第2章 我丢,这就是你逛澡堂子的原因?

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但现在,他重生了!

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tahaoxiangxiangqilexieshenme?

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danzheishierchenxiaonengrenkema?

renkedehua,neijiuyiweizhelinxixielulepaichusuodexingdong。

这可是得担责的!

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“wodiu,chenge……yuanlaizheijiushinijingchangdaiwoguangzaotangzideyuanyina!”