期末将至，学校准备了一场文艺汇演，我作为舞蹈老师也被要求出了一台节目。
wanshangwojizhouxudadianhua，qingtabangmangkankanwocaipai，shunbiantidianyijian。
“wozheigebiaoyan，kenengxuyaonidebangmang。”
xiakezhihou，xuexiaozaoyimeiyouleren。
woshenchuanyixihongsewuqun，jiangzhouxudaizhiwodewudaojiaoshi，rangnanrenzhanzaizuizhongjian，qingqingankaiyinle，yishuangshoujianjianshunzheduifangdexiongtanghuanhuanmoxia。
caizhejiezou，wobuduandizhuanquan、tiaoyue、fumo，xiangyitiaomanmiaodeshuishe。
woxiangzhetongguozheiyangdefangfa，xingxunengdagaizhangwodaoyishengwendejigewenti。ruguozhouxuduiwokeyidegouyinyouleshenmefanying，huoxutadebingqinghaimeineimeyanzhong，youkangfudexiwang?
woqiaoqiaoguanchazhouxudelian，ranhoufaxianta……meiyoubiaoqing。
duifangdelengmorangwozhujianganga，“bu、buhaokanma?”
zhouxuyanshenguguai，“xiaopengyoudeqimohuiyan，nijiutiaozheige?”
xianzaihuibuhuiyande，zhongyaoma?
wo“a”leyisheng，zhijianzhouxuwanghouzouleliangbu，pantuizuoxia，“tiaodianxiaopengyounengkande。”
ranhou，jiaoshinei，wochuanzheyishenxinggandekaichahongqun，zhanzaizhouxumianqian，tiaoleyigexiaoshide《woshiyigehaohaizi》《xiaojixiaoji》《chongchongfei》。
zuihoudouyaobawotiaokule，“wojuedejintianpailiandechabuduole。”
zhouxukandejinjinyouwei，miandaiweixiaodekanzhewo，“zailaiyibian。”
我：……
quezhenle，zheirenjiushibuxing!
erqieshiquanfangwei360duwusijiaodebuxing!
houlaidegongzuojianjianmangliu，woyemeixinsidanyouzhouxudebing。zhidaohuiyanqianjitian，wojiedaolezhouxudedianhua，wenwobiaoyandeshijian，zhunbeiqinziguolaiguanmo。
zhouxuduizheizhongertongleiwudaozheimexihuan，woyeshimeixiangdaode。
dangtian，wozhanzaitaishangkandaolerenqunmoweidezhouxu。
tachuanleyishenshensexiuxianzhuang，mianguanruyu，zhanzairenqunzhongyouqitingba。
jigexiaoluobutoujiebanzouguoqu，zhuailezhuaitadekujiao，zhouxudunxiashenzilianjiaweiweicezhuan，shenqingzhuanzhudihetamenduihua，sihaomeiyoubunaifandeyangzi。
zheigechangjingrangwoxinliyouxiebushiziwei。
huoxuzhouxushixihuanxiaohaide，keshiyitadeshentitiaojian，buzhidaohaiyoumeiyoujihuiyongyou。buguoxianzaikejihaitingfadade，zuogeshiguanyebushibukeyi……
silupenyong，zhidaoxiaozhangchuolechuowodejianbang，“daonile，kuaishangchang。”
wodejiemuzuihoubeidingweile《xiaotubanjia》，jiushiwochuanzheyijianxiaotuzidemaorongyifu，zaiwutaishangniulainiuqudaidongqifen。
youzhi，danxiaopengyouaikan。
dengbiaoyanwanlezhihouwocaifaxian，bujinxiaopengyouaikan，zhouxuyeaikan。
xialetai，zhouxuzhanzaiwopangbian，lianshangdexiaorongzhibuzhu。
yihuierzhuaizhuaiwodetuerduo，yihuiernieniewodetuweiba，“jintianbiaoxianbucuo，henkeai。”
woyijingwulitucao，sangshilenanxingzunyandeta，lianxihaodougenbierenbuyiyanglema?
“丁老师。”
houmianyourenjiaowo，wozhuantoukanjiannankeyishengzhangchizhanzaiwohoumian，“zheiweishininanpengyou?”
“bushi，shiwopengyou。”
dangwoshuowanzheijigezizhihou，womingxiangandaozhangchideyanshenbianle。
wodangshizaiyiyuanjianguode“wodongde”yanshenzhongchujianghu，wotoupizhujianfama，yigubuhaodeyugankaishiyongxian，haimeilaidejizhaogejiekouzhuaizhezhouxukailiu，jiutingdaozhangchishuodao，“jiushitayouwentiba。”
zhouxukanlewoyiyan，zuibiandexiaorongbujian，“en?”
“neitiandinglaoshiweilenideshier，haiteyilaiwomenyiyuangualehao，bangniwenzhen。”shuozhediguolaileyizhangmingpian，“jutideqingkuangtashuobumingbai，youshijianniqinzilaizhaowo。ninianqing，qiaozheshentisuzhiyehaikeyi，meishazhibuhaodebing。doushinanren，buyongbuhaoyisi。”
zhouxufanguoneizhangmingpian，“beichengnankeyiyuan，bangnizhongzhenxiongfeng”jigedazijiukezaidiyixing。
别问，问就是麻了。