张老板想骂娘。
nimenfuerdaixiangtiyanshenghuodexinqing，wokeyilijie，danbuyaolaigaowohaobuhao？
yongyouguojidashaazuoderen，nenghaorema？
zaixiangxiang，bipotacituitangaohezhouxingzuderen，niquedingnibushizaiwanwo？nizheishirangwojuanpugaizourendejiezoua。
buyongqudachengzhao，zhanglaobanbenshenyebuxiangkaichutaliang，zheikedoushidangnianhuannanyugongdexiongdi，wufeijiushibeibideeryi。
shuochulemuhouzhenxiong，zhouxingzuhetangaodeyachiyaodezhigazuoxiang。
“laoban，fangzumianbannian，woshuodaozuodao。”
shuowan，tangaokanlekanzhouxingzu，zhanglaobanmiaodong，daizhexunwendekouqi，kanzhetangao，“zhiweibunengzaibianle，niliangyigeshizongxiaoshouguwen，yigeshixiaoshoujingli，zaishengzhijiushizuowodeweizile，xiaozhougongzibubian，tichengzhangsanchengzenmeyang？”
“ng，keyi。”tangaohenmanyidediandiantou，“xianrangzhougexiuxijitianba，woyebunengjinitianmafan，dengwojiejueleneigeren，zhougejiuhuilaishangbanzenmeyang？”
“keyi，wanquankeyi。”zhanglaobandetoudiandexiangshixiaojizhuomiyiyang。tangaoxianzaikeshishidashidedaye。
“xiexie。”tangaosihaomeiyinweizijideshenfenbianle，zaijiashangzhanglaobanyaokaichutaliangerhuaihenzaixin，yiludapinguolai，zhanglaobanyehenburongyi。
“ruguoyoujihui，wohuiyouxianxuanzehenihezuo。”
zhanglaobanyiting，gengshijingxilianlian。
“neizhanglaoban，qingniyongzuipaoxiaozuifennudeshengyin，bawohezhougejiganzouba……”
a？zhanglaobanlianyichou，tanagana，zheikeshijishiyijibiededalao。
zhanglaobanyaoyaoya，chaoqishouzhongdeyifenwenjian，pengdeyixiazazailuodichuangshangmian。
waimiandegongzuorenyuandoubuzhidaozenmehuishi，zhizhidaozhouxingzuhetangaobeikaichule，xianzaidalaobanfahuole……
“gun！youduoyuanjiwogunduoyuan，wobuxiangzaikandaonimen……”
砰！
zhanglaobanyouhenhenyipaizhuozi，“zaibuzouwojiaobaoanle！”
bangongshidemen，beiyijiaochuaikai，tangaohezhouxingzumamalieliedezouchulai，“cichubuliuye，ziyouliuyechu，sheitemexihannizheipodifang？”
zhanglaobanfawanhuo，pengpengpengdepaizhezijidexiongkou，wanquanbuganxiangxin，zijijuranduizhedafuhaopaoxiaolianlian，taibuzhenshile。
“真的被开除了？”
“zaojiuyinggaikaichule，jiutaliangzuodeshiqingzuishao。”
“jiushi，taliangmeigeyuenadetichengzuida，laobanyepianxin。”
“bijingshihelaobanyiludapinguolaide，duonadianyinggaide。”
suoyourendoumeizhuyi，yourenyijingjiyigemoshenghaomafaleduanxin：queding，lianggerendoubeikaichule。
“kexile。”tangaohezhouxingzudeyigenvtongshi，luchuleshiwangdeshense。
“youshenmekexide？wogaosunitanjiaojiao，taliangbuzou，zanmenyongyuanmeishengzhidejihui。”
“kedadingdandakehudemingdanhelianxifangshishade，douzaitaliangshoulia。”
youletanjiaojiaodetixing，neixiekaishihaishuohuaihuade，liketaochudianhua，jitangaohezhouxingzufaleyuyinxiaoxi：
“xingzugege，youmeiyoushijiana，renjiaxiangqingnichifanfanni！”
“tangaodidi，jiejiejialijintianmeiren，jiejiexiamianjinichia……”
tangaohezhouxingzuzhijiebazheixiexinxijizidongguolvle。
laidaowuyejinglibangongshi，tangaokaimenjianshan，“zhujingli，suiranguojidashadezhurenbianchenglewo，danwobuhuicanyurenhexingshishangdeguanli，niyiqianzenmezuode，yihoujiuzenmezuo，woyaokandaodehenjiandan，yinglijiuxing。”
“tangxianshengfangxin，fuguiyidingjiejinsuoneng。”
zhufuguiyeshizhanzhanjingjingde，shengpazijidejinglizhiwudiule。bijing，yichaotianziyichaochen，meikanjiantangaodexiongdixianzaijiushigegongsidexiaozhiyuanma？
“wojiushiguolaikankan，renshirenshini，shunbianshuxixiadashadeyunzuoliucheng，meibiede。”tangaoshenchushou，zhufuguihenzirandeshentiqianqing，dishangzijidejianbang，qingqingpaileyixia，“haohaogan。”
“tangxiansheng，guojidashaazuodezujin，yinweishoumianjidaxiaoyingxiang，zujinershiwanqibu，yiniandezujindagaiyiyiduo，yidaosicengdeshangchang，yousanfenzhiyishilianyingde，yingshouzaijiqianwanzuoyou。”zhufuguidunledun，“yiniandejingyinglidagaiqibaqianwanba。”
zhouxingzuzenmeyexiangbudao，tangaojuranzheimeyouqian，liangrenrenshizheimezhangshijian，tajurandoumeifaxian。
zaitingtingguojidashadejingyingli，zhouxingzufengkuangdetunlehaojikoukoushui。
“youxiezuhuxuyaoqianxinhetongde，nidaibijiuxingle，ruguoyoubixuwolaiqianzideshiqing，jiwodadianhuajiuxing。”
suihou，zhufuguidaizhetangaorenshileyixiawuyegongsideyuangongmen，miandeyihoutangaolai，dajiadouburenshi，chuxiangangajiubuhaole。
yuangongmenkandaotangaoyeshiyizhenzhenjing，zheimenianqingjiuyongyouyidongshangyelou，haichuandeneimeposu。buguangkantangaodeyanshenbianle，jiuliankanzhouxingzudeyanshendoubiandechongbaiqilai。
henduonvyuangongdoujuedezheishigejihui，zhiyaopudaomianqiandexiaogege，shuobuzhunjiubianchenglaobanniangle。
zheiqunxiaojiejiemen，kaishiduizhetangaojimeinongyan，xianxiebianchengxiangqindasai。jiantangaobuweisuodong，jiubamuguangduizhunlezhouxingzu，tuhaodepengyouyeyidingshituhao，zheishibubiandedinglv。
weilekuaidianlikaizheigeshifeizhidi，tangaojizhufuguidenianxinzhangleshiwan，qiyuyuangongmeinianzhangwuqian。
xinlaobanshanglaijiuzhanggongzi，likerelaiyizhenhuanhu。
dixiatingchechang，zhouxingzuchulediantihaixinyouyuji，“laotang，wozajuedeneiqunniangmen，henbudechilewoni？”
“tamenyanchannideshenzi，haha。”
tangaoxiaole，xiaodehenkaixin。
zheixieniantameijigepengyou，duitazhendehaodejiushizhouxingzu，conglaimeixianqiguota，xianzaizhidaozijizheimeyouqianle，haimeigaibianchuzhong，yijiujiaolaotang，tangaozhendehenkaixin，shengpayinweitayouqianle，lianggerenjiushishengfenle。
aboluo，jiutingzaitingchechang，zhouweiyouhaojigexiaonvshengzaipaizhao。
haiyouyigexiaojiejiezaizhibo，xiaojiejiezhangdeshifenbiaozhi，dabandexiangshihaizeiwanglidenvdi，“wa，nimencaiwokandaoleshenme？”
“xiaojiejie，nichuandetaiduole……”
“xiaojiejie，nizheinvdishijiadeba？”
“xiaojiejie，nitaipingle……nikanrenjianvdi……”
huamianyizhuan，zuijinpengyouquanhewangshangliuchuandetaiyangshen，chuxianzailejingtouli。
弹幕区直接炸了。
tangaohezhouxingzuqiahaoyechuxianzaipaocheqianmian。
zhibodexiaojiejielikezoushangqian，bajingtouduizhunletangao。
“xiaogege，ruguozheiliangcheshinide，nihuikaizhetadaiwoqudoufengma？”