第2章
zhongniannanrendeliansejiangzhule，ranhousixiaofeixiaodekanzhewo。
“jiangxiansheng，shiqingyijingfashengle，wubaiwangounizaiqugelaoposhenggehaizi，fanshiyaoxiangkaidian，zanmennanrena，bunengzaiyikeshushang......”
budengtashuowan，wodashengduitahouleyisheng“gun“。
“nierzineiyangdechusheng，jiuyinggaiyibeizidaizailaoli。”
zhongniannanrenchixiaoleyisheng，“jiangxiansheng，buyaoyinweiyishichongdong，nigaibianzhuyilehaikeyizailianxiwo。”
shuowanchaowoshuaileshuaineizhangyinxingkajiulikaile。
zaizheixieyouqianrenyanli，renmingshikeyiyongqianlaihengliangde。
jitianhouwocongjingjuchulaijiuquyiyuankannver。
zhangmuniangjiandaowo，yanleizhibuzhudewangxiadiao，wozhidaotacikedexinqing。
wofumuqushidezao，laoposhidushengnv，jialidehaizidoushizhangmuniangdaide，shiqulenvertadexinliyixiazijiushiqulesuoyoudeyikao。
kanzhetayanlidehongxuesi，wochushengdao：
“ma，nixianquxiuxi，wozaizheilikanzhe。”
zhangmunianggangdakaifangmen，yiqunrenjiuchonglejinlai。
haojigehuatongzhijieduidaolewodemianqian。
“jiangxiansheng，tingshuozhaoshisijijiashuyuanyipeichangwubaiwanqiuyifenliangjieshu，zheigeyijingshimuqianwolejiedaozuigaodehejiejinele，nizenmekan？”
wokanzheyanqianshuohuadexiaoguniang，kanzherucidanchundeyizhangliannengzenmeshuochuzheiyangwuqingdehua。
wobunaifandetuikaihuatong。
“qingnimenlikai，zheilishiwonverdebingfang。”
lingyigejizhebahuatongdileshanglai。
“jiangxiansheng，nishiduiwubaiwanbumanyima？haishishuoxiangyaogenggaodepeichang。”
wofennudedadiaotadehuatong，zhangmuniangpaoguolaiaiqiudao：“wowaisunnvhaizaixiuxi，qiuqiunimen，buyaozailaidaraowomenle。”
yiduihuatongshunjiandouzhixiangzhangmuniang。
“waisunnv，neimesizhejiushinindenverge。”
yigehuatongzhijieduidaozhangmuniangdezuibian。
“tingshuoshininnverchuanghongdengguomalucaibeizhuangde，nimenshizenmeyouliantipeichangde。”
tingdaozheigehua，wodehuoqichengdejiushanglaile，tuikaizhangmuniangmianqiandehuati，shengyindaleqilai。
“gun，doujiwogun，nimenbuquwenneigechushengweishenmekaichezhuangren，laizheilishixiangbisiwomenyijiarenma？”
记者不依不饶。
“jiangxiansheng，shibeiwoshuoduilenaoxiuchengnuleshibushi，jiushini......”
budengtashuowanbingchuangdejingbaoqixiangleqilai。
shinver！yiduiyishenghushiyongleqilai，zheiqunjizhecaituidaoyibian。
我冲着她们怒吼：
“ruguowonveryoushenmeshi，nimenyigeyepaobule。”
hushiguolaikanzhezheiqunren，“zheilishiyiyuan，nimenzaibuzouwojiujiaobaoanle。”
yiqunrenzheicaihuiliuliudezoule。
wolazhuzhuanshendehushi，“wonverzenmeyangle？”
hushideshenseyansuleqilai，“jiangxiansheng，chehuozaochenghuanzheduochuqiguanpolie，womenyidinghuijinli，xiwangninyezuohaozhunbei，haiyoubuyaoranghaizizaishou**le。”
huayingangluo，pangbianchuanlai“dong”deyisheng，wozhuantouyikan。
丈母娘倒在了地上。
haozaizhangmunianghenverdouqiangjiuguolaile，wozuozaizoulangdeyizishang。
yishuanggaogenxiechuxianzaiyanqian，taitouyikanshiyigedabanjiangjiudezhongniannvren。
nvrenjugaolinxiadekanzhewo，yuqiqingmiedekaikou。
“jiangxiansheng，woquannikaolvqingchu，wubaiwanduinimenzheizhongrenlaishuoyibeizidouzhuanbudao。”
“jigexiaojizhejiunengrangninver**chengzheiyang，haizhenshiqiongrenyouqiongrenbing。”