第3章掌掴徐静宜
半盏茶的功夫后。
“xiaotao，nibielanzhele，jiejieshibushizailibian？yaoshichuleshenmeshikezenmebancaihao，waizumurangwochumenkanzhetade，tarenxingnibunenggenzherenxinga！”
xujingyijiandanyijuhua，lanyushujiuchengleyigechumenyexuyaobeikanguanderen，zheiyangderenzuochushenmeshidouqingyoukeyuanle。
shouzhexiaojiedezhutuoxiaotaoshuoshenmeyeburangkai，jideliansezhanghonghairengzhangkaizhegebodangzheburangjinqu。
xujingyicalecayanjiaobucunzaideleishui，kukoupoxinhuitouquanshuo，“wozheijiejiefanlehutu，haiqingdajiajitayitiaohuolu，qianwanshoukouruping，wodaijiejiexieguonimenle。”
xiaotaogenbenlanbuzhu，fangmenzhongjiubeidakaile。
xujingyilvxianpaojinqu，zhaowangfeiyaoyaduojiaoyegenlejinqu，tayidong，neixieranshaozhexiongxiongbaguaxindezhongrennituiwowotuinideyejinqule。
xujingyidudinglimianjiushilanyushu，suoyicaijinmenjianchuangshangqueyoulianggerenhaimengzhebeizi，kandoumeizixikanjiukaishiyanmianchouqiqilai。
“biaojienizenmeneng......wozhidaojiumuqudezao，meirenshichangertimianmingdekanguanni，zheicaichulezheiyangdeshi，huiquwokezenmexiangjiujiujiaodaia！”
jiudengtashuochuzheijuhuani。
lanyushumaibu，tuikaizhongrenyibubuzouxiangxujingyizhanding。
“biaomei，nifangcaishuodeshenme？fengtaidale，wotingbuqingni。”
xujingyibukezhixindetaitou，xiangkandaoguiyiyangzhangkoujieshe，“ni......ni......nizenmehuizaizheier？”
lanyushugouchunyixiao，yanshenyinlengzuanzhuxujingyideshou，“wobuzaizheier，yinggaizainaerni？”
zheiyanxishanglaiderendoushihouzhailihunde，kandaotachuxiandajiajibenshangyijingcaidaoshizenmehuishile，yigegedengzhekanxujingyidexiaohua。
xujingyishensejiangying，xiangzhengkailanyushudeshouquegenbenzhengbukai，zhinengchekaichunjiaojichuyisigangadexiao。
“biaojiezaishuoshenme，wo，wozenmetingbudongni？”
“bu，nibushitingbudong，nishitingdetaidong，yemingbaidetaiduo。”
huayingangluodi，lanyushuyijingtaishou，henhenshuaileyibazhangdaotalianshang。
“pa！”deyisheng，xujingyidelianbeidadepianleguoqu。
shenhouyipianchouqisheng，dajiahaimeifanyingguolai，lanyushuyijingfanshouyouyibazhangshuaileguoqu。
“啪！”
lanyushushiyonglehunshenliqide，taneiyibaziliqizhibaxujingyidadeshuangjiatonghonghenkuaizhongzhangqilai。
jianguodarende，shizaimeijianguozheimedarende，haishizijidongshou。
weiguanzhongrenqiqidaochoulengqi。
zhaowangfeiyelengle，meixiangdaolanyushuhuizhijiedongshouhaidadeyoukuaiyouji，huiguoshenlaimangrangyahuanqulanzhe。
“lanxiaojiekuaikuaizhushou，jiemeilianggezhijianyouwuhuishuokaijiushile！”
lanyushulenghengyishengshuaikaixujingyi，taochujuanpazizixixicashizhezijishouzhi，youxianzangyibanrengdaodishang。
xujingyibeidamengle，fanyingguolaideshihouyijingdiezuodaodishang，tanaodaishang“hong”deyisheng，zhakaileyidaomenlei。
tawanle，diulezheimedadelian，haishizaizhaowangfudeyanxishang！
jinguanxiufendejiyutongsilanyushu，xujingyihaishihenkuaiquanhenglibixiangdaolejiejuedebanfa。
“biaojie，woshiweilenihaoa！waizumushentibuhaoteyirangwopeinilaicanjiayanxi，fuliyahuankanjiannihewainanlalacheche，woshidanxinnifancuocaiguolaide，ni，nizenmenengdawoni？”