第2章 冤大头

maomingxuanhenshirenzhendediantoudao:“womingriyizaojiuqugenxianshengshuo,zheiliangridouqingjia!”

yitinggegezheigehaoxueshengkenweitaqingjialiangtian,maotongtongxinlijiuyizhengandong。zaikankanamaheeniang,yankuangjiubuzijuedehongle。dantayoupachenshitamenkanleshangxin,mangxilexibizi,xiaoxixidedao:“kanlaiwozaigegexinlihaishiyoujifenfenliangde,nengdideshangliangtianjiani!”

“nigecuxiagui!”chenshixiaomadao:“youbianpainidage!”

maomingxuanwunaidekanzhemaotongtongxiaozheyaoleyaotou,meimeijiushizheimegulingjingguai,zhenzhenrangrenxinteng。tanalimeikanjiantaganggangweihongdeyankuang。

shuohuajian,chufangneibianjiusongwanfanlaile。

yahuanmendaleshuilaijisirenjingshou,dengzhuoshangcaidoubaihao,bianyiciruzuo。

maojiarenkoujiandan,pingrishenghuoyejianpo。sigerenzuoyixiaoyuanzhuo,sihunliangsuliugerecaizaijiayizhongretang,jiushiwanfanle。zhuoshangyemeiyoushenmeshibuyan,qinbuyudeguiju。yijiarenbianchibianshuo,daoyeqilerongrong。

yongguowanfan,maotongtonghemaomingxuanxiongmeiliangpeizhemaochengyunhechenshiyoushuolehuihua,zheicaiqishengaotuihuigezidewuzi。

xiongmeiliangdeyuanzizhenghaozaizhengyuandeliangbian,yinerchulezhengyuanjiuyaoyirenwangzuoyirenwangyou。maomingxuanxiguanxingderouleroumaotongtongdenaodai,weiweixiaodao:“mingridenggegequshuyuanqingjiahuilaijiujieni。”

maotongtongyebuduoshan,renyoumaomingxuanbatoufarouluan,cizheyikoubaiyaxiaodao:“dagebuxutaizao,woyaoduoshuihuide!”

“niya!”maomingxuanchongniyixiao,youbamaotongtongdetoufazhenglihao,zheicaizhuanshenzoule。

dierrishigeyanyangtian。maotongtongyizhengyan,xiankaichuangshangdemanzhangjiukanjianyangguangcongchuanghuzhaolejinlai。

“guniangxingle?dashaoyeyijingzaiwaijiandenglehaoyihuierle。”taohuaxiaozheguolaidao。

“neizenmebujiaowoyisheng!”maotongtongchenguaiyisheng,lianmangxiachuang,chongzhewaijianjiuhanleyisheng,“dage,nizainaixindedengwoyikezhong,wohenkuaijiuhaode!”

maomingxuanzaiwaiqingxiao,bujinbumandedao:“buji,zuoyouzheiyitianshijiandoushipeini。”

duidagedechongai,maotongtonghenshishouyong,mangdaopingfenghouquxishule。

“dage,bangwoxuanshoushi!”

tingdaomeimeidezhaohuan,maomingxuanlianshangxiaoyigengshen,duozhebuzijinlai,jiujianmaotongtongyijingshuhaoleyizitou,zhengduizheshoushihefachou。

“meimeijinriqisebucuo,jiudaizheizhitaohuazanba。”maomingxuanshenshouzaihezilinaleyizhibaiyintuodi,xiangfensezhenzhudetaohuazanchazailemaotongtongdefajili。

maomingxuantuihouyibuxixidaliangleyixia,dao:“renmiantaohua。”

“tianshenglizhi!”maotongtongdayanbucandehuileyiju。

maomingxuanrenxiaodediantou,xianranzaoyixiguanmaotongtongdezikua。

shuzhuanghou,youyongguozaofan,xiongmeiliangjiuchumenle。

xianqudeshoushipuzi。bijingtashishangjingxuanxiu,maomingxuanxiangjitaxuanyitaohaoxiedeshoushi。

yumantangshiyangzhouchengdezhiminglaodian,limiandeshoushibujinyangshixin,zuogonghao,haiyouyidiancailiaogui。maotongtongkanmaomingxuandaitalaizhei,bujinxiaoshengdao:“dage,zheilideshoushibubianyini,zanmenhaishiqubiechuba。”

“laidoulaile,kankanba。”maomingxuandao。jinritakeshibapingrilizanxiadeyinzidoudailechulai。

zhidaogegedexinyi,maotongtongxinxiagandong,biangenzhemaomingxuanzoulejinqu。xinlizedadingzhuyi,yihuiyidingshuodoukanbuzhong,miandedagepofei。

piaoliangdeshoushiduinvrenjuyoutianshengdexiyinli,maotongtongxinlishuozheyidingbunengbeiyouhuo,yidingbunengbeiyouhuo。danyishuangyanjingqueshifangzheguang,bushedecongneiyijianjianjingmeideshoushishangyikaishixian。

maomingxuanyekandehenrenzhen,zhizhejutaidao:“zheizhiyangzhibaiyudeyulanhuachaihenbucuo,meimeixihuanme?”

bukuishixiongmei,zhenjiaoyigexinyoulingxi。maotongtongyezhenghaokanzhongzheizhichai。ketayezhidaoshanghaodeyangzhibaiyujiageyebufei,kanleliangyandao:“gege,wobuxihuanyulanhua,zanmenzaikankanbiedeba。”

maomingxuankanletayiyan,xintengtadongshi,dishengdao:“meimeibuyongdanxinyinzi,gegejirandainijinlai,ziranshizuohaozhunbeide。”

tasuiranniansuibuda,danzuoshiwenzhong,conglaibuzuomeibawodeshi。

maotongtongzhengzhunbeizaizhaogeliyoubazheishituiguoqu,jiujianmenkouturanjinlailesigeren。

weishoudenanzigenmaomingxuandenianjichabuduo,chuanzheyishenbaolansedezhangpao,mianmuqingjuan,zhoushentouzheyiguguiqi。houmiangenzhesangeren,yigegetoubineinanzishaoai,yiliangongjingdejingenzaihou,linglianggerenzeshimianrongsumu,jinshendedaliangzhepuzilideren。

yumantangdezhangjuyeshijianduoshiguangde,jianlezheinanzijiulianmangshanglaiyingjie。neinanziweiweiditou,yebuzhidaoshuoleshenme,neizhangjujiumiandaixiaorongdebataqingjinleerloudeyajian。

“kanzheizhangjugaoxingde,lailegeyuandatou。”maotongtongxiaoshenggenmaomingxuandigu。

maomingxuandemianrongqueyouxieyansu,kanzheneinanzishangloudebeijingruoyousuosi。

“dage,zenmele?”maotongtongwenleyiju。

maomingxuanqueyaoleyaotou,dao:“wushi,zanmenjixu。”

jiandagebuyuanshuo,maotongtongyelandewen,ditouyoukanleliangyanneizhichai,haishichelechemaomingxuandeyixiudao:“dage,zanmenhaishizouba,woxiangqubiejiakankan。”

“tongtong,buyongweidageshengqian。”maomingxuandao。

“dage,wokeshibenzheluoxuanqude,daizheimehaodeshoushiganma。nihaishidengzhewodahundeshihouzaisongba!”maotongtongjixuquanshuo。

“niya,zhenbuzhixiu。”maomingxuanwunaidao,danyezhidaotashuodeyouli,yejuedingxianbumai。

liangrendachengyizhijiuzhunbeilikai,cishiganggangshangerloudeneigenanzizhenghaoyexialai。neizhangjuyilianxisedezaihoumiangenzhe,zaikannanzishenhougenzhedeneigeaigezishoulipengzhedelianggeshoushihe,jiuzhidaoshimailebufeidedongxi。

yinmaotongtongxiongmeiliangzhengzailoutipang,neinanzixialoudeshihoujiuzhuyidaole,dandandekanguolaiyiyanjiuyikailemuguang。zhijieyueguoliangrenjiuchulepuzi。

nanzizheidaizhejifengaoaodetaidurangmaotongtongrenbuzhuzaixinlifufeidao:“youqianlebuqia,shahuhudezuoyuandatou。neizhangjuhaibuzhidaotaigaoleduoshaojiani!”

maomingxuanqueshikanzhenanzidebeiyingzaicizhoulemei,xinliyinyinyoulecaice。