni、nizheigeshazi！jingranganwangwoshenshangrengniaohu！ou......woyaodasini！banirengdaochiziliweiyu！”
tahaoburongyihuanguojinglai，mengdituikaileshoumangjiaoluanbangtacashidegongrenmen，dahouyisheng，“nimenhailengzheganma？haibuqubataanzaidishang！woyaodasita！”
shuozhe，tacongdishangjianqiyikuaibazhangdadeshikuai，xinghongzheyanjingchaochuanranzaqu。
“住手！”
yigechuanzheshenzisechaofudenanrenturandangzaichuanrandeshenqian，subaixiuzhangdeshuangshouweitai，wenwendizuanzhulechuanyuenazheshitoudeshou。
“erhuangzi，zheishitouruoshizaxia，neinibianshimouhaidangchaotaizi，jibiannihainianyou，xianglaiyinggaiyezhidaozheishihedengzhongzuiba？”
buzhidaoshibushichuanrandecuojue，tafaxianduimianneigexiaogouzaizizaikandaozheigeziyinanrenchuxianzhishi，shenshangneiguxiaozhangjingerjingranshoulianlexuduo，beitaneimeyiwo，shoushangdeshitoujiugululugundaoledishang。
tayouxiehaoqishenqiandenanren，weiweitanchutouqu，zhikandaoyigelengbaishouxuedecelian，rudaoxuebandexiahexianyoujinanrenmomingjianruolenanzideleiruohenvqi，duolejifenqingjunchuchendemei。
chuanyueziranzhidaoyanqianderenrebude，zhengtuoleshou，xiayishidihoutuileliangbu，kouzhongdishengnieru，“lu、luchengxiang，cishishizheigesha......shitaizigegexianqifuwozaixiande。”
lujiuchaomeishaoqingdong，buzhikefoudiqinghengyisheng，“erhuangzifangxin，chenxinzhongziyouchengsuan。”
shuowan，tadizhetousaoleyanshenhoumanshenlangbeidexiaoshazi，meiyujianyoujifenwunai，qingtanlekouqi，lanzhetadejianbangdaitalikai。
chuanranbeiyigedashuaibilanzaihuaili，xinlimeizizi，kedengtazhenzhenghuiguoweilai，jiuyoudianxiaobuchulaile。
sheinenggaosuta，tanaozilizheixielinglingsuisuidejiyishizenmehuishi？weishenmejiyiliderendoujiaotaweitaizi？zuizhongyaodeshi，taizibuyinggaishigenandema？
ershinianle，taduizijidexingbierenzhiyizhidoushinvshenga！tameizuoguonanrena！
taqiaoqiaotaitoukanleyanbaozhezijidenanren，chuizaishenqiandeshouzaishenqianmougebuweiqiaoqiaodangleyixia，faxianbingmeiyouduochushenmeqiguaidewanyier，zhongyuanansonglekouqi。
haihaohaihao，zhishaoxingbieshiduide。
lujiuchaozhuyidaozijihuailiderendexiexuxiaodongzuo，lianshangshanguoyimowunaihedanyou。
xiaoshihoufenminghaishigecongmingkeaidexiaodaigua，zenmezhangzhezhangzhe，jiushaleni？
“daole。”donggongmenkou，lujiuchaotingzhulejiaobu，jiangchuanranjiaojijigegongren，“nimendaidianxiaqushuxigengyi。”
“shi。”jigeyahuanditouyingsheng，lianmangjiangchuanrandaijinqindian。
lujiuchaosihumeiyoulikaideyisi，erdonggongdegongrenmenhuoxuxiguanleyuanshenshiyigeshazi，yilikailujiuchaodeshixian，yedoufangsongxialai，huayeduolejifen。
“taizidianxiazheishizenmele？zenmeshenshanghuinongchengzheiyang？”
yigeshencaigaotiaodegongnvyibiandaliangzhechuanran，yibianzaijuzilifanzhaoyiwu，xiaoshengdihelingyigeyuanliandegongnvshuozhehua。
yuanliangongnvyaoleyaotou，“bachengyoushibeierhuangzijiqifule，erhuangzirujinyuefaguofen，chulehuangshanghuanghouheludaren，wohaimeijianguotabasheifangzaiyanzhong，zheiwanyirihouzhenrangtajirenhuangwei，zanmenhaiyouhaoriziguo？”
“yaowoshuo，zhiqianludarenjiubugaihehuangshangdazheigedu，dangchaowenwuzhuangyuanshizheimehaodede？erhuangzitasuixingzibuhao，danjiqiconghui，kewomentaizidianxia......fenmingjiushigeshazi，zhipalianzijidemingzidouburende，zheidujudejieguofenmingxianeryijian。”
“ai，zhendengdaoneishi，zanmenjiazheweibaguoduanshiribianxianganwushi，daoshitaizikejiu......”
chuanranyuanbenhaoqididaliangzheyanqianzheigebudaquechuchujingmeideqindian，kexuanjitatingjianlianggegongnvzaiyijuqianshuozhehua，yezhuangzuowuyibanqiaoqiaocouguoqu，zhishitinglejiju，taturanxiangbaotoutongku。
shenmeduyue？shenmejichenghuangwei？tahaimeicongzijichuanyuebianchengyigenvbannanzhuangdetaizideshishizhonghuanguoshenlai，zenmeturanjiubeizheixiegexiaogongnvjiansilejieju？
haozailianggegongnvjuedetashishazi，shuohuayebubihui，henkuaichuanranjiutingqingleshiqingdeyuanwei。
neigezhizhidaoliandandelaohuangdixiangtuiweile，yuanbenshixiangxuanerhuangzi，yejiushigangcaibeichuanranyongniaohuzaledeneigebuzu14suideshaonian。
kelujiuchaoshenweichaozhongzhizhangquanbingdenianqingchengxiang，tichulefanduiyijian，ranhouerrenbiandingxiaduyue，yuedingdebianshinaweihuangzizailainiandekekaozhongkaoquwenwuzhuangyuan，huangweibianjiaodaosheishoushang。
chuanranjuede，dandanchongzhechuanyueneigegouzaizidouganrangyuanshendingniaohudejiashilaikan，yidanchuanyuedangshanghuangdi，tadexiaomingyesuanshihuodaotoule。
“taizidianxia，nubimenweiningengyi。”
jiuzaichuanranchushendeshihou，lianggegongnvyijingshuowanlehua，naleyifuzouleguolai，gaoshoudegongnvtaishoujiuyaoqujiechuanranjingxiadekouzi。
等等，换衣服？
chuanranturanhuiguoshenlai，huanyifuzhiqianyaoxiantuoyifu，neitanvbannanzhuangdeshiqingbujiuyaobeijiechuanle？