“你放屁！”
tangyanlianfanhechi，chongtanglaoyezijieshidao：“yeye，wokantamenchuantonghaoledeyaowuxiansuner，sunerkeshitangjiadezisun，zenmekenengganchuzheizhongshier？”
“die，woxiangxinyanerbuhuizuochuzheizhongshi，ninkebunengxiangxinfeibangzhiyan。”
tangjingzhongzhanchulaiweierzishuohua。
zijierzishenmedexingtaqingchu。
yaoshuoshuadianyinmouguijihaixing，shuotahaitangjia，jiejitayiwangedanzitayebugan。
“yeye，zheilidaguangkendingshishouletangxiyuedeqian，jigerenzaizheiliyanxijininkan。”tangyanjidao。
“nihushuobadao，tangyanni……”
tangxiyueshengqile，tameixiangdaojingranyourucichilibawaidedongxi。
buguochenyangquedaduanletadehua，chonglidaguangshuodao：“nibuhuimeiliuhoushouba？”
“有，当然有。”
lidaguanglimacongdoulitaochushouji，dangzhongbofangchuyitiaoluyin。
“tangyan，wobenyiweichuleshinihuibaowo，meixiangdaonijingranrucihendu，doushinibiwode。”
“wolidaguanghunlejishinianyilibudao，zhenyiweiwoshi**？”
lidaguanghualuo，tangyanxinzhongbuandeganjueyufaqianglie，huangluanwubi。
zheishi，shoujilichuanchulaishuxideshengyin。
“lidashi，zhiyaoninengrangwoyeyerenmingwoweigongsizongcai，wojiniyiqianwandechoujin。”
“lingwaiwomentangjiadetangxiyuezhangdeneijiaoyigemei，ruoshilidashiyouyi，daoshikeyi……”
“ruoshinengrangtangxiyueshenbaiminglie，chedigunchutangjia，neiwotangyanhaiyouzhongxie。”
“zheishiwoyeyexiaoshihousimideqiushi，wuyijianzaitachoutiliderijibenshangfaxiande，nibeixialaikeyihuzhuneilaotou。”
……
yijuju**dehuawanruozhadanyiban，zairenqunzhonghongranbaozha。
tangjiarengegeyifentianying，tangxiyuegengshiqideliansefaqing，shenzifadou。
tacongmeixiangguozijizaigongsijingjingyeye，weiletangjiadeweilainulipinbozhishi。
huibeizijijiarenzaibeihoutongdaozi。
shangxin，nanguo，chouhenquanbuyongshanglexintou。
“tangyan，nijiushigechusheng。”
tanglaoyezilianshengyindouqidefazhan。
“jiade，quantamashijiade。”
“goupisuanmingshijiade，shenmexianshendoushijiade，tangyan，niwangweiwotangjiazisun，nijiushigechushenga……”
“yeye，wo……a……”
qingcuidebazhangshengzhouranxiangqi，daduanletangyandehua。
tangyankanzhefangxiagebo，manliannuqidefuqin。
buganzhixindao：“ba，ni……nidawo？”
啪！
tangjingzhongyoushiyibazhangchoulexiaqu，houjiaodao：“nigeniezi，laoziwocongxiaozenmejiaodaonide？tangshijiaxunyoushizenmebeide？”
“nizenmenengzuochurucisangxinbingkuang，zhugouburudechunshi？”
“haibuguixiajiniyeyeketoudaoqian，nandaonizheiniezizhendeyaobeipantangjia，beipanliezuliezongma？”
shuohuajian，tangjingzhongchongtangyanzhazhayan。
fuziliangzhijiandemoqiganshizu。
tangyanshunjianlinghui，“puteng”yishengguizailedishang。
yibuyibudichaonuqitengtengdetanglaoyezijiaoxiapaqu。
“yeye，yeyewocuole，suneryishiguimixinqiao，yuanliangwo，woshitangjiasandaiweiyiyouchuxidenanding，suneryihouyidingxixingemian，yihouzaiyebuganle。”
sandaiweiyiyouchuxidenanding？
唉！
tanglaoyeziyanpidichui，yishijianfangfocanglaolexuduo。
xiangtayishixiaoxiong，kaichuangtangjiaruodajiye。
kequezaijiebanrenzheifangmianqinghuangbujie。
xiyueshiyounenglide，ketabijingshigenvzi，zaowanyaojiaren。
kanzhekepotoudetangyan，tanglaoyezizongranzaihenta，yebunengzhendebataquzhutangjia。
“ai，nigeniechu，danyuannicongjinyihouxixingemian，buyaozairangwolaotouzishiwangle。”tanglaoyezihuixinsangqi。
tangyanshuangyanyiliang，zheishiyuanliangtale？
他没事了？
“yeyeninfangxin，sunercongjinyihoutonggaiqianfei，yidingbatangshijituanjingyinghao，juebugufuninlaorenjiadeqiwang。”
zheishi，tangxiyuechukoudao：“yeye，gangcaideduyue，tangyanshule，anzhaoyueding，tayinggaiciquyiqiezhiwei，beizhuchutangjia。”
tangjingzhongwenyan，lijihechi，“tangxiyue，nitanggedouzhidaocuole，nijiuzheimehenxinbukenfangtayima？nidexinchangjiuzheimedurushexie？”
“dabo，nizheishizaiqiangciduoli，duyueshitajiade，yeshitatongyide，dushulenandaobuyinggaijieshouchengfa？”
shuodaozheili，tangxiyueshenseyileng，jifengdao：“genghekuangruoshichenyangshule，nimenhuizheimedadudefangguowo？”
“dangran，buguoshixiaohaizizhijiandewannaobale，doushiyijiaren，dangbudezhen。”
tingdaotangjingzhongdehua，yizhimeikaikoudechenyangbuyouzaixinlijitashuqileyigedamuzhi。
人不要脸天下无敌。
tacongxiaogenzheshifu，shijiemenzounanchuangbei，yuerenwushu。
haicongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。
buguotadaoshijiangmuguangyidaoletanglaoyezideshenshang。
bijingjuedingzuizhongjieguodehaishizheiweilaojiazhu。
“xiyue，nidaboshuodemeicuo，bijingdoushicongxiaoyiqizhangdadeqinren，yuedingjiusuanle，congjiriqinihuifuyuanzhi，tangyancongzongcaijiangdaofuzongcai。”
tanglaoyezijiujushangweideweiyansanfachulai，tangjiasuoyourendoubuganyousihaoyijian。
tangxiyuexiazuichundoubeitayaochulexue。
manliandeweiquyezhihaoyazaixindi。
buguanzenmeshuo，yesuanshihuifuzongcaidezhiwei，keyidazhanhongtule。
tanglaoyeziqishenzouxiangchenyang，gongshouxiaodao：“xiaoyounenglichaofan，fangcaishilaofuyouyanbushitaishandaimanleni，haiqingbuyaojianguai。”
duifangtaidukeqi，chenyangziranbuhuichicaiaowu，hailidao：“tanglaoyezikeqile，wobenwairenwuyichashoutangjianeibuzhishi，zhishichengqianshangwanderenzhizhetangjiazheiwanfanyangjiahukou，woyeburenjiantangjiazheikoudaguobeirenzale。”
“xiaoyoudayi，laofupeifu。”
ketaoyibianhou，tanglaoyeziwendao：“xiaoyou，fangcaininshuobazishaqishenmede……”
“tanglaoyezi，womenzhaogedifangliaoliao？”
“hao，xiaoyoulimianqing！”
tanglaoyeziqinzilinglu，daizhechenyangqianwangletadeshufang。
datinglidetangjiarenxixubuyi，gezisanqu。
lidashidoushipianzi，hainiangepijing。
chuquzhaozhaoshuaigemeizibuxiangma？
tangyancongdishangzhanleqilai，pailepaixigaishangdehuichen。
suihouchongmanlianyinchendetangxiyuelengxiaodao：“tangxiyue，nisuiranyingleduyue，kequeshulexingbie。”
“woshitangjiasandaizuiyouchuxidenanding，jibianshiwodejihuachenggongle，yeyejiusuanzhidaoleyebuhuibawozenmeyang。”
“yinweinibuguoshigeyaojiadaobierenjiadenvren，erwotangyancaishitangjiadexianghuochuanchengren。”
“tangshijituanzongcaideweizhi，zaowanshiwode。”
shuoba，tangyandeyiyangyangdetuikaitangxiyue，dabuliqu。
tangxiyuezuanjinxiaoquantou，dengzhetadedayanjingrutonglingbandaxiao。
nandaojiuyinweizijishinvren，jiuyaozaoshoubugongzhengdeduidai？
nandaojiuyinweizijishinvren，jiumeizigejichengjiaye？
“neiwomenjiukankansheinengxiaodaozuihou。”
“chufeiwotangxiyuesile，fouzenapawotangxiyuezhongshenbujia，yejueduibuhuibatangjiajiaojinizheizhongbeibi**dexialiuzhiren。”
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