第1章
“xiaolangjun，nujiajiaoweile，nifuwohuiquhaobuhao？”
zhanganchengzuiweifanhuadezhuquezhangjieshang，mulanhuatianninidekaimanlezhitou，fenfangsiyi，yimingshenchuanyanlihongqundeshaonvzhanzaishuxia，qingtiaodeqiaozheshenqianmanmiantonghongdeshaonianlang，yandiyunhanzhedeyidexiao，yifushizaibide。
sizhouluguode，weiguandebaixingdoubuzhudeyaotou，duineishaonianmianlutongqingzhise，zaoniea！zheishidishiyigeluorulujiaojiaozheigenvwankushoulideshaonianrenle！
zeze，kanneigongzihede，mianwurense，pashixiayikejiuyaohunguoquleba！
meirenganlan，meirengankan，yigegequandouxingsecongcongdelikaile。
“gu，guniang，nannvyoubie，nijiaoweilebushiyouyahuanme？rangtamenliangfunihuiquhaole......“shaonianlangdanboshouruodejianbangweiweizhandouzhe，jiejiebabadejihushuobuchuhualai，lianjiahonghongde。
jingchengdeminfengzheimekaifangme？tacaigangyijinchengjiuyudaolezheiweidajie！jiandaotaluozaidishangdepazi，jiubeichanshangle。
qiaoqiaoyanqianzheiguniang，yizhangbiaozhundeedanlian，jifu**deyourunendoufu，meimaowanwan，yishuangqingliangliangdemouzizhigougoudedingzherenqiaoshi，nengrangrenlianhongxintiao。
shaonianshuobuchuduodongtingdexingrongci，danshizaitayouxiandeshiliusuirenshengdangzhong，zheiguniangshitajianguodezuipiaoliangdele，zhirutianxian。
kesheizhi，zheitianxianyikaikou，jiushidajieshangdelaoselangdiaoximeishaonvdehua！
他这是被调戏了么？
“nikezhidaowomenxiaojieshishei？shuochulaihesini！”lujiaojiaoshenbiandexiaoyahuanshuzhebaobaotou，duzhezuiba，hujiahuweidehehuqilai。
lujiaojiaolianmangbaishou，xiaoxixidedao：“didiao，didiao！shuochulaijiubuhaowanle。”
shaonianfalengdedangkou，errenshenhoudechaloubaoxiangzhong，huranyourenfachuleyishengchixiao。
shenchuanxuansefeiyufudenianqingnanziyongyouyizhangcangbaidelian，shouliwozheyibeicha，manmiandoushichaofengzhise：“jingchengzuijinzhenshishifengrixia，benguanhaiyiwei，luzaixiangneiweiwankuqianjinlijingzhihou，jiuzaiyebuhuifashengzheizhongdangjiediaoxiliangjiananzideshiqingle，sheizhidaoyoupengshangyigemeizhangnaozidecaobao。”
“daren，yaobushuxiaxiaqukankan？jiangtamennianzou？“yigechuanzhelanseshiweifudenianqingrenyiliangangadedao。
“buyongle！zanmenzhuaburenfanzuishiyaojinshi，buyaoduoshi。“
heisexuanfudenanzibailebaishou，yilianlengmo。
tayouyizhangyinroudelian，ranershoulimianwozhedequeshichaotingzhongzuilidedao，tazheigerenyeshiyibadao，yibashuyudangjinbixiadeshashendao。
jinyiweizuigaozhihuishilinlang，quanjingchengdebaixingsheirenbuzhi，sheirenbuxiao，zhishihenduorendouxiangbumingbaiweishenmezheimegaodezhiwu，quezhishiyigecaiershisuidenianqingrenshengren。
chaotangshangyoufanduilinlangdechaochen，jieguocaidangzhongfengcilejiju，zhuantoujiubeilinlangchachulaisuoyoutanwushouhuidezhengju，zhijiejiubeihuangdibamianleguanzhi，langdangruyu。
zheiyangdeshiqingfashenglejicizhihou，zaiyemeiyourengantiaoxinlinlangle，henduorendouzaibeihoutoutoudematashigemogui，huogaiduanzijuesun。
duanzijuesunlinlangbuzaihu，tingdaozheiyangdehua，tayezhishiqingmieyixiao，zaitaxinli，zhuabutaofan，tibixiachaqinganjian，caishizuizhongyaodeshiqing，zhiyupangrendexianyansuiyu，yutahegan？
“daren，xianfanchuxianle。”
quezaizheishi，yizhizhanzaichuanghubianshangdeyigeqingyihuweiyadileshengyinkaikou。
linlangshenqingyilin，xunsufangxiachabei，piaoranqishen。
zhangjieduimian，yimingsishilaisui，shenchuanxunchangmayi，dizhetoudenanzixingsecongcongdechuxianzaizhongrenshixiannei，jinguancongwaibiaoshangkanhenputong，shenzhirengzairenduilidouhaobuqiyan。
linlangyishuangyanjingruilideyisao，likejiukanchuanzheimingcengcengqiaozhuangdabandezhongniannanzizhengshitayaozhuabudeqiantaoguanyuanzhangdelin。
zheiweisipindayuangoujiewaidi，chumaidazhouqingbao，shidebianguanzhanshipinpinshibai，quezaichaotingxialingzhuabudedangkou，piaoranshizong，zaiyezhaobudao。
linlangweilezhuabuzheiweizhangdaren，zuzuzhangwangbuzhilebangeyuezhijiu。
jinri，bianshishouwangzhishi。
yankanzheneizhangdelinjiuyaozoudaozheitiaojiedezuizhongyangle，neierjiushijinyiweibuzhixiadetianluodiwang，linlangwozheshoulimiandezhangdao，mizheyanjingshushu。
yi，er，san......
抓捕！
linlangwushengdetaileyixiashoubei，diyigezongshencongbaoxiangdakaidechuangzilizongshenfeiyueerchu，renweizhi，daoyizhi。