第3章 乖,把衣服脱了

“zuoshenme?dangranshijiunia!woqinaidefujun!”gucanglanpixiaoroubuxiaodedao。

救他?

lingjunxiaoweiweilianqilemouzi,tazheigebiaoqing,gengxiangshiyaoshaleta!

“buxuyao!”lingjunxiaoniejinleshouzhongdejian,bijintadao,“gunyuandian!”

“hu——”gucanglanzhangzhangdetulekouqi,zheicaihaoburongyikezhizhulenongsitadechongdong。

ruguokeyi,tacaibuxiangjiuta!

haibushiyinweizheipozhuozi!

buguo,zhuozidemimi,tazanshibukenengshuochukoude。

guer,tazhishilengmouwangzheta,fengshengdao:“woquannihaishishengdianliqi!zaizheili,chulewo,meiyourennengjiuni!

niyaoshibuguaiguaipeihe,dengbierenfaxiannideshihou,nideshitidouchoudeshengqule!”

凌钧骁,“……”

suiranhenbuxiangchengren,dantashuodedequeyoudaoli。

cichuhuangwurenyan,yitarujindezhuangkuang,xiangzouchuqujianzhinanrudengtian。

zongshitahentaoyangucanglan,dancishicike,quebudebuzhiwangtadebangzhu。

sijici,tafangxiashoubei,yourenmingdebishangyanjing,kaozaileshuganshang。

zheibiaoqing,genbiliangweichangside!

gucanglanchadianbeizijidenaodongjidouxiaole!

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tazhengkaiyanjing,manmulengyidedengzheta。

neishenqingfenmingzaishuo,“nixiangzhaosima?”

gucanglanziranbuxiangsi,burangangcaitajiuhezheiposhouzhuotongguiyujinle。

sijici,taqiangrenzhenuqi,meihaoqidedao:“zheishijiniliaoshangdeyaocao,xuyaojiaolanlefuzaishangkoushang。”

shuozhe,tayouwangqianduileyixia。

lingjunxiaohenhendedengletayiyan,zuizhonghaishizhangkaizui,bayaocaochilejinqu。

yaocaogangyirukou,biankuderentoupifama。

tadengshilengzhule,zhenggerendouchuxianlepiankededaizhi。

“pu……”gucanglanrenbuzhuchixiaoleyisheng,shunjianlahuiletadeshenzhi。

taliangliangdepieletayiyan,zhongyurenmingsidejujiaoleqilai。

kanzhetakuchenglecaisedelian,gucanglanxinzhongyingraozhedeneiguzinuqi,cishidouxiaosanledaban。

shenzhi,tadouyouxinqinghengzhe《fanshennongnubagechang》,laichulilingjunxiaodeshangkou。

tashangdedangzhenshifenyanzhong,erqieyeshifenxiongxian,neidaozaipiangebancun,pashijiucichuanletadepizang。

pizangpolie,jiugudaizheigetiaojian,neitabisiwuyi!

“haizhenshimingda。”gucanglandishengdigudao。

zheishengyintingqilai,sihuhaiyouxiewanxi。

wenyan,lingjunxiaozhengkaiyankanxiangleta。

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hanshuidashiletadetoufa,nonghualetadezhuangrong。

cishitalianshanghuchengleyituan,neimoyangzheshiyouxiehuaji。

真丑!

lingjunxiaozaixinzhong,momosongjiletazheiyangyigepingjia。

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zheishitaconglaimeiyouzhuyidaodeyidian,yuanlaigucanglanzheiyangderen,jingyeshengchuzheiyangpiaoliangdeyishuangyanjing。

qiacishi,xiangshichajuedaotadezhushiside,gucanglanhuertaimou,jiangtazhualegezhengzhe。

lingjunxiaomouseyijin,xiayishidejiuyaobikaishixian。

dansuiji,tayoujuede,zijizheshitaiguojinzhangle。

buguoshikanletaliangyan,younengruhe?

simuxiangduijian,quejiangucanglanweiweigouqilechunjiao,chechuleyimoyiweishenzhangdeweixiao。

lingjunxiaobennengjiebei,quehurankandaogucanglanqingshenkaoleguolai。

“ni……”tamouseyichen,weidaihechi,jiutinggucanglanfuerdishengdao,“guai,bayifutuole。”

“fangsi!”lingjunxiaodengshinuhuoshangyong,chaotashuaiguoquleyidaolinglideyanshen。

ranerjiuzaicishi,zhijueshanzhongxuechubeirenmengchuoleyixia。

jinjiezhe,xiayike,tayikouyuxue,“wa”deyisheng,biantulechulai。

gubudecazuishangdexueji,tataishoubiankouzhulegucanglandebozi,mouselenglidechidao:“gucanglan!nizhaosi!”