第3章 你怎么提上裤子就不认剑呢

老者死的莫名其妙。

bujinshitaganjuemomingqimiao。

zhanzaineilizhuangbidexiaoye,yeganjuefeichangmomingqimiao。

这是……啥情况啊?

zheilaoyezizenmebeizijidebenminglingjianshale?

碰瓷的新套路?

嗡——

jiuzaixiaoyenaoziyouxiedangjideshihou。

mianqiandelingjianjiangneixiaoxiaodeyuanying,jiuhaoxiangshixianbaoyiyangpengdaolexiaoyedemianqian。

kanzhezheijingyingtitoude,fangfosuoxiaolejishibeidexiaoxinglaozhemoyangdeyuanying。

萧夜轻轻拿在手上。

唰!

jiuzaitaganggangchupengdaozheiyuanyingdeshunjian,zheiyuanyingzhijiejiuhuazuodiandianfenmo,chaozhezijideshentipiaoqu。

“ding!gongxisuzhujishayuanyingxiushiyiming,huodejingyanzhiyiwan!”

嗯?

经验值?

xiaoyebennengdechaozhexitongjiemiankanqu。

zhijianyuanxianzhishiqiandaodexitongjiemianturanxiaoshi,querdaizhide,shiyigeshuxingmianban:

【宿主:萧夜】

【剑主:姬酒酒】

【等阶:凡品铁剑】

【主动技能:无】

【被动技能:无】

【jingyanzhi:10000/100】

【mubiaodengji:fanpinchitongjian】

【shengjijiesuanshijian:1tian】

【zhu:qingsuzhujijishengji,ruoxitongjiesuanqidao,meinengshengdaomubiaodengji,huigenjusuzhunuliqingkuang,xiangyingkouchusuzhudangqiandengji,qingsuzhubuyaoziwu】

wangzheneigejingyanzhipangbianbiaoyou【shengji】deanniu,xiaoyebennengdedianlexiaqu。

“ding!gongxisuzhutishengdengji,fanpintiejianyijie!”

“ding!gongxisuzhutishengdengji,fanpintiejianerjie!”

“ding!gongxisuzhu……”

“ding!gongxisuzhu,chenggongjinjie!fanpinchitongjian!”

“ding!gongxisuzhu,huodejinjiejineng:【beidong:fengren】”

zaixitongyilianchuandetishiyinzhihou。

zhijianpiaofuzaipangbiande,zijidebenti,dunshiquanshenyizhen。

yuanbenputongfantiedejianshen,zhengzaiyiyizhongrouyankejiandesudu,xunsubianhong。

zhayanjian,jiuwanchenglecongfantiejiandaochitongjiandetuibian!

“wobianshendezheijianjingranhainengshengji?!”

“erqieshengjilejingranhainenglingqujineng?”

kandaozheiyimu,xiaoyemanlianjingxi。

zhiqiantaningjujianlingshendeshihoujiushiguoshengji,danyebuzhidaozenmehuishi,zheiqiandaoshiwanniandejiangli,jiushimeinengbazijijianshenshengji。

benlaitadouyijingdasuanfangqile,danmeixiangdao,zijijingranshixuyaosharencainengshengjihehuodejinengde!

那不就更简单了?

zhiyuxitongjiemianzuixiamianneiyixingjiesuanqianmeinengshengjidechengfa。

zaitakanlaijiushiyijufeihua!

zheimejiandandeshengjifangshi,napashizhizhudounengqingsongzuodao!

扣除等级?

不可能的!

xiangzhe,xiaoyelianmangchaozhezijidejinenglankanqu。

【被动:锋刃】

【gongneng:suzhuwuligongji+10(dangqian60),pojia+5(dangqian5)】

【jinengjieshao:ruilidejian,xilideyan。】

嗡——

jiuzaixiaoyexingfenzhiyu,yuanbenpiaofuzaimianqiandeneibinglingjian,yeshijidongdeyizhenjianming。

gengshizhijiepufuzaidishang,buduandeduizhexiaoyeketou。

“e?nishishuonixiangdangwoxiaodi?”

momingtingdonglezheilingjiandeyisi,xiaoyemeitouqingqingyitiao。

lingjianlianliandiandizhengming,huochuleyifutianjiandeyangzi。

“xingba,zhenghaowodejianlingkongjianlimianhaixuyaorenbangmangdali,nijiuzanshizuogewodejianlingkongjiandeguanjiaba。”

shuozhe,tayizhualingjian,kandaozheijianshangdiaokeliangzi【qingfeng】,qingqingdiantou。

zheijianmingzidaoshitingbucuode。

suihou,bianzhijiejiangqingfengdiujinlezijidejianlingkongjianzhizhong。

砰!

jiuzaixiaoyeganggangzuowanzheixieshiqingdeshihou。

zijishenhouturanchuanlaiyizhenjiuhusuiliedeshengyin。

转头看去。

zhijianjijiujiumenglongzheshuangyan,youxiemihudesixiadaliang。

kanzhejijiujiumimengqiehaokandeshuangyan,duizhenvrenqingxiaodao:

“你醒了?”

yuqiwenrou,shengyinhaoting。

tingdaozheijuhua,jijiujiuzhenggerendoulengleyixia。

yuanbenwushendeshuangyan,yixiazijujiaozailexiaoye……bozishangdecaomeiyin。

“……”

shuangtuiyouxiesuruan,shenziyouxietengtong。

huixiangqigangcaifashengdeshiqing,jijiujiukanxiangxiaoyedemuguang,buyoudemanmanxiachui。

kandaomeizizheiyang,xiaoyegangayixiao,chukouquandao:“qishiwo……”

“zhenkongpameibanfaduinifuzele。”

xiaoye:∑(o_o!)

重新抬头。

xiaoyelianshangneimudengkoudaideyangzi。

jiuheqingloulineixiejielekezhihou,beikerenlaizhangdeguniangmenyimoyiyang。

chenyuan、houhui、aonao、fennu、kuidaleyiban。

zheigebiaoqing,dequeshifuhelezijixinzhongsuoxiang。

qingxiaoyisheng,sishikuse,sishizichao。

jijiujiuqingqingbailebaishou,zhongxintangxia。

fanlegeshen,gaihaohongshang,beiduixiaoye:“huanggonglimian,nikanzhehaiyoushenmezhiqiandedongxi,zixingnazouba。”

“朕要再睡一会。”

shuowanzheijuhuadeshihou,jijiujiujiangzijideshenzituanletuan。

什么意思?

这什么意思?!

zijibeiqiangtuilezhihou……beixianqile?!

nizheinvrenzenmetishangkuzijiuburenjianni!

xiangbudaonishizheiyangdenvdi!

渣女!

xiangdaogangcaizijibeiyiciyouyicidiroulin,xianzaiyoubeisuishoudiukai。

xiaoyeganjue,zijidejiangeshoudaolewuru!

xinlihenshengqi,zhijiechongleshangqu,yibaxiankaijijiujiushenshanggaizhedehongshang,ranhouzhenggerenjiuchaozhejijiujiudemeibei……tieleshangqu。

jijiujiuyileng,fanguoshen,dengdayanjingkanzhexiaoye:“niganma?”

“zhaganle,meiliqi!”

“……”

“zenme?niyoubenshiqifujian,jiumeibenshifuzele?”

“欺负剑?”

tingdaoxiaoyezheihua,jijiujiumeitouweizhou。

kanleyiyanxuanfuzailongyipangbiandechitongjian,zhenggerendunshidengdaleyanjing:

“你是剑灵?!”

zheiyihui,lundaojijiujiuzhenjingle。

剑灵啊!

zheikeshizhenggedonghuang,dounandeyiyudejianlinga!

zijizhiqianduanzhudeneibingfantiejian,jingranyunhuachulejianling!

erqie,kanzhezheifantiejianyijingjinhuachengchitongjiandeyangzi,henmingxianzheijianhainengjinhua!

zheixiazi,daxiaqibushiyoujiu……

zhishi,haimeidengjijiujiugaoxingwan,nvrendeliansejiuturanandanlexialai,tanlekouqi:“jiusuanshiyoujianlingyounengzenmeyang。”

“zhaoguoneishaonianjianshenyongyouxiantianjianti,chushengzhishikouzhonggengshihanleyibingbenminglingjian。”

“zongranyongyoujianling,zongrannenggoujinhua,duanduanshijian,zhongjiushitupobulefanjiandezhigu,dadaolingjianshuiping。”

xiantianjianti,juchuanshuoshishanggujianxianzhuanshicainenggouyongyoudeqiangdatizhi。

yongyouzheizhongtizhidejianxiu,guangshixiuliansudushangmian,jiubiqitajianxiukuaibuzhidaoduoshaobei。

gengbieshuo,zheizhongtizhideren,chushenghaibanyouyikoubenminglingjian。

完全是上天的宠儿!

erziji……zhibuguoshiyigeyouzhehuangzuxuemaideputongfanti。

napashiyoushenjianzaishou,mianduineishaonianjianshenyeshijiusiyisheng,gengbietixianzai!

“xiantianjianti?meitingshuoguo,henlihaima?”

tingdaojijiujiusuoshuo,xiaoyelengleyixia。

姬酒酒眉头微皱。

zhengdangjijiujiuzhunbeichaofengxiaoyedewuzhideshihou。

jiujianxiaoyedalegexiangzhi,yigeniuqukongjianshunjianchuxianzaitadeshoubian。

dunshi,wushugushu,zhijiecongkongjianlimiandiaoluochulai,sanluozailongyiqianmian。

轰!

chaneijian,zhenggedaxiahuanggong,doudouleyixia!

huanggongzhengshangfangdetiankong,shuyiwanjideqiangzheyingling,doufenfendeduizhehuanggongzheibian……yibai!

“道韵!”

ganshoudaoturanchuxianzaihuanggongzhizhongdezheiguqixi,jijiujiuzhenggerendouyoudiansha。

道韵!

这可是道韵啊!

erzheixiedaoyunjingranchuzi……mianqiandeyiduiwanruopolandeshushenshang!

“wokankan,wozheiliyouxiantiandaoti、bumiexukongti、shenghuangzhizungu、tianhuangxuemai、guyaoxianpi……zheixiefeiwutizhilimian,haoxianghaizhendemeiyouxiantianjianti。”

xiaoyedehuayusuiranhenqing。

danmeiyigezidouhaoxiangshiyijizhongchui,henhendezazaijijiujiudexintou。

suizhexiaoyemeinianyigemingzi。

tiankongzhizhong,jiuyouyidaoyinghunxuying,shunjianrongrushuzhong!

rangzheixieshushangdedaoyun,shunjianhuoleguolai!

xiaoyemeiyouganjuedao,zhiyiweishiyidianzhuguangsanluo。

danjijiujiuquenengqingxiganshoudaoneiyidaodaoyinglingdeqianghan!

zheixie……nandaodoushicengjingchuangzaozheixiegongfadeqianbei?

姬酒酒人都傻了。

这些东西。

你说是废物体质?

沃日!

nizhibuzhidao,xiantianjiantizaizheixietizhimianqian,jiushigedidi!

“zhei……zheixiedoushizhende?”

kanzhejijiujiumudengkoudaideyangzi,xiaoyeqingxiaobaishou:“fangxin,doushizhende。”

“zheizhonglaji,yinggaimeiyousheihuinongjiadeba?”

“ruguobushixiangdaoyixiegaoduantizhinimeifayong,zheixielajiwobenlaishidasuannalaishaohuode。”

这些垃圾?

拿来烧火?

人话?

zhibuzhidao,nidezheixielaji,suibianyiben,diudaowaimianqu,dounengyinqiyichangxueyuxingfeng?

你在这里跟我说。

你要烧火?

这么败家的吗?

zhijianxiaoyesixiaxunzhaoleyixia,dunshiyibenshuchuxianzailetadeshouzhong。

“zheishihongmengjianti,suanshizheixielajilimian,bijiaobucuodetizhile。”

“zhenghaoniyeyaoyongwolaisharen,xuezheizhongjianti,nisharenyinggaigengshunshouyixie。”

什么?!

鸿蒙剑体?!

jijiujiupiaoliangdeyanjingdengdehunyuan。

yaozhidao,hongmengjiantikeshihongmengshiqidewushangjianti,bizhihonghuangshiqichuxiandehundunjiantidouyaolihaibaibeibuzhi!

shenzhizheigejianti,suoyourenzhishitingshuoguo,doumeiyoujianguo!

xiantianjiantisuiranyeshizhuduojiantizhongpaimingbijiaokaoqiandeyizhong。

danmianduihongmengjiantizheizhongtizhi……liantianxiedezigedoumeiyou!

nadaogongfa,jijiujiutaishouyizhao。

yuanbengaizaishenshangdehongshangshunjianzhengqidichuanzhezaizijideshenshang。

shenshenxilekouqi,panxijingzuo,lianmangkaishixiulianqilai。

kanzheyidaodaohongmengzhiqizaijijiujiushenbianhuanmanxingcheng,bingzhujianchaozhejianqizhuanhua,xiaoyelianshangfuxianchuyimogantandeshense:

“guoran,zheizhonglajigongfagaochulaidexuanguang,jiushilowdebuxing。”

“yihoudengzheixiaoyatoujingjiegaoyidianle,zaijitanongdianbiedexuanguanghualidegongfaba。”

shuozhe,tazhijiejiangqitadegongfashouleqilai。

jianshibenti,zijizheigejianlingshimeibanfaxiuliande。

danxiangyaorangjianshengji,haiyaokaosharenzhuanjingyan。

zuoyouwushi,xiaoyekanzhejijiujiuxiuliandeyangzi,shaoweixianglexiang:

“zhiqianxiaohaoneimeda,yaobujizheiguniangzuodiandongxibubushenziba。”

“zhenghao,shunbianrangqingfengshuxiyixiadalijianlingkongjiandeshiqing。”

shuozhe,xiaoyeqingqingdalegexiangzhi。

yidaoguangmen,turanchuxianzailetademianqian。