3装逼遭雷劈

anershudengdaleyanjing,huaiyishibushizijiyanjingchuxianlewenti,tazenmemeikanchulaizheijigeshangkeshuijue,xiakehunaodexuesheng。

shishenmeyouxiudexuezi,haishidongliangzhicai。

zhinvkanrendeyanguangzhenshibiejuyige。

yaoshuozheiliweiyiyoudushutianfen,yekennulide,jiushiwuqiancanjiakekaodelengxiangbai。

yuanbenzuoshanzhangdedage,shuoyaozizhutawanchengxiucaiqiankekaodefeiyong。

keshibuzhidaoshidagedemingbuhao,haishizheigeshaoniandemingbuhao,jiuzaizheigejieguyanshang,dageyichangfenghandiudiaolexingming。

tayeshiquleweiyiyuanyizizhutakekaoderen。

tingdaoanxinshuodehua,jiaoshelidejigeshaoniantiaoletiaonongheidemeimao,zuijiaojitichouchuleyixia。

“he!daxiaojiezheishimeishiganle,laizheilizhaowomenkaishuan?!”

gangcaihaipazhezhuozishangzhuangsi,leidabudongdeqingjuanshaonianjiangzhou,angzhetouxiaozhangdechaozheanxinshouxiankaipao。

zheishigejiqinggaoyoudushedeshaonian“……”anxinbiaoshiyanzhengwanbi。

anxinduizhetatiaogaoyibiandewanmei,weipiliezuiyixiao,kuangwangdeyangzibijiangzhouhaigaoaoqianbian。

pilipalabodongsuanpandeshaonian,taiyanqinglinglingdekanleyiyananxin,youzhongxinchuixiayanlian,fangfoduoqiaotayimiao,douyingxiangtazhuanjiqianliangyinziside。

zheishiyigecaimi,zijihaishibuyaoyingxiangtabosuanpanzhudeaihaole。

shengxiadeshaonian,suiranmeiyouduitaluchushenmeguaiyidebiaoqing,danduitashuodehuamingxiannengganjuededaochizhiyibi。

kanlaitamenduizijiderenzhihaishihenshenke。

anxinzoudaoxianshengjiangkeshidemuzhuoqian,naqishangmianbaifangdeyigenjiechiqiaoleqiao,haoxiangshifenmanyisidedianlediantou。

“guaibudexianshengdouainazheigedaxueshengdeshouzhang,zheijiechidaqirenlaiyinggaihenshuang。”anxinyifuchunchunyudongdeshuodao。

dixiajigeshaoniantingdaopapaxiangdejiechisheng,dunjuebeihouyiliang,youyizhongbuhaodeyugan。

anxinyilianyouzhuaiyoupideweixiaozheduitamenshuodao:“congmingtiankaishi,jiuyoubenxiaoshanzhangqinziweinimenshouke,kaibukaixin。”

“切!”

anxinyebuguantamenfachushaobugengshipannideshengyin,liuxiayiju,“maoshiyikezhunshilaidaoshuyuan,chidaodequdasaomaoce。”

bujizheixiepannideshaonianfanbodejihui,jiudabuliuchujiaoshe,liujitamenyigexiaosadebeiying。

liugeshaonianduianxinyuanqudeshenying,zhankailegezhongdaliang,kantashibushiyoubing。

zouchulaideanxinkanlekantiankong,zhuangbibeileipi,haozaijingeshidaqingtian。

anxinmolemozijidexiabaxiang,yaobazheijikuaimengchendefeiliao,diaozhuochengjingmeideqipin,haizhenshirenzhongerdaoyuana!

【suzhu,nidexiaokeaihuilaile,jingbujingxi?yibuyiwai?!】

anxinfanleyigebaiyan,biaoshiduiergouzixitonghuiguidehuanying。

【biezheiyangma!suzhu!jiusuannibubeiwobangding,nizaineigeshijieyeshisirenle】

zheigexitongshibunengyaole,shenmejiaotayijingchengweisirenle。

【suzhubieshengqile,zhongxintoutaihechuanyuedaozheili,yemeiduodaqubiebushi。】

“hehe!”anxinchixiaoyisheng,rangergouzixitongzijitihui。

momingqimiaobeibangdingderen,youzigeaojiao。

【suzhuyaozaiyigeyueneirangjiangzhou,liuboxing,anrui,sanrenlianchuyishougongzhengdemaobizi】

系统弱弱的道。

【ergouzixitongnidayede,nibalaozinonglaizheili,haixiangranglaozijinibaiganhuo,nixiangpichini】

youbujieqideanxinkanjianbuyuanchudehehuachi,chunbianhanzheyimolengxiao。

【xitongnikanneibianhehuachizuowodezhangmianzhidiruhe】

ruoxiaokeliandexitongsuozaijiaoluolihuaquanquan,kanyangzitazheicibangdingdesuzhushigehenren。

yaoshizijibangdingdesuzhuchuleshenmeyiwai,tazheigexitongyehuishoudaohuimiexingdedaji。

ergouzixitongjuedingyihouzijihaishilaoshiyidian,buyaochuodaosuzhudedixian。

【wozenmehuishineizhongmeiyoudaodedixiandexitong,suzhuwanchengrenwu,benxitonghuiduiniyouewaidejiangli】

【什么奖励】

安歆眼睛一亮。

【suzhuzheiciwanchengrenwuhou,huidedaoyizhangqingmingxingnaojiachika,helidawuqiongjiachika。

haiyounichuanyuedezheigeshentijiaoruozhinenggouhuodaosanshisuizuoyou,yihounimeiwanchengyigerenwu,wojiuhuijinizengjiashengmingzhi】

anxintiaoleyixiameishao,tayeganjuedaozheigeshentiyouxieleiruo,meixiangdaoyanzhongdaoyingxiangshouming。

【yigediandeshengmingzhishiduozhangshijian】

【一年】

zuoyigerenwuzengjiaduoshao?

【anzhaorenwudeduoshaonanyilaisuan,zheicirenwubijingjiandanzhiyouyigeshengmingzhi】

【敢不敢大方一点】

【dafangwopasuzhuhuijiaoao】

【wokannishijuedewozhenggoushengmingzhi,buzaijiniganhuo】

xitong:hainengbunengyukuaidewanshuale,kanpobushuopo,niwohaishihaojiyou。

anxinjuedejiuzheiyangba,yaobuhainengzenyang。

ergouzixitongjianglidezheiyizhangnaoziqingmingdejiachika,mingxianbushijitayongde,tadaoshijingyeshishixiangzherenwu。

buguolidawuqionghenengzengjiashengmingzhidedongdong,duitalaishuohaishitingxiangde。

dayingyebushibukeyi,zhiyushengmingzhizijimanmanzheng,zongnengzhengdaoyigeshouzhongzhengqin。

buguoanxinhaishijinggaodao。

【woyihouzhengdaodeshengmingzhi,nibuhuizaikouhuiquba。yaoshineiyangdehua,laozixianzaijiuhenitongguiyujin】

【buhui,buhui,benbaobaokeshizhengguidexitong,bangdingdeyeshihepinggongyingtiaoyue,nizuorenwusuodedoushuyuniziji,benbaobaoshimeiyouquanlizaishouhui】

【zheiyangjiuhao,hezuoyukuai】

buguoanxinhaishiwenchuxinzhongdeyiwen。

【weishenmeliugexuezizhong,zhiyoutamensangexuyaolianmaobizi】

【suzhu,yinweiqitasanrenmaobizixiedehaibucuo,suoyibuxuyaozailianxi】

anxinmozhexiaba,fangruoqiushuibanlingdongdeyanmou,weiweimiqi。

【xiaotongtong,ruguozheicitamenliugerendouxuyaolianmaobizi,shibushiwodejianglihuigengduo】

系统自闭了。

tayemeibiaodachuduoyudeyisi,suzhuzenmejiunengcaidaozheixie,zhinengmenmendehuida。

【是的】

xitongpaanxinhaiyaowenyixie,tabuxianghuidadewenti,zaidawanzheijujiulimaxiaoshile。

“songhuozheijiupaole,kanlaiyouwenti,zhinengxiacizaiwenle。”anxinjiaohuadeyixiao。

xitong:woxianzaixianghuanyigesuzhu,buzhidaohainengbunenglaideji。

anxindabuchaozheyuanzhufuqindeshufangzouqu,bujiushiyaorangneijigelianyishouhaomaozima,zheihuotajiele。

tayaoqujineijikuailiao,zhidingyifenxuexidekechengbiao。

shangwutianke,xiuliangtian,laoyijiehehenheli。

dezhitimeidoujitamencaolianqilai。

gaozhongdeyingshimonikao,shijidaoleyerangtamenganshouyixia,laizijiqiannianhougaozhongshengmendelequ。

buzhixiangdaoleshenme,anxinyanzhonganchenlexialai。

“zheijikuailiao,haoxiangduikekaomeishenmexingqudeyangzi。”anxintaishoumolemoxiaba,“buxing,weilezijidexiaoming,meiyouxingqutayedejipeiyangchuxingqulai。”

“ng!”jiushizheiyang,meicuo。