第五章 流言四起

junxunjieshudaoshudisantian。yanyanggaozhao,wanliwuyun,zheshishigehaotianqi,zhikexizheiyangdetianqichuxianzaixiatian,yezheshirangrenshanghuo,youqishiduiyiqunjunxunxueshenglaishuo。

jiaoguanshoubulexinshengmendeyangqiu,zhihaozanshixiuxile。sansanliangliangdicouzaishuyindixia,hezheshui,liaozhexianpian。

“suxi,nizaikanshenmeya?”zhangchinazheliangpingshuicoudaosuxishenbian,“jinishui。”

“在看手绘板。”

“e,wojidenishuoguo,nixihuanhuamanhua。”

“ng,zhiqiandeneikuaiyongtaijiule,xianghuangexinde。”suxifandongzheshoujijiemian。

“neiniyoumeiyouzuopina?e,woshishuo......”

“lianzaidegushima?”suxijieguolezhangchidehua,“bingmeiyou。woyezhishiouermofangzhehuayihuaxihuandezuopin,meiyouzijideyuanchuang。”

“e~neiwoyexiangkankan,keyima?”

“keyia!denghuisushejinizhaoyizhaoba!”

“hao。”zhangchigaoxingdixiaole,lianshangdejiuwodouchulaile。

“ai,woturanyougexiangfa。”suxidingzhezhangchishuodao。

“什么?”

“woyaobuhuayihuaniheninanpengyoudegushiba?wokanxianzaiwangshangzheiyangdegushihenhuode,wanyizhendehuole,suanniyifengonglao,zenmeyang?”

“a?”zhangchiyouyuzhe,jinzhangzhe,“zhei...buhaoba?”

“weishenmebuhao?nipaninanpengyoubutongyia?”

“bushi,wo...nixiaoshengdianer,wo...”

“tananpengyoudaoshixiangguanta,kexiguanbuzhea!”

turandeyigenvshengchuanlai,helezhangchiyitiao,xindoutidaosangziyanle。suxiyejuedeqiguai,zhangchideshiqing,tazijikendingbuhuiwangwaishuo,zijiyekendinggenmeishuo,bierenzenmehuizhidaoni?huitoukan,shisigezuozaitamenbuyuanchudenvsheng,renjiabingmeiyoukanzhetamen,suoyi,neigenvshengshuodeyebingbushizhangchi。

“yuanlaitayounanpengyoua?neitaweishenmehaizhuiqianyua?”yigeduanfadenvshengwen。

“tayemeizhuiqianyuba?erqieqianyuyemeilitaya!”lingwaiyigewanzitoudedayanjingkeainvshengfanbo。

“nibizuiba!nidiaojinqianyudekenglile,chunyatou!”

“wotingshuo,tamenliangqishiyijingzaijiaowangle,jiushimingmianshangmeiyouchengren。”zuikaishishuohuadenvshengshuo,“yedui,renjiazaimeizaiyiqihewomendoumeiguanxi。”

“zenmemeiguanxiya,qianyu......”wanzitounvshengxiaoshengdiguzhe。

“nijiuzhidaoqianyu!zaibeitamidewumisandaode,wanshangjiubanirengchuqu,gennideqianyushuiquba!”

“zhendema?heihei...”

“真!真个屁!”

“nimenpaotile。”yizhimeishuohua,daizheyanjingdenvshengkailekou,“bushizaishuozhanglanyunyounanpengyouhaizhuiqianyuma?”

“neihainengshiweishenme?yuanshuijiebulejinkebei!”

“tajiushitantuwomenjiaqianyugegedemeise!heng!”

“youhe!nibushitantutameise?”duanfanvshengrouleyibawanzitoudenaodai。

“neitayetingzhadela!”daiyanjingdenvshengbuxie。

“meibanfa,renjiaqianyudoumeishuoshenme,womenshuopotianyoushayong?”

qie!yiqunzhangshefu!nimenneizhierduotingjianqianyushuotamenzaiyiqile?xianchupilailedou!

suximomotingzheneiyisushenvshengdeduihua,xinlibushuang。

“suxi,nizenmele?”zhangchicongjingkongzhonghuanguoshenlai,jiukanzhesuxiyuelaiyuejindizuanzhezijideshouji。

suximeiyoutingdaozhangchidehua,yijiuchenjinzaizijideshijieli。

qianyushitouzhuma?kanbuchulaizhangyaojingdemude?shaque!ai?buduia?**mazheimeguanxintaya?kendingshizuijinjieshoutadexiaoxitaiduole!wanglewangle!xiangbierenganma!

“suxi,nimeishiba?”zhangchidanxindikanzhesuxi。tajuedesuxizheiliangtianbuzhengchang,youqishigangcai,yihuierdiantouyihuieryaotoude。

“a?meishia,nengyoushenmeshi。”suxishuowanzhanqilaizoukaile。

“buxiangshimeishia!”zhangchidunang。

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junxunjieshudaoshuyitian。junxunledagaibangeyue,zongyaoyanshouyixiachengguo。zhiqianjitianyedoupaiyan,jintianxuanchudefangduiyaozhengshishangchangbiaoyanle。fangduiliziranmeiyouzhangchihesuxi,bushiyinweiyanzhibugou,ershishengaobugou。fangduiliyemeiyouqianyu,suiranyanzhishengaodougou,danqianyubuyuanyi。

qishifangduibiaoyanyewufeijiushijunxunzuihoudeqibuzhuanzhengbuzaizhuanqibu,yaoshuoshuaiqini,kendingshishuaiqide,danduiyusuxilaishuo,meiyourenhexiyinli。suoyi,suxizoule。

gangguaichucaochang,suxijiukandaoleyiduinannv,louloubaobaode,buchengtitong。benlaiyaozhuanshenquzoulingyitiaoludesuxi,turantingzhule,yinwei,neiduinannvdenanshengfenmingjiushiqianyu!zaizixikan,neigenvshengbushizhanglanyunyoushishei?

he!guangtianhuaride,zhenshikeyile!

suxiyibianzoujinqianyuhezhanglanyun,yibiankansibujingyidimiaozhetamen。zhengzheishihou,qianyuyekandaolesuxi,yangshoutuileyibazhanglanyun,qishiyebushitui,jiushiguanxingshiran,zhanglanyunmeizhanwenxianghoutuilejibu。kezheidongzuozaisuxikanlai,jiushizhanglanyunbeiqianyutuileyixia。

“ai!xiongdi,zheiyangbuhaoba?zenmenengduinvshengdongshouni?”suiranzheinvshengyebushishenmehaodongxi!suxizoushangqianduiqianyushuo。

qianyuhaimeishuohua,zhanglanyunxiangshidaidaolejihui:“qianyu,niyaoshibuxihuanwozhijiejujuewojiuxing,wobushifeinibuke,nimeibiyaozheiyangduiwo。”

qianyulengmodikanxiangzhanglanyun:“binglejiuquyiyuan。”ranhou,zoukaile。

qianyubingbushiyigexihuanmarenderen,zhiyushuozhanglanyunyoubingshiyinweijiuzaiqianyimiao,zhanglanyunhaizailazhetadeshoushuoxiangzaiyiqi,xiangshishikaishiyiduanguanxi,manmanxiangchu。danzheibingbushiqianyujintianzhudongzhaozhanglanyundemude,qianyudemudeshixianggaosuzhanglanyunbuyaozaizhizaohetadehuatile,tahenfangan,buxiangsipolian,rangtabuyaotaiguofen。

“ai,zenmejiuzoulea?”suxiyilianmengquandikanlekanqianyudebeiying,youkanxiangzhanglanyun。

zhanglanyunmeiyoulihuisuxi,jiranqianyuzoule,tayejiuzoule。

“he,zhenshichanghaoxia!”

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junxunjieshuzhihou,dayixueshengmenjiuyaokaishishangkele。yibanlaishuo,meigezhuanyedexueshengdouyougudingdejiaoshiheyijingpaidingdeshangkeshijian,xiangmeishuxuezhuanyehexijuyingshibiaoyanzhuanyenengyujiandekenengxingweiling。danshi,yixiegonggongkehaishinengyujiande,birusixiangdaodexiuyang,birumaogai。

“suxi,zheibian!”suxigangyijinjiaoshi,jiukandaozhangchizaizhaoshou,shoubianshiliujitadekongwei。

suxizouguoqu,zuoxia:“nizenmezhaolezheigeweizhi。”

“怎么了?”

“zhengzhongjiana,dage!lianshuijuedoubunengshui,wanshoujidoudetoutouwan。”

“wo,meixiangneimeduo。”zhangchiweiqu。

“shi,nijiuxiangzhezenmehaohaoxuexile!”

“haohaoxuexiyoushenmebuhao?”zhangchibumandidunang。

“ai,suxi,nikan。”zhangchicheleyibasuxidegebo,rangsuxichadianmeibashoujirengchuqu。

“shenme?”suxitaitoukan,qianfangsanpaikaozuodeweizhi,qianyuzhengzuoxia,shenbiandagaishitadeshiyou,liangrenyoushuoyouxiaode。

“shiqianyu,taheyiqianbutaiyiyanga。”zhangchishuo。

“怎么?”

“yiqianjuedetahenxionga,xianzaikantaxiao,ganjuetayinggaibunanxiangchua!”

“heng,jiaxiang!buyaobeimengpianle!”suxifankaishu,yeshunbianfankailezhangchideshu,“haohaoxuexi!”

“喔!”

shuoqianyuhaoxiangchushenmede,suxikendingshibuxinde,jiuchongkaixuediyitian,hetayiluzouhuisushe,tayigezidoumeishuo,zenmekenenghaoxiangchu!

erqie,yanqianzheizhuangkuang,suxigengbukenengtongyizhangchile。

“wodourangjiniyibanle,nihaixiangzenmeyang?”suxishoulichezheyigesuliaodaideyibian,suliaodailishisifenzhiyigemantouheyixiecangengshengfan。suliaodaidelingyibian,wozaiqianyushouli。

“doujiwo。”qianyulengdankaikou。jingguobangeyuedeshijian,qianyudetoufayijingzhangzhangleyixie,danyezhenghaozhangdaoleyigefeichanggangadezhuangtai,buxiaodeshihoukanqilaigengxiongle。

“bushi,dage,weishenmeyaoqiangwodeshengfana?”suxishizhendehenyihuo。tagangchiwanfan,zhunbeizhaogedaizishoushishengxiadequweiliulanggougou,jieguoyizhuanshendegongfu,shengfanjiubeizheigerenshouzoule!

“nishoulibushiyijingyouyifenlema?qiangwodeganma?”suxixiangzhetakenengyeshiyaoquweimaohuozhegou,danshitayijingfenlebangedebangemantoujitaa!weishenmedoubuzhongyaole!zhongyaodeshitashengqia!

“wobuzhidaoshinide。”

“suoyini?bushidage,nimeifashaoba?nizhibuzhidaoshiwodeshizhongdianma?zhongdianshiniweishenmefeiyaoqiangwodeya?neibian,haiyouneibianbushihenduoma?”suxilingyizhishouhuluandizhilezhishitangsizhou。

buzhihaihao,yizhijiufaxianlezhouweiderendouzaikantamen。lianggedanansheng,weileyigesuliaodailache,shizaishibutaihaokan,youqisuliaodailihaishishengfan。

“suanle。”qianyuzhongyusongleshou,suijizhuanshenjiuzoule。

suxiyilianmengquan!zheigemen,pabushizhenyoushamaobingba?rengefenlie?pingchangkanzhetingzhengchangde,zenmejiufeiherenqiangshengfanni?

“buxing,wodaoyaokankanniqiangwoshengfanganshenme!”suxidunangzhekuaisugenshangleqianyu。

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qianyucongshitangchulai,sanraowuraodidaoleyigexiaohuatanbianshang,ranhoudunxia,dakaileshoulideyicixingfanhe。

“大重,吃饭啦~”

gangjiaolemeiliangsheng,yizhimaomiguorancongguanmulizuanlechulai。tixingjuda,chengzhiwei“dazhong”yidianerdoumeiweiquta。

“hei,haizhenshilaiweimaomideya!”yuanchudesuxikanzheneizhifeipangdejumaodiguzhe,“keshi,weishenmeyaoqiangwodefana?”

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cishidazhongxinzhong:weishenmeyaoqiangnidefan?kanwozheitixinghaibuzhidaoma?sheijiaonixiaozidundundayudarouni!heng!