第六章 欢喜冤家,最有意思的CP!

“rangwoqusi,rangwoqusi!”

tangjiahouyuan,xuejianlaidaoyikeshuqian,buguyahuanzuzhi,jiangsichouguazaishushangzhunbeishangdiao。

xiarenheyahuanmenyishijianluanzuoyituan,weizaixuejianshenbianbutingdequanzu。

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“bielanwo,sheidoubielanwo!”

zheibiannaodezhengqijing,tangtaidengrenganmangdaizhejingtianganleguolai。

“喂!”

“shangbiandeneige,nijiutangtangtangjiadaxiaojie?”

jingtianmanlianxixiao,duizheshushangdexuejianjianxixideshuodao。

xuejianyikanzuikuihuoshoulaile,zhijiecongshushangtiaoxialai,tuikailepangbiandeyahuan:“rangkai,rangkai!”

“nijiushineige...!”

“帅哥!”

jingtianbuzhengjingdecileciya:“zenme,kanjianwozheimejun,buxiangsile?”

xuejiannaohailihuixiangqihuajiaolideneiyimu,yaoyaqiechideshuodao:“liumang!”

“你也是!”

景天回怼。

“woyaobanipengguodedifangquandouqiele!”xuejianrenxingdehandao。

jingtianpuchiyisheng:“xinga,rangwochouchoua,nizheitouwoyepengguo,houbeiwoyepengguo,haiyouzheier...”

“haha,**yesuan!”

“yaobuyidaoquanqiedele,nadaolai!”

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“你搞什么?”

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“womenbushishuohaolema,tingwode,yaopeihedema,wobaozhuntabuhuiside,buhuizainaole。”

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xuejianyiting,shunjianlengzhule。

...

“hahahaha,zheibiaoqinggenmijieyoushihouyimoyiyang,jianzhishenle!”

“zheiliangrenzenmezheimedou,huanxiyuanjiaba?”

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houtaixiuxishidejirenpengfudaxiao。

yangmijiaojidezhanqishen,zhoumeideyangzixiangjilexianzaidexuejian:“nimen...nimenbuzhunxiao,heng!”

“reba,yaosiani,woshengqile!”

rebaqiangrenzhexiaoyi,shuangshoudazaiyangmijianshangshuodao:“aiya,mijie...renjiaxuejianshengqi,zenmeniyegenzheshengqi,nandaochanshenggongmingle?”

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杨蜜气的直跺脚。

erliushishi、bailu、liuyifeidengrenyijingxiaoderenyangmafanle。

...

“刀来了!”

yimingxiaren“shua”deyixia,jiangshouzhongdedadaodijilejingtian。

jingtianyoushouweiweiyishuai,heranwozhudaobing。

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“喝哈!”

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“好刀!”

shuoba,daobeiyice,zouxiangxuejian。

yahuanmendoubeihedepaolechuqu。

雪见也懵了。

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“nibuhuiyourenhetengtongdeganjue,buguodangranle,liuxuemashimianbulede。”

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“a!”xuejianjianjiaoyisheng,ganmangzhuazhuledaobing。

“wo...wobuyaoyongdaole...”

“wo...woyaoshangdiao!”

xuejianyoupaodaoshuxia,zhuaqisichoujiuyaowangshangpashang。

jingtianzuijiaoyiyang,lehehedezouleguolai,jiangsichouyibachexia。

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“nibiewuhui,heihei。”jingtianniutouduizhexiarenhandao:“neigencushengzilai!”

xuejianrendoushale:“ni...ninacushengziganma!”

“shangdiaoa,nizheisichouyetaixileba。”

“xunsi,duiyunitangtangtangjiadaxiaojielaishuo,shiyijianzhuangzhongeryouzhuangyandeshiqing,zheishinidiyici,yeshizuihouyici,yeshiweiyideyici,yinweisilejiumeiyoulema。”

“suoyini,womenyaoanjingde,jingjingde,qiaowushengxidesongtaguixi。”

“heihei,daxiaojie,buhuihaipaba?”

jingtiannaguoxiarenshouzhongdecushengzi,xiaomimidekaojinxuejian。

“我怎么会害怕!”

doudaozheigeshihoule,xuejianhaizaizuiying。

“ashishishi,womentangtangtangjiadaxiaojie,zenmehuihaipazheizhongxiaowanyierni?”

jingtianjixushuchu:“shangdiaoma,zuiduoyejiushiliangyantuchu,koutubaimo,shebiansanchizhang!”

“eduile,yongliguomeng,yejiushishenshouyichubale!”

xuejianxiayishidemolemozijidebozi,jinzhangdehandao:“wocaibuyaosiwuquanshini!”

“xiangliuquanshia,neibushirongyima,nimentangjiabushiyizhiduyaowenmingtianxiama?”

jingtianhuayingangluo,yipangxiarenduanzhedujiuchuxian:“dujiulaile!”

jingtiandakaipinggai,weiweidaozaidishangyixie,dujiuluodidunshimaochubaimo。

吓的众人连连后退。

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jingtianjiangxuejianladaojingkoupang。

lianxudezhemo,rangxuejianchedibengkui,shuaishoubaotoujianjiaoqilai。

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xuejianshuoba,niutoubianzhunbeikailiu。

jingtianyanjishoukuai,yibudangzaixuejianmianqianxiaoxixideshuodao:“zenme,nibusile?”

“不死了!”

xuejiandoukuaiyaobeijiujingtianjizhemofengle。

“tangtangtangjiadaxiaojie,yiyanjichu,simananzhui,dajiadoutingjianlea!”

“ruguonifanhuijiushixiaogou!”

xuejianweiquzhiji,kanxiangsizhouwurentizijishuohua,kujijideshuodao:“nifansirenle!”

jingtianbuyiburao,zuijiaoliekaiheiheiyixiao:“haiyougesifa,jiushifansini,nisibusia?”

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“jingtiandejing,jingtiandetian!”

“heng!”xuejianweiqudepaokaile。

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yingmuwaideguanzhongcishimengpaidatui,lianlianshuodao:“zheihaimeikanjinxing,xuejianzenmejiupaoleni?”

“jingtianhaizhenshiyouyishou,xuejiandouyaofengdiaole,liangrendeduihuazhenshijingcaiwanfenna!”

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resouhuatiguoranyouruqiangtoucao。

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qiyujimingnvxingzekezheguazi,meizizidekanzheyingmushangdehuamian,lianshangshibushiluchuyimubandexiaorong。

“mijie,wojuedeniliangshiwojinniankeguozuiyouyisidecple,hahahahaha!”

“reba,laiwogennishuojianshibei?”

yangmisixiaofeixiaodekanzhereba,shenchushouzhizuochuleyigegouyindedongzuo。

“什么?”

rebatianzhendezuoleguoqu。

“rangnidiaokanwo,kanwobunaoniyangyang!”

yangmizhijiejiangrebaanzaishafashang,jiangqianbaidexishoushenlejinqu。

“ahahaha,haojiejie...haojiejie...wobu...wozaiyebugan...buganle...hahahaha!”

rebarenyijingfengdian,quansuozaishafashanglaihuifanteng...