第4章 酒后吐槽

张志刚今天很郁闷。

tazaijicengjingjingyeyegongzuohaojinian,xiangzhezheihuilungangzonggaiyougebucuodequchu。

kesheizhidaowulunshizhubowenhaishigaoweiminzheilianggejiahuoquandoushiyiluhuose!

yitianguangzhidaocadadeng,yidianzhengshibuban。

lianxuliangcizhuangpotamendehaoshi。

jiusuantaxinlisuzhizaiqiangdayezhidaozheicilungangshangdiaokongpayoumeitashenmeshile。

yixiangdaozijizheixieniandenuli,tadebiziweiweiyouxiefasuan。

jiuzaizheigeshihoutadedianhuayouxiangleqilai。

zhiqiandelaohuojichedi**,xianzaitashouliyemeishenmeqian。

suoyizheihaishiwanshangzaiershoutanshangtaodeyige。

suirankuanshilaoledian,buguohaodaihainengyong。

“喂张志刚……”

dianhuayijietong,libianjiuchuanlaiyigeqingcuideshengyin。

zhangzhigangnaqidianhuakanleyiyan,yuanlaishiyeyujiedaguolaide。

yinweizuotianjiuletajiejieyiming,zheixiaoyatoulianzhejitadalehaojigedianhua。

非得请他吃饭。

qianliangcitabuxiangqujiujujuele。

danshijintianxinqingshizaiyumen。

“yujiemeimeiyoushenmeshia?”

“呸谁是**妹!”

yeyujiebeitajiaodexiaolianweiweifahong。

“jintianyoukongmei?womenlianggedameinvqingnichifanjiuzheimenanma?yaoshizaibudayingdehua……”

“wodaying,dayinghaibuxingma。”

zhangzhigangkuxiaobudedeshuodao。

genmeinvchifanyouneimenanma?hekuanghaiyouyigekantoumotoudeyebingqing。

xiangzhezuotianneiwenrundeshougan,mutaiershiqiniandexiaodishenzhiyoudianchunchunyudongle。

yeyujiejiemeiyuetazhongwushiyidianbandaoyigejiaoaishangjiuguandetesexiaofandianchifan。

zheigejiuguanshizhenzilibijiaoyoutesedeyijiaxiaochidian,yiqianzhangzhigangjiujingchangdaiwangshutinglai。

睹物思人。

xiangqizhiqiantagenwangshutingdeneixiekuaileshiguang,youxiangqizuotianliyoucaigentazaiyiqideyangzi。

顿时悲从心中起。

kanzheyebingqingjiemeihaimeilai,tagancuidianlegexiaocaiyaoleyipingjiuzijixianheqilai。

jiuzheidongxizuishinenggouchurenxindineidianbeishangdeqingxu。

yuehezhetajiuyueganjuezijizuijinhenbiequ,buzhibujuetajiuheduole。

dengyebingqingjiemeilianglaidaoaishangjiuguandeshihoutayijingjinrudaoheduomoshi。

“nishuonimenlianggepiaoliangnvrenxiayutiandaohoushanneitiaolushangganmaqu?”

“nimenkebuzhidaoneitiaoluyouduoweixian,meiniandoudesihaojigeren!”

“buguoxiangnimenzheiyangxinxiongkuanguangdenvrenyaoshisilededuokexihehe……”

jintianzhangzhigangheduojiuzhihoujiuguanbuzhuzui,kaishishenmehuadouwangwaitulu。

tingdao“xinxiongkuanguang”zheisigeziyebingqingdelianyixiazijiuhongle。

zuotiantashiyinweixiongkouzhanggedoudoudaizhaozhaohentengsuoyigancuizhenkongshangzhen。

sheizhidaoyichangdayurangtayuanxingbilu。

gengwuyudeshitajingranbeidusheyaoshanghunmi,zuihouquanbianyilezhangzhigangzheijiahuo。

xingguolaideshihoutakeshifenmingganshoudaotadeliangzhidashouzainietademantou。

xinfeifusu?sheijiaxinzangzhangzailiangbianqule!

“wogennimenshuoa,wohaishigetongnanni,zheibeizidoumeipengguonvren。zuotiannimenlianga,wochadianmeirenzhu……”

“别说了。”

**meiliangbeitashuodexiaoliantonghong。

keshizhangzhigangxianzaiyijingheduolenalihuitingtamendehua?

“duilenidexiongyijingbeiwozhanling,yihoubuzhunjiaobiedenanrenpengzhidaolema?”

“aixiaojiea,nizuotianneigexiaoneineitinghaokande,huitousongjiwobeiwoshouzang。”

“呸!”

两姐妹真是无语了。

benlaixiangganxieyixiatadejiumingzhien。

jieguokantazheiyangzihaiganxiegepi?tongdatayidundexinsidouyoule。

benlaizuotianbeikanguangguang,dajiayaodoubushuodehuajiudangmeizheishi。

jieguozheixiaozihaiyizhishuogebuting。

xiguandachangmiandeyebingqingzhinengchangshizhezhuanhuanhuati。

“duilezhangzhigangnishizainagongzuoa?kannizuotianhaoxiangyeshiqushuikuneibian……”

“wo?zaizhen**bangongshia。”

“zuotianjiushizhubowenjiaowoqushichashuikufanghongqingkuang。”

“zheigaisidezhubowen,benlaishangbianrangtaqujieguotaguangguzhegaonvrenrangwoqu!”

“huodoushi**,nvrendoushitagan!jieguoganlehaojinianxiangdiaogangtibayixiadoubuxing!”

gongzuodeshiyeshizhangzhigangxinqingyumendeyuanyinzhiyi。

suoyitayitiqilai,tajiutucaogebuting。

congzhubowendaogaoweimin,zhenggezhen**tatucaogebian。

“anchangli,nigongzuosannianzhihoujiuyinggaikeyidiaogang,shengzhichengfukejiba?”

“kebushi。shuozhendezhenggezhen**sheiyou**dehuoduo?jieguoshangcidiaogangdeshihouhaibushibeirendingxialaile。zheishidaoa……”

“fangxinba,nidiaogangdeshiwojiebangnigaoding!”

yeyujietingzhetazaigongzuozhongzaoyudegezhongbugongpingqiangzheshuodao。

tingdaotazheijuhua,benlaiyijingyoushifenzuiyidezhangzhigangsihuxinyuanzhongyudedaomanzu,zhenggerenzhongyupazaizhuozishangqibulaile。

kantayijingzuidebuxing,yebingqingwunaidetanlekouqi。

“kantayijinghezuile,yaoburanbatasonghuiquba?”

“好!”

叶玉洁点了点头。

tamenlianggefeilidebatafushangche,ranhouanzhaotamimihuhubaochudedizhibatasonghuilejia。

haihao,jiusuanshimihuzhetadeyemeibaocuodizhi。

liangjiemeijiangtasonghuijia,tazijihaizhidaokaimen。

dengbatasongjinwuzhihou,zhangzhigangdejiujingsihuguoquleyixie。

“nimenliangge,zhenhao。huiquba……”

“nihezuilewobangni……”

“我没事!”

zhangzhigangyibianshuozheyibianyonglijiangyeyujiejituichumen,ranhouzhijieguanshangdamen。

kanzhejinjinguanshangdedamenjiemeiliangmianmianxiangqu。

“gangcaihaikouhuahua,xianzaiquebazanmenlianggedameinvwangwainian。zhenbuzhidaonagecaishizhenzhengdeta。”

“buguozheixiaozitingyouyisi,genqitadejiahuodoubuyiyangni。”

“xiaoxindiannibiexianjinqule,suirantahenshuaihaijiuguowodeming……”

yebingqinghaixiangzhequanjiemeimeiyixia。

jieyueyueshuojiuyueganjuebuduijing。

zheigezhangzhiganghaoxiangqueshiyoudianyisini。

diertian,zhenweishujigaoweiminjiangzuzhiweiyuanzhengshujiaodaobangongshitaolunzhangzhigangdeshi。

“laozheng,zanmenzheicilungangderenyuandoudingxialaileba?”

“fangxingaoshuji,douanzhaonindeyisibantuole。”

“duileneigezhangzhigangnimenzenmeanpaide?tingshuoshuikujianchazhanneibianyizhiqueren,zheimehaodetongzhidangrandefangdaozuiguanjiandeweizhiquduanlianyixiama。”

“啊?”

郑书微微一愣。

zhangzhigangkeshizhen**liweishubuduozuoshishidemishu。

ershuikujianchazhanneikeshizhenggezhenzilizuichadezhiwei。

meiqiantumeiyoushui,yidaijiushiyibeizi。

gaoweiminzheiyisi,fenmingjiushiyaobazhangzhigangfapeile。