第1章

「xianzun,buhaole,youmozulaifan!」

xianshilangbeidiqianlaibingbao,xianranshishoulebuqingdeshang。

woxinliyiranzhixiao,zheizhengshiwoshoushenmanweitudeneiyitian,shenmanbeimonvsongyanzhuishadaowodexinggongzhiwai。

dangshidewo,zhidangshenmanshikelian,beirenzhuisha,zoutouwulu,bianxinshenglianmin,shoutaweitu,xianzaikanlai,yiqiebuguoshiyichangpianjubale。

wochulexinggong,faxianxinggongzhiwai,mandilangjie,songyantizhejian,jiangshenmanbidaolejiaoluo。

shenmanyanjiaodeyuguangfaxianlewo,lianmangqiuzhusidedahan「xianzunjiuwo!」

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songyanguyifanghuanduishenmandegongshi,sihushizaidengwochushou。

woshuangshouhuanxiong,meiyouchashoudeyisi。

songyanbumianyouxieshiwang,jinjiezhe,xiangshixiangdaoleshenme,zhuantoukanxiangwo「yaoguangxianzun,zheishiwodegerenenyuan,haiwangbuyaochashou!」

yan,jiezheyan,wolengxiaoyisheng,shangyishi,wojiushibeitamendezuilianjipianle。

songyanyagenjiubuxiangshashenman,ershizaipeihetayanyichangxi,mudejiushi,pianzouwoshenshangdeqicailiulideng。

zheiqicailiulideng,shitiandidanshengzhichudehongmengzhibao,shenmannenggouchengweixianjiediyi,yedeyiyuqicailiulidengdegonglao。

「haoa,wozhenghaolandeguanxianshi!」shuowanzheijuhua,wozhunbeizhuanshenhuiwu,songyanlengzhu,xianran,shiqingdefazhanchaohuletadeyiliao。

shenmandaoshifanyingkuai,lianmangguolaizhuazhuwodeshouwan「xianzun,nibunengjiansibujiu!」

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piankezhihou,wolizaiyuandi,songyanhoutuishubu,koutuxianxue,tarujindefalihexiuwei,haiduiwogoubuchengweixie。

「nizhei***,wohenipinle!」songyanzaicichushou,jichuyibaheisedesan,yishunjian,fengqiyunyong,tiansesihuzaiyishunjianandanxialai。

heisanzhetianbiri,yigukuangbaodeliliangxiangzhewoxijuanerlai,wozhinengshuangshoujiechufayindidang。

zheikeshixiuluosan,suiranburuqicailiulidenglihai,danyeshibukeduodedezhibao。

xiuluosanzheiyangdengjidefaqi,duiwolaishuojianzhiruobaole。

wobufeichuihuizhili,bianpoleneixiuluosan。

songyanbeifashudankaishumi,tuxuedaodi,popolanlandexiuluosan,luozaitashenbian,ciketademoyang,kanshangqushifenlangbei。

「yaoguang,nijiwodengzhe!wozaowanhuilaiqunidegouming!」songyanliaoxiazheijuhenhua,bianxiaoshibujian。

「xiangzou?」wolengxiaoyisheng,zhengyuzhuishangqian,queganjueyixiubeirenyibalazhu。

shenmanshangqian,yilianguanqiediwangzhewo「xianzun,nizenmeyang?」

woyilianlengmodituchulianggezi,「gunkai!」