第1章 大闹

yudanbenshilishideyigexiaoshou,pingjiezheguorendeconghuihenuliyibubushengdaolezongcaiban。

richangxiangchuzhizhonghezongcailizichenjieyuan,burulehunyindediantang。

benyiweizijijiandandidiaodiguohaozijideshenghuojiukeyile,meixiangdaotianbusuirenyuan,zongyouxiemaomaogougoulaijiaoluantapingjingdeshenghuo。

zheibushi,tatongfuyimudejimeijiusongshangmenlema。

duiyuyusineibianlaishuo,jintiandeyizhengtianshiyichangmanzhangdeemeng。

tabujiushiqujiejiedegongsiyaoqianmeiyaodao,naoleyichangma?

jiejieyudanyijingdoujiajiheheyoumingdedazongcailizichenle,nandaohaiquezheidianqianma?

meiyaodaoyifenqiandeyusizouchulishidedamen,yiranshiqidetoudingshengyanle,kandaolinwanrong——anlianlizichenduoniandeyingxing,gengshiqibudayichulai。zhenglunzhixiahelinwanrongdaleqilai,zhenghaobeigouzipaidao。

zhihoudeyizhengtian,douyougouziweisuizheta,zenmeshuaiyeshuaibudiao。

yigerenduobizailejiali,yusizhijuede,neixierenyiranshimeiyoushenmedasuanlikaideyisi。

muqinchenyuyanbuzhidaopaodaonaliqule。

chenyuyanyebushishenmeshengyoudedeng,fuqinyushanbinglezhihouqianjiaogangzhaoyudanyaolaiyibaiwan,houjiaojiuhuadejingguang。

yinweimuqinchenyuyanzuijinzongshizaiwaimianwanzhe,yijingshiyouhaojitianmeiyouhuijiale。

meicidadianhuadeshihou,doushizaishuozhezijifeichangmangliu。

shineimougegaojidexicantingnei,chenyuyanchuanzheyishenloukongdixiongzhuang,zuijiaodaizheyimohuorendexiaoyi。

dabangehuorendexuebaihuzhiyuchu,yizhangbingbunianqingdelianshangnongzhuangyanmo,yanjiemaokeyijiasicangying,baisedefendishualehouhoudeyiceng。

cikechenyuyanzhijuedexinqingfeichangbucuo,zheixietianqishitanalidoumeiyouqu,zhishiyizhidouhezheigenanrenzaiyiqi。

chenyuyanyiweizaiyigaodadenanrenshenshang,duifangdenianjidadaokeyizuotadebaba,yiquanquandefeirouzuchengleduocengdeyouyongquan,bozishangdaizheruodadejinxianglian,shoushangjinjiezhijinshoulianyiyingjuquan。

“qingege,zuijinwozailvdiankandaoyigehaohaokandebaobaoe,nimaijiwohaobuhao?”chenyuyanjiangxiongqiandexuebaiyazaileduifangdeshoubeishang,sazhejiao,guyijiangxuebaizuoyouhuangdong。

suiranshuochenyuyantujinyijingshirendaozhongnian,danshibaoyangfeichangbucuo,suoyixianzaitaweizhuangchenglebuguoganggangdaolesanshichutoudenvren,fanershihuorenlebushao。

nanrendeexindeyanshensisidedingzhechenyuyan,xuebaidejifuyihuang,tadeyanzhuziyesuizhezuoyouhuangdong。

lianggerenchizhesanfenshudeniupai,neiniupaizhishangxianeryijiandehaidaizhexianhongdexueye。

yinweichenyuyanshuochibubao,pangnanrenyoudianlezhuruyanwobaoyuxiongzhangzhileide。

zaigediaogaoyadexicanting,shuhuandeyinlerutongshuihuaqingliuhuanxing,lianggerendianleruodadeyizhuozicai,zhenzhenshibujiefengqingdaolejidian。lianggeren,yizhangzhuozi,chenglebierenyanzhongdexiaoliao,zijiquehaobuzhiqing。

“haode,haode,meiyouwenti,meinvxihuanshenmejiwoshuojiushi。dagebangnimailejiushi。”

pangnanrenbuhuaihaoyidedingzhechenyuyanbojingzhixiakanzhe,yizhifeidududepangshousimingpaizhexiongtang。

“xiexiegege。”chenyuyandedaolexiangyaodedongxi,xiaoyicongneixinshenchuliuluerchu,zhujianmimandaolezhengzhanglianshang。chenyuyanxiaozhe,qingqingdexiao,zhangkuangdexiao,daizhemanzuhetanlan,zhijiangfendidouxiaodeshuashuawangxiadiao。

“nei……jinwanni……”nanrendepangshouzhuozhulechenyuyandeshou,jinjindewozhule,lianggexiaoxiaodelaoshuyanjingsideyanzhuzidiliuliudezhuanzhe,buzhixiangdaoleshenmexieedeshiqing。

“dage……zhenshide!dougennishuoleduoshaocile。xiaomeishinideren,congneitiankaishiwojiushinindenvren,meiyigeyewan,meiyifenmeiyimiaomeiyitianmeiyinianwodouxiangyaopeizheni,yiweizhenin。meiyigeyewan,meiyounindepeiban,nijiaoxiaomeizenmeshuidezhee!”

chenyuyanqingqingdexiaole,zuijiaoyouyidianniupaidexueji,zaijiashangdahongsedechuncai,kanqilaihaoxiangsuishidouyerenside。

shijishang,zuijintayedequeshimeiqianle,danshizongshiquzhaozheyudanyao,neiyatouyeshiyigemeiyongdedongxi,naqianshenmededoutaimantuntunde。

suoyichenyuyanxianglexujiuzhihou,gancuijiuzijishanghaole。

fanzhengyushanxianzaiyeshizaiyiyuanlimiandaizhe,tajiusuanshitiantianbuzaijiali,yebuhuiyoushenmeguanxi。

zhiyuyusi,neimedadeyigerenle,zenmekenenghuilianzijidouzhaogubuhaoni!

suoyichenyuyanzheijiufangxindadandezouchulejiamen。