“xiege，chabuduodaoshijianle。”huohanshidezhulijitadiwanwaitaohoutixingletayisheng，zheiyishengyerangyunhuhudeqiaochusuanshishaoweiqingxingledian。
tianyijinganle，huohanshikanlaiwanshangyoushi。meihaodeshijianzongshiduanzande，qiaochuyouxieyihandixiangzhe。
“woxianzoule。”huohanshititafanlefanwaitaoyiling，zheiyidongzuozhijierangqiaochuhaoburongyihuifudelizhiyouyixiaxiaosanle。
tayunyunhuhudidianzhetou，daidaidikanzhetaxiaoyingyingditoukanziji，suihouzhuanshenlikai，dazhangtuizaitayanqianhuangahuang，huangahuang。
“qiaochujie，womenyezouba。”xixixinlihuanhuzhe，zhongyushisongzoulezheizundashen，takuaidongsile。
jieguoqiaochuqueshimeidongdan，zhishimosuozheshouzhongdezhibei，sihuzaishensishenme。ranhoubianjiantataiqibeiziheleyikou，hewanfangxiaweiweixiangyouzhuanleyidianhou，youtaiqilaiheleyikou。ranhouzaifangxia，zaizhuan，zaihe。jingshiraozhebeiyanheleyiquan。
咦，变态啊！
qiaochushihuohanshifensizheishixixihaishizheicijinzuheqiaochuzhutongyijianfangjianshicaifaxiande。neitianwanshangtakanjianqiaochudingzheyigejiao“heixingan”denichengjihuohanshifensifabufanheirenwushi，zuibadadechadianjiubashoujineiduandetuyihuichile。
keliandetudajingjirenfanleheixinganyiwanshangdeweibo，yemeifandaotashishenmeshihoufadediyitiao。
“qiaochu，nibuhuishiyinweihuohanshicaijiezheibuxideba？”aoyeyigetongxiaodetuyihui，diertiandingzhexiongmaoyankanzheyanqiandezhusimajiwen。
zheinvrenlianzijideheifendoulandeli，jingranshibierendefanheizhinengzuchengyuan，haihundaolezuzhangdediwei！
“qiaochu，nizheimehenyuesi，bushiyinweitalvleniguimi，shiyinweitagenhuohanshichaofeiwenba！”tuyihuishuozheshuozheyouxiangxiangdaoxindalu，“tingshuotamenxingquxiangqueshitingbuzhengchangde，zheishizaiquanlidouchuandeyoubiziyouyande，nibuhuishichiculejiduyuesiba。”
qiaochumeilita，baozhehuohanshidewaitaoxiaodebiantai。ng，chulebeiqixiao，keyijichujiaxiao，xixifaxiantabiantaiweisuodeshihouyeshinengbeirenkanchulaishizaixiaode。
“ge，wojuedetabuxiangshishiyefen，xiangshijiduannvyoufen。”xixijuzheshoujigebodousuanle，suoxingguanlemiantizijigentuyihuiliaoshangle。
“yuesishihuangzi，shihuangzia。zheizhananshizaoleshenmeniea！”tuyihuijiuchachuixiongdunzule。
jiudandanpingyuesizheiliangniandexihuohanshibihuidaojuzutanban？keshineiyejinjinshiguoqudexinwena，bushibaifenbaiquedingdeshitajiuzheiyangdapozijideyuanzemaoxianqushi？
shiyefenjiusuanle，ruguozhendeshibiantainvyoufen，yaoshichuanchuqu，neitajiubushijiandanbeiheile，shihuibeidaotongdaoshayebushengdechengdu。tongtajiusuanle，zheijueduihuichengweitatuyihuishiyedehuatielu。daoshihoubieshuoguangrongtuixiule，tanengbubeibianshijiubucuole。
“daoyemeiyouzheimebiantai。”xixieleyisheng，huixiangdao，“qishiqiaochujiezaixienanshenmianqianbiaoxiandehaitingzhengchangde。”
“neinishuotatianbeiyan。”
“miaoshudeshaoweishineimekuazhangledianma……zaishuole，neiyeshixienanshenzouhoule。”
“那蹭外套呢？”
“nvhaizinaliancengcengzijinanshendewaitaobushihenzhengchang？wei，ni——”
“xingleshuozhengshi，zheixietiannijiwodingjinle，bierangtazuochushenmeshashi。eduile，haiyouyuesi，tamenjianmiandeshihoujidebaliqishouhaole。”tuyihuishuowanjiugualedianhua，mabutingtidilinzhekafeijiuqulegongguanbulaodadebangongshisocial。tadejizheikedingshizhadanduoqiuxiereaigongzuo，yixinweileyanyishiyepaotoulusarexuedetonggao。
ai，zhenshishangbanbeiziqianzheizuzongde。
buguotazongganjuenaliguaiguaide，shinalibuduijingni？