“sheijiahaoxitong，kaijujisuzhuwuxiantongzhajia！”
liuguannumayiju，zaipangrenjingchayoukongjudeyanshenzhong，gaogaojuqizhouwan，jiuyaozaxia！
buguo，zuizhongtahaishimeiqiannuzheiwanzhou，tanlekouqi，youhelekou。
也怪自己。
zhixiangdaozijishigeyiqiongerbaishayemeiyoudezhuangtai，quewangjilezijiqiandaoshifuzhongjiezheiyicha。
“wozhensha，zhende，wodanxiangzhenapachouxieneiyilaimaidoubusuankui，wanmeixiangdao，limianjingranhaiyouzheizhong……”
liuguanzuilidunangzhe，bazhouyikouheganjing，suishoubawanrengjiyipangdeqigai。
zhouwanzadaoyipangqigaishenshangfachu“dong”yishengxiang，kanzhejiuhenteng，houzhequehaobushengqi，ershilianmangbaozhuwan，zuilidunangdao：
“luodishenggen！guangeer，zheiwankeshiwodele！”
“nidenide，genniqiangneipowan，laozihaimeineimenenglaxialianlai！”
liuguanmeihaoqidimaleyiju，pailepai**shangdechenhui，zhijielikailezheili。
suiranzheigezhajiyouxiechurenyiliao，meinengrangtabairifeisheng，yemeinengrangtawanghoujiangxiangbangshen。
danhaodai，gaishanxiashenghuohaishizugoude。
xitonglidoumiaoshule，zheikeshi“jiankanghua”dezhaji……
wuxianhua，daoshifangbianletazuogezhajixiaoshengyi。
rihouyidianyidianshishejibaixing，jizangongde，manmanlaiduihuan，yinggaiyeshigebucuodexuanze。
zongzhi，shibunengyizhidanggeqigaile！
zhaolegemeishenmerendejiaoluo，liuguannaolenaonaodai，shenchuyoushou，congwupindangzhongbazhajiqulechulai。
shouxinliyichen，yigedazhitongchuxianzaishoushang，xiangqiyezhouranxilai！
zhajizheidongxiwangwangruci，chiqilaijiujuedeni，buchidehuawendaojiuchan！
tajiangsanfazhexiangweidezhajidianshuleyixia，querenzheishiyizhengzhijierfeijichijituidezuhehou，liuguanmanyididianlediantou，shizhidadong！
takeshiyijingjiejieshishidichileyiduanshijianbaizhoule！
ganglaizheilideliangtian，shenzhilianbaizhoudoumeidechi！
jiangzhajitongfangdaodishang，zhuaixiayitiaojitui，jiandanxiuwenyixia，bianzhijiesaidaokouzhong。
xitongchuchandezhajifuheyigehaozhajideyiqie，xiang、su、weilachiqilaibaofuganmanman！
liuguansanliangxiabianjiangyitiaojituishangderouquanbusuolexialai，suishoujianggutourengdaoyipang，fachushufudehusheng。
laidaozheishidai，jintianzongsuanshiganjuehuoguolaile！
meijikouchixiabanzhizhajihou，liuguandalegebaogeer，suishoulinzhetongjiuyaozouchuqu。
kaozhezheizhajifanshendeluzihenduo，liruquchengzhongzhaoxiefanguan。
zheicaishitarenglezijineipowandediqi。
zijishoushangdezheitongzhaji，duiyuzheigeshidaidefushanghaosheneryan，yinggaiyeshihaochidaojizhidemeishile。
liuguanxinzhongguliangzhe，chuqidingjiabajiudiaoqian，yinggaidoushiqingsongde。
dasongwangchao，yidiaoqianjiushiyibailingergetongban，yiguanqianshiyiqiange。
zhiyujinyin？fanzhengjiuliuguanlaikan，chuleshanghaofangqiandeshihouanjinyinsuan，biedeshihoumeijianguoyongjinyinde。
shenzhihenduononghulaidinganxiangouzhishoumaidongxi，douhaichuyuyiwuyiwu，naguhuanbudejieduan。
ershiguanqiangouzuyiliangmacheyigechefuqujingjidao，daoleneili，buxingqudongjingchengdoushiqingsongde。
daolejingcheng，zijizheizhajishuobudingnengbeidangjinhuangdidouxiangzhongni！
suiranbuzhiyuguanbaizaixiangweigaoyipin，fenggedianqiantaiweihaibuqingsongme？
tingshuodangjinguanjiabuxiudexing，huitiqiudounengdangtaiweini……
xinlihusiluanxiangzhe，liuguangangzouchuxiaoxiangzi，bianzhouqilemeitou。
zhouweibulunshiliumingaier，haishipingminbaixing，jihuquanbudoubamuguangzhuanleguolai。
dangran，bingbushidingzheliumourenjunxiudelian，ershidingzhetashouzhongdeneitongzhaji。
neishishenmewanyier……zheiyetaixiangleba？
bushaorendoushizhijiekaishiyankoushui，zhichazoushanglaihouzhelianpiyaoyikuaile。
jiulianyigeyisichulaicaimaidongxidefuguirenjiaxiaoyahuandoudingzheneitongzhajinuobukaiyanjing。
liuguanxiayishibazuoshouwangshenhousuolesuo。
suirantabupazheixieren，yeshigenenghuodechuqude。
dankanjianmianqianzheifuchangjing，haishinanmianxinshengyixieqieyi……
zhuyaoshisuoyourendounazhekanmeishideyanshenkanzheziji，zheiganjueshizaitaiguaiyile……
mandajierendezhumulidangzhong，liuguanjingzhizouwangyijiajiaozuoyuexiangguanfanguan。
caizoujinqu，mantangderenbiandoubamuguangzhuanlai。
shikemenshixiangkanyikanzheixiangqishishenmecai，jigehuojizeshimeitouyizhou，yaobazheigeyizhepolanderenjiganchuqu。
“zouzouzou，nalilaideqigai？kuaichuqu！”
yigehuojihuiwuzhemobuzoulai，shenshoujiuyaotuisang。
liuguanhaobuweiju，bazhajifangzaidishang，taishouchali。
“xiaogeer，laofanqingguidianzhujiachulaiyitang，woyoushixiangshang。”
“niyouheshi？nigeqier，bujiushixiangpianliangwanfanshima？zouzouzou，meiyou！”
xiaohuojimoburengjiuhuiwubuting。
sihushijiankerenmenbamuguangdouzhuzaizheili，haiyouxiebiaoyanyiwei，dongzuoyuefafukualeqilai。
liuguanlengxiaoyisheng，yibazhuaiguomobu，zaiqishenyijiaochuaizaiduifangduzishang，jitachuaileyijiao。
“aiyo，nihaigandarenni，baoguan！ganjinbaoguan！”
xiaohuojibeichuaidefayun，tangzaidishanghaibuwangdashengrangrang，jizijizhuangshengshi。
liuguanyaoleyaotou，jixuzuozaimenjianshang。
hezheimeyitiaofenggoujijiaoshenme？
tabenjiukeyizhijiezhaodingfucunneibutouqumougedianjiashengyi，meiyouqubianshibuxiangqiantaidarenqing。
zhenbaoleguan，xianyabanfangdebutoubukuailaile，nengjinizheixiaohuojishenmehaolianseme？
datanglixuannaoruci，zhangjudedangranyehenkuaipaolechulai，shangqianbianshichongzheneidashenghaojiaodehuojichuaileliangjiao。
“baoniniangdeguan，gun！”
xiaohuojiweiweinuonuodipaozouhou，zhangjudecaimiansebushandikanxiangliuguan。
“keguan，zanmenyuexiangguandezhengdiankeshidongjingchenglide，keguanmobushilaicuoledifang？haishinangzhongxiuse，xiangshedunjiufanchi？
“buguanruhe，keguandoubugaizuozaixiaodianzhengmenkoubushi？lairen，bakeguanqingdaohouxiang。”
yankanzhezheiyuexiangguandezhangjuxingyunliushuijianjiuyaobazijituohouyuanyidunduda，liuguanxiaolexiao，zaichashoudao：
“zhangjude，mokanwoshenzhebujingqi，kewozhenbushiyigeqigai。
“haojiaoninzhidao，zheishiwozuochulaidejirou，zhangjudekeyixianchangyichang。”
yuexiangguandezhangjuzaonianyeshidongjingchengdamenfadebandu，beifalaixibeicaochijiayebujia，keshiyiqianyangchengdedexinghaishizaide。
mianqianzheipoyilanshandeqigaiduanguolaidedongxi，tanengchime？
脸都不要咯！
zhengzaitaxiangfaziyaohunongguoqushi，quejianneizhitongtaidaomianqian，likebianyoupenxiangnongyudeqixipiaolai。
zhangjushenbuyoujidixidongliangxiabiyi，guishishenchadikanxiangzhitongli。
这是鸡肉么？
dangjindasongwangchao，liuxingdezuofanfangfajiushipengdiaohuozhejianzhi，tingshuodongjingchengyourenbupengbujian，shuoshichao，kekanqilaiyebushiyanqianzheimeishia！
zuilingrenxiuchideshi，tajingranyouxiexiangliukoushui！
zheiguteshudexiangqiyixiazibianjidetaliangsaifasuan，zhixiangnayikuaifangzuilihenhenchixiaqu！
这得多好吃啊！
yuanxiangzhijiejujuedezhangju，youyule。
takanlekanliuguan，chenyinlexia。
zaizixikanzheigexiaoqigai，daoyemanqingxiude。
shenzitingba，mianrongqingxiu，jibianshiyifupopolanlande，danyebusuantaizang，gengmeiyouneizhongpumianerlaidechouwei。
huoxuzheiyeshigefuguirenjialiuluochuqudegongzige，zhendeshanzhangzuozheizhongmeishini？
takeshijianguoshimianderen，zhidaoqianxieniandongjingchengzuiliuxingdemeishi，bushihuangchenglichuanchulai，jiushicaitaishigaotaiweijialichuanchulaide。
zheixieyouqianrendouzuixihuanzhuomozenmechidegenghaole。
zhiyuzheidongxideshangji，tahaobuhuaiyi。
dasongxianglaidoushiqiongdeqiongsi，fudeliuyou。
jibianshidinganxian，meitianshoushizhiershizhijiyeshiqingsongdeshiqing。
zheiershizhiji，kongpadoubugoujigeshanghaodelaoyemendingde！
buguo，qianshuowanshuo，haishiyaoxianchangchangweidao……
zhangjuhoutousongdonglexia，haishishenchuleshou，zhuazhuyikuaijirou。
cishidezhajiyijingmeiyougangquchushideregan，pianwenyixie。
danhuoxushijiankanghuapeifangdeyuangu，bingmeiyounongdezhangjumanshouyou。
suizhetajiangneikuaizhajinachu，datanglidexiangweigengshen。
gengbuyaotitasairukouzhong，yaodongdeneiyishunjianle。
kakacacadeshengyinxiangqi，waisulinendejiroushunjianzaikouchizhijianzhanfangxiangwei，**dezhangjukoushuifengkuangfenmi！
tajinhutanlandijiangzhengkuaijiroutunjinkouzhong，kuaisujujiaolexia，guluyanlexiaqu。
zhidaozheishi，tacaiyishidaozijidexingweiyouduonankan。
tajingranzaidatingguangzhongzhixia，congyigexiaoqigaide“wan”limiannadongxichi，erqiehaishilangtunhuyan。
这！这！这……
“还来一块不？”
liuguanquebuguanzheimexie，zhishixiaozhebazhitonggengwangqiandiledi。
zhangjudebenxiangjujue，queguishishenchadishenshouzainaleyikuai，zhijiekaishisiyao。
ng，gangcaidechixiangbuhaokan，chidewenyayidian，yebushibuxing。
zheikendingbushiputongdeqigaima，zijizheiyebusuandiuren……
zhengxiangyongmeishijian，yipangyizhangzhuozishanghuzilachadekeren“peng”diyipaizhuozi。
“nineisi，haochibuhaochinidaobengchugepilaia！sajiaxinlichandejin，nidaoxiangyongqilaile！”
dahuzishikebashouwanghuailiyitao，zhijiepaixiajidiaoqianlai，duiliuguanzhaoshou。
“xiaoqier，lai，zheijirouwomaile！”
xiaoshuo《qiandaowuxianzhaji，zaiminbiwodanghuangdi！》di2zhangshidujieshu。