aiyou，tadexiaoxinzang！tadebuyaoliandexurongxinya！hahaha！
neitalengyaoyaoyihouzaidonglingyeyoukaoshanle！
yaozhidaogurenshifeichangzhongyiqide，jiebaiguohouheqinshengdejihumeiyouchabie，youzheiyangwugonggaishidemozunzhaozheziji，talengyaoyaoyihouhaipabierenqifutama？
yushi，neishuangwuliuliudeyanzhuzitiliuyizhuan，“yaoyaowushixiangqiu，weiyouyigexinyuan——”
lengyaoyaozhuangzuoweiquzhuang，“xiaojiubuzhidaonengbunengbangwo？”
shuowan，haikelianbabadiduizhenangongyizhalezhayanjing，banangongyideshenshangxiansudoujizhachulaile。
xiuziyishuai，baqidishuo：“danshuowufang，zhiyaowonengzuodaode！”
taxinxiang，nigexiaoyatoudexinyuan，wotangtangzhanwang，dangjindonglingdejiuhuangzi，qiyouzuobudaodedaoli？
sheizhilengyaoyaotaohuayanjiaoxiayixiao，shenshoulashangnangongyidexiuzi，“xiaojiushuohuadangzhen？zhiyaoninengzuodaode，doukeyima？”
nangongyikanzheyanqianzheigerourouruoruodexiaonvzi，yingxiongzhuyiyeshanglaile，“ben，bengonggongshuodehua，qinengyoujia？”
“shuoba，shenmexinyuan？”
lengyaoyaokandaoqifenyijinghongtuodaoci，mozunxiaojiuxianyijingpiaozaitianshangxiabulaile，zhongyuguaneryixiao，luchutaneiruhaoyuebandeyinya：
“结拜！”
“shenme？nishuoshenme？”nangongyishunjianxiangbeidiandaoyiyang，meimaoyeyangleqilai。
zheixiaoyatouyetaifangsile，tajuranxianggenzijijiebai？tazhidaotashisheima？
zheiputianzhixiahaimeiyourengangentashuojiebaini！
就她？
yigesihaomeiyouwugongdexiaoyatou？
nangongyibennengxiangyaojujue，danshigangganghuayijingshuochukou，ganjueshouhuilaiyoubuhaoyisi。
biantuituodao：“jiebaiyeweichangbuke，zhishi，youdianturan，buru——”
“yaoyaocongxiaomeiyoudiqinxiongdijiemei，jiuxiangjiebaiyigezhenxinduizijihaode，wuwu，yaoyaojiuzhiyouzheimeyigexinyuan——”
lengyaoyaoganjinjiaxingxingdizuokelianzhuang，lvchafuti，taohuashuoleyitaoyouyitao。
taxinxiang，zheizhushudeyazi，yijingdaozuibianle，keqianwanbunengfeileya！
jintianwulunruheyeyaopianzheigewugonggaishidegonggonggenzijijiebai。zheiyangtayihouderizijiuhaoguole！
nangongyikandaoyaoyaodeweiquzhuang，toudoudale，tanlekouqi，“bale，yinibianshi！”
suijiyouwunaidao：“lai，jiaodageba！”
lengyaoyaokantasongkou，xinzangyijingjidongdaofeiqi，danhaishiguyichenzhuqi，“ng？dage？xiaojiujinnianduoda？”
nangongyimeimaoyitiao，tuokouerchu：“shijiu！nijisui？”
lengyaoyaogangxianghuishiliusui，jieguoyanzhuziyoushiyizhuan，jiaoxiayixiao，manmantuchusangezi：“ershiyi！”
nangongyimeimaoyitiao，tuokouerchu：“shijiu！nijisui？”
lengyaoyaogangxianghuishiliusui，jieguoyanzhuziyoushiyizhuan，jiaoxiayixiao，manmantuchusangezi：“ershiyi！”
槽！
nangongyijianzhixiangmaniang，zheixiaoyatoujuranyijingershiyisuile，bizijihaidaliangsui？
neitaqibushiyaochenghutaweiazi？
takeshijiuhuangzi，shizhanwanga？rangtahantaazi？
这成何体统？
nangongyijuedezijijiuxiangdiaoruleyigewenroudexianjing，kanbuchunalidui，youkanbuchunalibudui。
taxiangzhijiejujue，danyoupaxiaoyatoushuotayanerwuxin！
zheixiachediluantaole，tabenlaihaixiangzhebazheiyatoucongsangeneibianyaolaidanggebinv，xianzairenjiazhijiechengweitaazile，beifenhaibitagao！
这让他情何以堪？
“ni，shengchenbazijicuomei？nizenmekanyebuxiangershiyisui！”
nangongyizhinengjiaobian，rengemeimeitamianqiangnengjieshou，danshirangtahanlengyaoyaoweiazi，tashizenmeyejiaobuchukoude！