魔都。
汤臣一品。
zongyi《damingxingderichang》diyiqizhengzaidanghongtianhoushuwandejialiluzhi。
zuoweishuwandexianyulaogong,suchenbenbuyuanjiangzijiyijiarendesishenghuobaoluzaijingtouxiagongrenguanshang、yulede。
danjiabuzhulaopodarenruanmoyingpao。
“wunianqianwomenhaiburenshi,wochibuqifandeshihou,shixiongdaojilewojihuicaimianqiangaoguoneiduanjiannanshiqi,dishuizhiendangyongquanxiangbao,xianzaitayudaolekunnanwomenjiubangtayibaba……”shuwanbaozhesuchendegebosajiao。
sheinengxiangdaoheheyoumingdegaolengtianhousixialijingranshigeaisajiaodexiaonvren?
《damingxingderichang》yuandingdemingxingjiabinturanshuangyue,jiemukaibozaiji,xiongshanyishizhaobudaoqitaheshidemingxing,jiuzhinengqiushuwanle。
【叮咚!选项激活】
xuanxiangyi:dayingtianhoulaopodeqingqiu。
jiangli:dianfengjihuihuajineng
选项二:拒绝舒婉。
jiangli:lanbojiniyiliang。
wunianqianchuanyueguolai,diyicizaijietouyujianshuwan,suchenjiujihuole【dianfengrenshengxitong】,xitongjichulianggexuanxiang,xuanxiangyibangshuwanxiege,jianglibaibeixiaofeifanxianka。xuanxiangerbuwenbugu,jianglishiwanxianjin。
suchenhaobuyouyujiuxuanzeleqianzhe。
yeyinweineicixiehouxiangshi,zuihoushuwanchengletadelaopo。
pingjiezhexitongsuchenbutingzuochuxuanzehuodejiangli,tayishoujiezheyishoubangshuwanxiege,yingshibashuwancongyigejietouxiaotoumingpengchenglezuinianqingdetianhou。
ertayinjumuhou,chengleshuwanbeihouzuishenmideciquren“qilincaizi”。
他从未露面。
“wozenmezhidao?yinweiwoshitadaxuetongxue!zhendequandajia,biebeitadewaibiaomihuole……xianhuachazaileniufenshang,tianeroubeilaihamajitianle!”
“真的假的?”
“wohaoxiangyetingshuoguozheiyangdechuanyan……”
“e……suoyizheigenanrenwanquanjiushibeishuwannvshenbaoyangle?suanshenmenanrena!”
“suiranwoyuexinwuqian,danwodoujuedezijibitaqiang。”
“wodoukanbushangzheiyangdenanren,shuwannvshenyanxialema?”
suchen“ruanfannan”deshenfenbeishuwandefensimenfengkuangxianqi。
现代人都很现实。
youqianjiushizhenai,meiqianjiushiyishiwuchengdewenrou。
suchendangranbuzhidaozijiyijingbeiguanzhongdashangle“ruanfannan”debiaoqian。
tadequeshigejiatingzhufu。
zaibierenyanlitazhengtianyoushouhaoxianbuwuzhengye。
dantacongbuzaiyibierendeyanguang。
huamianzhongsuchenlaidaonversuxiaoxidefangjian。
sansuidesuxiaoxishuidezhengxiang。
ciwawabandejifu,jingzhidewuguan,baozheyizhixiaoxiong,lianshangguazhetianmeidexiaorong,kanyangzisihuzhengzuozheyichanghaomeng。
“wa,xiaoxihaokeai。”
“shuijuedeyangzitaiguaileba。”
“心都融化了……”
“youzaipianwoshengnver。”
fensimenshunjianbeisuxiaoxiquanfen。
suxiaoxicengheshuwanzaijingtouzhongchuxianguo,suoyifensimenyedourende。
suchenfushenqiaozheshushuidenver,lianshangyangyizhexingfuheniaidexiaorong。
他没有将之叫醒。
ershiqingqingfushenqinwenleyixiatadeetou。
“baba……”ranergangyiqinsuxiaoxijiuxingle,zhengkaineishuangshuilinglingfanzheganjingguangmangdedayanjing,tataiqixiaoshouroulerouyan,shuiyanxingzhong。
“xiaolanchong,qichuangge。”
“ng。”suxiaoxidianlediantou,ranhoushenchuruannuodeshuangbei,guazailesuchenbozishang。
suchenweiweiqishenjiujiangzhibaoleqilai。
动作温馨熟练。
jiuhaoxiangmeitiansuxiaoxidoushizheiyangqichuangban。
“tiannaxiaoximengfantianle,xiangnietadelianzenmeban?”
“baba~zheiyishengjiaodewoxindousule。”
“好幸福。”
“woxiangshengnverlezenmeban?keshihaimeiyounanpengyou……”
“xiaojiejie,jiageweixinba,zhenghaowoyemeinvpengyou,womencouyidui。”
suxiaoxiguazaisuchenbozishangyiqidaoleguanxishi。suxiaoxishulianbanlaixiaobandeng,fangzaixiliantaiqian,caishangqu,ranhouxiangyigexiaodarenyibanzijijiyagao、xilian。
“baba,jideguahuzie,qinwoxiaoliandandeshihouyoudianzhani。”suxiaoxitixingsuchen。
“tingxiaoxidehua,guaiguaiguahuzi。”
xishuwansuchenlazhexiaoxidexiaoshouyiqixialou。
苏小夕古灵精怪的。
tajintianxinqingsihuhenhao。
hengzheyishousuchenzuowanhongtashuijueshichangdeerge,bengbengtiaotiaoxialai。
“kuailechitangzaizhonglemengxiangjiubianchenghaiyang
鼓的眼睛大嘴巴
同样唱的响亮
jiewoyishuangxiaochibangjiunengfeixiangtaiyang
我相信奇迹就在身上
lalalala~lalalala~lalalalayounixiangbanleapfrog……”
suxiaoxikexihuanzheishou《xiaotiaowa》le,zuotianwanshangfeiyaoxuehuilecaikenshuijue。
zhibojianguanzhongtingdaozheishougeshunjianjiubeixinaole。
“这是什么儿歌?”
“没听过。”
“sousuoleyixiageci……wangshangyemeiyoua。”
“还怪好听的。”
wangyoumenzhengqizuibashetaolunzhe,zheishizhengzaichufangzhunbeizaocandeshuwantingdaogeshengzhuanguotoulai,“xiaoxi,nichangdeshishenmegea?”
“xiaotiaowa,”suxiaoxishengyinnuonuode,“zuotianwanshangbabahongwoshuijuedeshihouxiedeni,henhaotingba?”
“xixi,xiaoxixuehuilecaishuijuedee,henlihaiba。”
“womenxiaoxizuilihaile。”shuwanyilianniai。
“zhendema?”xiaoxiyilianrenzhen。
“当然啦。”
“xiaoxiyaozhangdahouyaochengweimamayiyanglihaidedamingxing。”suxiaoxiyifuxiaoaojiaodeyangzi,“xixi,ranhoujiajixiangbabayiyanglihaidenanpengyou。”
小棉袄甜度超标。
幸福炸裂。
erzhibojianguanzhongquejingdaile。
“ruanfannanjingranhuixiege?”
却被业界奉为曲爹。
yulequansuoyourendouxiangjiekaiqilincaizideshenmimiansha,danwunianlai,yiwusuohuo!
wunianlaisuchenmomowuwen,guozhexianyubandeshenghuo。
为什么不出道?
yinweiqianshizaidiqiucaolaobanshenghaoburongyihunchengletianwangjuxing,quezaizuidianfengshiqichachuaizhengwanqi,yishengshuoshitaiguolaoleijingchangaoyesuozhi,quezhenbannianhoutajiuguale。
zhonghuoyishi,haiyou【dianfengrenshengxitong】,hebihuodeneimelei?
wanwanlaopo、doudounver、zhongzhonghua、yangyangyu、dudujia……buhaoma?
明明可以咸鱼!
为什么还要工作?
“haoba。”suchendayingxialai。
“laogongwoaisinile。”
【dingdong!suzhuzuochuxuanzedianfengjihuihuajinengyidaozhang】
……
jiemucongzaoshangliudianjiuyijingkaibole。
蓝星直播发达。
suoyoujiemudoushizhibofangshijinxing。
《damingxingderichang》maidianjiushichengxianmingxingdezhenshirichangshenghuo,zhuazhuguanzhongdelieqixinli。
贵在真实!
所以节目没有剧本。
yiqiedoushisuchenyijiarichangshenghuozuizhenshidezhuangtai。
yinweijiemuzhiqianzuoledaliangdexuanchuan,suoyijiemuyikaibojiuyouhenduoguanzhongyonglejinlai。
zuoweigaolengtianhou,shuwandefensiqunbukeweibupangda。
zhibojingtoucongtangchenyipinwaikuaisuxiangneiyidong,ranhoutouguochuanghu,laidaolesuchenjiali。
“wa!tangchenyipinni。”
“zheijiushishuwandejiama?taidaleba!taipiaoliangle!”
“zheideshangqianpingmiba?”
“wodetian,zheibeizinengzaizheiyangdefangzilizhuyitian,wosidouyuanyi。”
“jidongjidong,haoqidaishuwannvshenderichangshenghuoshishenmeyangzide。”
wushudedanmucongzhibojianpiaoguo。
erzheishijingtouyizhuan,yigechuanzheshuiyidenanrencongwoshizouchulai,toufashaoxianpengsonglingluan,dangebo、tuishangdejianzirouqueburonghushi。
yizhangshuaiqideliankeyibijianguoneizuidingliudejuxing。
“zheijiushishuwandelaogongma?yetaishuaileba。”
“tacongmeiyouzaigonggongchanghechuxianguoni,wa,diyicijiandaoshuwannvshendelaogong,womule,zheiyanzhihaoke,zheishencai……mama!woliukoushuile。”
“shuaiyoushenmeyong,ruanfannanyige。”
“软饭男?”
“nimenbuhuibuzhidaoba?tazhisuoyibuchuxianzaigongzhongshiye,jiushiyinweizhengtianyoushouhaoxian,yishiwucheng……meitianbugongzuo,jiuzaijiazuofandaiwa,quanzhijiatingzhufu。yigedananren,haixuyaoshuwannvshenzhengqianyangta。zhenbuzhidaoshuwannvshenzenmehuikanshangta。”
“a,buhuiba?tazheimeshuaiyinggaishigefuerdaiba?yougeyouqiandedie,haigongzuoganma?”
“fuerdai?biedoule!tajiaosuchen,gueryuanzhangda,erbenbiye……yaoqianmeiqian,yaobeijingmeibeijing。chulezhangdeshuai,yiwushichu。”
“nizenmezhidao?shuwannvshenlianlaogongdexingmingdoumeitouluguo。”