满人信鬼神。
rucizhongshimianqian，raoshiyinzhenyeyoujifendongrong。danzishitida，tabukenengyinweijijushiyanjiuqingxin。
danmianshang，taquezuowanbanzhenjingzhuang：“houshilaike，yedeqishisunnver？”
嗯嗯嗯！
金玉点头如捣蒜。
dengyinzhenwentayinheerlaishi，jinyuxiaolianeryoufenfenzhongchenglekugua：“wuwuwu，zheizhongzhongzhongzhongsunnveryebuzhidaowa！zhitingrenjiashuoninneiyonghegongxianghuodingsheng，jiqilingyan。wojiuyesuidaliuxulegetangpingbaofudeyuan，sheizhidao……”
jinyufue，kanzheyinzhendeyanshenlaoyuannianle：“sheizhidaoyonghegonglingyanshizhen，diaojixuyuanyeshizhenni？qiuzuzongbaoyou，jieguobawosongdaolezuzongshenbian，qinzibiyouzhe。”
灵到让她肝儿颤！
jidanxinlunziluan，youdianjixiaominganquan。
bijingyuanzhuzhangzhezijiagubabachongai，shifengaodiao。jinmenjiuyigegeshenfen，yonglecefujindoudengxianbuyongdeshiliuhong。pashirenhaimeidengzherufuni，jiuxiandeleyizhongnvjuanmendebuman。
ruobubaolaoleqinzuzongdejindatui，tanengfoushunlihuodaoyongzhengnianjiandoushigewenti。
xianniansanshisi，xixiazuinianzhangdenveryecaishiqideyinzhenshizaitingbudezheishengzuzong，yewufaxiangxinjinyusuoyan。
napazaikangxisishiqiniandiyicifeitaizishi，taxinliqueshijiukaishiyouleyinyinyueyuedeyewang。
danqiangdihuansi，tayangmubuzai，shengmubuai，shengchongpingping、qizupingpingde，yehennanshuojiunengshachuzhongwei，zuihoudengding。
duizhei，jinyukejiuyoubutongkanfale：“kangxiyebasuidengji，yilupingaobai、miesanfan、qinzhenggaerdan。jiusuanyouxieaizhijiazhuxi，ezhiduozhuyuandemaobing，xinyanpiandaogezhiwo。danyebuhuinajiangshanchuanchengkaiwanxiao，tazijiwanniandaizheng，zuiqingchusheicainengshoushideletaliuxiadelantanzile。”
嘶~
偏心眼，烂摊子。
zheiliangjianyuezhicitingdeyinzhenganerzhan：“zhukou，bukeruciwangyishenggong！”
jinyuxiaoxiaoshengdigu：“nayouhushuo？benlaijiushima！kangxiyeliangliliangfeitaizizhihou，fangerzigenfangzeiyiyang。bachujunzhiweidangdabing，yinzhezhuhuangzigenguchongbansishabuxiu。wenwudachengezizhandui，kebujiu……”
“你还说？”
“haomahaoma。”jinyuwuzui，zuolegefengkoudeshoushi：“zhongzhongzhongzhongsunnverdoutingzuzongninde，ninshuozenmezhe，sunnverjiuzenmezhe！”
真·一脸乖巧。
danzheishengzuzonghaishitingdeyinzhenyateng：“bizui，buxujiaozuzong！buguanniyiqiandaodishiheshenfen，xianzaidoushiyexinnarufudegegewuyashi。”
将错就错么？
neikebuxing！tamaozhezizhengshenfenshibai，yaobeidangxiesuichuledefengxianzipu，kebushiweilejizijiazuzongdangxiaolaopode。
jinyuyaotou，sisibaozhuyinzhendatui：“zheishensuiranshiwuyashideshen，hunqueshiaixinjueluoshidehun。”
“ninshiwolaozuzong，woshininerzi（qianlong）deerzi(jiaqing)deerzi(daoguang)deerzi(xianfeng)deerzi(tongzhi)dezhisunnv！yuninyimaixiangcheng，guxuexianglian。zanmenyesundanyousihaoyuju，doushiyaotiandaleipide！”
轰隆隆~
haoqiaobuqiaode，zheidadongrilihaichuanlaileshengmenlei，xiangshizaiyinghetadeshuofayiyang。
jinyuhuosuzhuazhujihui：“ninkan，lianzhangshengtiandouzheibanrenwei！”
yinzhenfue：zheidoushenmeshia？
长生天在上！
tazhishiquebuguoshengmushengqing，nalegegegeeryi。qieguzhegongzhongneiweidemianzi，qianbailejizhuo，lixingdongfangbale，zenmehaiyuzhezheidengfeiyisuosizhishi？
jinyuyeyumen，yeshebudezijidekongdiao、wifigenwaimai。
danchuanyueduobandanchengpiao，zhinengjilaizhizeanzhi，nulibaolaoqinzuzongdatuibei！
jianyinzhenchenmobuyu，tahaiweixiaoanwei：“shichuturan，wozhidaozuzongninyishinanyijieshou，yebuganxiangxin。danshishijiushishishi，ninkeyipairenchacha，ninneibiaomeichuantongguige，suilveshijigezi，danyezhixianyunvjie、nvzezhilei。”
“wodaxuebiye，xueguoyuwen、lishi、wuli、huaxue、daishu、jihehaidongyangwenni！”
shuozhe，tajiubazheihuayongyingyufushuleyibian。
yinzhensuijiyongmanyukualetajunidongdehaizhenbushao，shitanruyingsuixing。
jinyukuxiao：“wangchaomonianshi，zanmenmanrenbianbuzenmexuemanyule。xianzaigengshi……wosuishangleshijinianxue，danyemeixueguomanyu。”
yinzhenyouxiewuyu，danjinyulizhiqizhuang，bandianbuxu。
本来嘛！
tashiaixinjueluojiaxuemaizheishiburongzhiyi。
zaizhe，modaihuangdipuyidoubuhuimanyu，cixihaishigejuewangdewenmangni！
yizhizhaoshuliangbaiduozi，cuozigaodashifenzhiyi，kejianyoumeiyouwenhuabingbushinengfouquxinyuqinzuzongdebiaozhun。
tingqiyaogandetongshi，jinyuhaijiyinzhenkepulexiamodaihuangdiyucixitaihou。
jiqinzuzongsongqudaqingwanglezhiwaideyouyibaoji。
jiantayilianmamu，jinyuganjinfengshangdingxinwan：“kangxiwushinianshiyue，kangxilaozuzongjiuhuimingrenjiangqishiwu、eshan、genge、wulidengdouhuibeichizhijujin，tuoheqiyanyinanbeizhengshidingxing，weizaifeitaizimaixiafubi。”
“shiyiyue，yintebubeirenminghanjundoutong，longkeduozhuobujun。tongling，yongzhengsanjiamachezhiyidejiumentidujiuwei。kuaizejitian，manzeyueyu，ninjiuzhidaosunnvsuoyanfeixula！”
yinzhenhanshou，biaoshizheishiertaiguohairentingwen。tazheihuanghuanghuhujian，xiangshitingleshenmeshenhuagushiban。
实在未敢深信。
ruonengyanzhengyier，zishijihaode。keyanzhengzhiqian……
tayuanxiangshuorangjinyujiudaizaizijiyuanzili，danxiangxiangganggangneidongrijinglei。huadaozuibianyouzhuanlegequan，ganjinkaimenhansupeisheng。
yongqinwangfutaijianshoulingmangbudiexiaopaoguolai：“nucaizai。”
yinzhenchenyinpiankefangdao：“zheidierfangwuzaluan，buyijiuju，nibalengxiangyuanshiduochulaijigegezhu。baishepuchenzouyesiku，zaitiaoxielingliyatouyugegechaqian。”
supeishengchayitaitou，xiangkankanzheiwuyagegedaodihefangshensheng。
zenmejiurangqianmianhaiyilianbuqingbuyuan，wanquanyingfugongshibandezhuziyebudaoyigeshichenjiuchedibianlian。youjihuanfangzi，youjijiajubaishehaijirende！
还……
dengdeng，neilengxiangyuanshikeyuanba？
supeishengbujie，supeishengdaweizhenhan。dantabuganbiaoluchusihao，zhigonggongjingjingxingli：“zhe，yefangxin，nucaizheijiuquban。”