第1章 这就叫憋屈

巴台乡,乡委大院。

“zhoumingliang,zhuozizanglemeikandaoa!haiyouzheidiban!nizheibaojiezenmezuode!”

dangzhengbanzhurenlizibingdegaogenxieqiaodazhediban,siwujidandejiaoxunzheyanqiandezhoumingliang。

zhoumingliangzhongyurenbuzhu,taitoufanboleyiju:“zhuren,woshikaojinlaidegongwuyuan,bushinibangongshidebaojieayi!”

“nishenmeyisi?lingdaodehuadoubutingshiba!nibuganjiulikejiwogundan!”lizibingdelianshangbumanlehanshuang。

zhoumingliangqidehunshenzhandou,danhaizhenbuganzaihelizibingdingzuile。

meibanfa,xingshibirenqianga,zheiniantouzhaogongzuoburongyi,gengbieshuozhaogehaogongzuole。

zheigegongwuyuandetiefanwan,takeshikaolesanniancaikaoshangde,hanlaobaoshou,nashedejiuzheimediudiao。

zhoumingliangxiangdaofumutanqitagongzuoshijiaoaodeshenqing,meifa,zhinengditourensongle。

kandaozhoumingliangshiqudenaqilemobu,lizibingshenseyehuanhelexialai,meihaoqideshuodao:“mingtianwanshangxianliyougejiuju,nigenwoquyitang。”

zhoumingliangyouqiwulidao:“zhidaole,zhuren。”

lizibingkanleyanshijian,daoxiabandedianle,naqitajiazhibufeideguccibaobao,niudongzhe**de**,caizhegaogenxie,dengdengdengdelikailebangongshi。

zhoumingliangdengleyihui,paodaochuangqian,dengkandaolizibingneiliangminikaichuledamen,talikejiurengdiaolemobu,shoushidongxizouren。

zhenyaoyibanyiyananzhaoyaoqiuzuo,tachizaoyaobeizhei**jizhengsi。

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xiatiandeyewan,liangfengzaineichuizhe,zhoumingliangyuelehaoyouliheduichulaihejiu。

jiuguosanxun,huatouyejiudakaile。

zhoumingliangyigunaodejiangzaidanweibeilizibingzhengdeshiqingdoushuolechulai。

suwankuhou,zhoumingliangzuiyanmenglongdewendao:“xiongdi,nishuogemenwoxianzaigaizenmebana?”

lihehuangyouzhejiupingdao:“niyigedananren,hainengbeigeniangmenbisibucheng?zhaowoshuoa,gancuiyibuzuoerxiu!qubatashangle!kantahaiganbuganzainimianqianxiaozhang!”

“buxingbuxing,tadawohaojisuia!zaishuolezheishiyaoshichuanchuqu,woyedewandan。”

周明亮连连摇头。

“nizheishazizajiubukaiqiaoni!dayoudadehaochua!nianjida,neiligengdabushi?”lihejianjianyixiao,kailegehunduanziyoujixushuo:“taneiziseheshencai,zheixiangweidayuanlibuzhidaoduoshaorenchuixiantani,zaishuole,tayigelingdaofashenglezheizhongshi,nijuedetaganshuochuquma?tabinigengpabaolu。zongeryanzhi,baishangbaibushanga!”

zhoumingliangditouhezhejiu,bushuohuale。

mianduiwumei**delizibing,zhoumingliangzuiduoyoushihouhuixiangrufeifei,danyaoshuoshenmefeifenzhixiang,tahaizhenmeiyou,bijingmeitianditoubujiantaitoujiande,zhenyaojibanle,neimeitianjianmianduogangaa。

“xingle,wozoule!nihaohaoxiangxiangba!”lihenazhepingjiu,zhanqilaiyaoyaohuanghuangdezoule,liuxiazhoumingliangyigerenfazhedai。

diertianyidazao,zhoumingliangjiuzaixiangweidayuanmenkoudengzhelizibing,lizibingcongburangxiashuchidao,duoyishiburushaoyishi,zhoumingliangningyuanduodenghui。

“dengdengdeng……”qingcuideshengyincongyuanchuchuanlai,zhoumingliangbuyongtaitouyezhidaoshilizibinglaile,julizhiyoutacaidegaogenxienengfachuzheizhongshengyin。

lizibingshoulitizhegezhidai,kanletayiyan,yijuhuayebushuojiushangleche。

chifandedidianjiudingzaishilideyijiawuxingjijiudian,daolejiudianhou,lizibingshuoshiquloushangfangdongxi,xialaideshihouqueshihuanleyishendaban。

yishencaijiandetideqipaoguozaitalinglongyouzhideshenzishang,neimanmiaodeshentiquxianzhanxiandelinlijinzhi,qipaoliangbiandekaichahengao,guozheheise**debizhiyutuizaidengguangxiafanzheyouguang,xingganyouren。

napazhoumingliangduizheinvrenmeixingqu,buguotazhidaobunengduokan,fouzebeifaxianle,kendinghuidangzhongxunchiziji,danmeixiangdaohaishibeifaxianle。

lizibinghenhenwanletayiyan,madao:“kanshenmekan!zaikanbaniyanjingwachulai!”

zhoumingliangjimangshouhuimuguang,xinliqueshianmayisheng**。

zheiyicijiuju,laideyedoushixianligegebumendexiaolingdaomen,juedaduoshudoushinande,lizibingziranchengweiledangzhiwukuidequanchangjiaodian,suoyoudejiudouwangtazheibianjing。

zheikehaikulezhoumingliang,weilejilingdaodangjiu,zheiyichangjiuxixialai,taqimaheleliangjinbaide,naodaidouyunhuhude。

daoshilizibingmeiheduoshao,xianggemeishirenyiyang。

jiuxijieshuhou,lingdaomenhaiyouxiabanchangquchangk,zhoumingliangshiqudemeizaigenzhe,tazhengyaohuifangjiandeshihou,lizibingjiaozhuleta。

“dengdeng,nixianbazheifenwenjiansongdaowofangjianliqu。”

zhoumingliangbuqingbuyuandejieguolewenjianheyaochi。

tashangloulaidaofangjian,gangjiangbaogaofanghao,gangcaihedeerjinbaijiudejiujingshanglai,tahuanglehuangnaodai,xiangzhefanzhenglizibingchangkqule,yishibanhuiyehuibulai,buruzaitazheihaohuafangjianshuiyihui。

zhoumingliangdaotoujiushui,yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu,tamimihuhujiantingdaolefangjianmenkaisuodeshengyin。

zhoumingliangmengdizhengkaileyan,xiayishijiuzuoleqilai,yijilingzhixia,jiuyidouxiaosanlebushao,tayishidaofashengleshenme!