第3章
shenmemiaoshouhuichunxiaoshenyi，qinerhubuguoshixiangshiyanyixiazijidetoushiyan。
jiuzaigangcaitaxinlihuranyoulepansuan，tadeyanjingruguozhennengkanchurenshentilideyinji，zhuanyidianqianjiushishounabaqiadeshier。
xuetingtingwangzhezhigougoudingzhezijideqinerhu，liansebujinyouxiefatang，xiangyaoshuohua，keyoupayingxiangduifangbamai。
tanalizhidao，yanxiazijideshentiyijingbeizheixiaozikanlegebian。
bieshuo，qinerhucishihaizhendefaxianlexuetingtingdeyidianxiaomimi......
zheimeyigexingganwumeidemeinv，meixiangdaolimiandetieshenyiwu，juranyouxiaomabaolidetuan。
“meixiangdaozheixuejiehaishigetongxinweimindexiaonvhaia......”
qinerhuancunjian，yijingzhidaolexuetingtingdebingyin。
zhibuguoyouxieyiyouweijin，shebudeshouhuitoushiyan。
sanfenzhongzhihou，tacaishouhuishixian。
“shuoba，wodaodideleshenmebing？”
yanjianqinerhushouhuishou，xuetingtinghaoqidiwendao。
“heihei......”qinerhuguaixiaoleyisheng，“xuejie，nizhendeyaorangwoshuoma？”
“wokannijiushijianghupianzi，chenjikaiyou......”
xuetingtinglianshangshanguoyimoqinao。
“xuejie，bieshuozheihua，xiantingwoshuoshuonidezheibingdeyuanyin。”
“nishuo，wokannizenmehushuobadao。”
qinerhuzeshiyibenzhengjingdishuo：“nizheibingdeyouyin，《huangdineijing》shangzaoyoujizai，‘yinerbaoshi，jingmaihengjie，changpiwei......’”
“说人话！”
“痔疮！”
秦二虎脱口而出。
tingdao‘zhichuang’zheilianggezier，xuetingtinglianseshunjiantonghong，kaishiyizhenzhendefatang。
“ni…ni…zhei......zhenshihaomaihaochulaidema？”
xiunan、jingya、yiwai，gezhongqingxu，shidexuetingtingshuohuayouxieyuwulunci。
qinerhuyiliandeyi，“wobudandankanchuxuejieshiyinweizhichuangnanshou，erqiehaizhidaonitongxinweimin，pianai......xiaomabaoli......”
xuetingtingxinlishunjiangedengyixia，xiayishiditoukanleyiyanzijideniuziku......
lalianwanhaowusun，tashizenmezhidaode？
“zhei......zheidoushihaomaidechudejieguo？”
qinerhuzixinxiaodao：“buranni，nanbuchengwohainengtoushi？”
xuetingtingsuiranzhenjing，danjuebuxiangxintanengtoushi。
haoyizhenpingfuzhihou，xuetingtinghuranrenzhenqilai，“hao，quandangnimengduile，nei......ruguowobuxiangrangyishengjiancha，youbuxiangshoushu，niyoubanfazhiliaoma？”
“dangranyoule。”qinerhudeyiyixiao，“wojinifagepianfang，zhaowodefangfazuo，yigexingqibaozhengquanyu。”
shuohuajian，qinerhunaqishoujidakaiweixin，zhaodaoxuetingtingdeweixin，bianjileqilai......
“huanglian、diyutan、bingpian、kufan......”
滴滴......
qinerhuhaizaibianjixinxideshihou，xuetingtinghuranshoudaoyitiaoweixinxinxi。
“tingting，xiawusandianzhuyingchaguan，woyougaodaojijianhaodongxi......”
信息来源，孙建利。
xuetingtingchenzhelianhuifulelianggezi，“meikong！”
“xuejie，wogennishuoa，zuijinniyaojikou，xinlaciji、daiyoufaxingdeshiwudoubunengchi......”
qinerhuyibianbianjixinxi，yibianniantao。
“烦死了！”
qinerhuhaimeishuowan，zhitingxuetingtinghuranshengyinqinglengdao。
qinerhumangtaiqitoukanxiangxuetingting，yihuodao：“xuejie，wozheikeshiyizhua......”
“不是冲你！”
yanjianduifangqingxubudui，qinerhuhaoqidewangzheduifang。
“zheishizenmele？nanpengyouhaishizhuiqiuzherenile？”
xuetingtingyilianqinaodeshuo：“yaoshijiuhaole，wozheicikeshiyudaojipinzhananle！”
“a？”qinerhuyifuchiguayang，“youdianyisi，shuolaitingting。”
“shenmeyisia？nixiangzaiwozheilichiguaa。”
“meiyoumeiyou，wozheizaoyuniyekandaole，zhuyaoshixiangzhaozhaopingheng。”
秦二虎忙解释。
xuetingtingdoubeiqixiaole，buguoxiangxiang，shuoshuoyemeiguanxi。
“shizheiyang，wopingshixihuanshoujiyixiegudongguwaner......”
“xuejieyexihuanshoujigudongguwanera......”
meidengduifangshuowan，qinerhurenbuzhuchahua。
“niyexihuan？”xuetingtinghaoqidedaliangzheqinerhu。
“dangranxihuanle，zheichuantongqishierxing，guwanzihuaweishou。”
“shangrenzushiyefanlidoushuole，‘guwanzihuaqianfenli。’wojiuxiangzhenatianjiangetianlou，yixiazijiutuopinle。”
秦二虎一脸亢奋道。
xuetingtingqueshilengxiaoyisheng，“wogaosuni，gudongzheiyixingshuikeshen，douxiangzhejianlou，jieguoquandoupeigedidiao。”
“xuejie，xianbushuozheige，nijixushuoshuozheijipinzhanan。”
“qianduanshijianwoquguwanjietaobao，renshidezheigeren，wohualesanshiwan，congtaneilimailejijiangudong，jieguojiubeichanshangle，meitiangezhongdianhua、xinxisaorao，fansile。”
tingdaozheihua，qinerhuyijingcaidaogedagai，“neinikendingdayanle，tachangdaotiantouhou，jiuhuigengjiatanlan，zhengqupiancaiyoupianse。”
“ng，meicuo，wozhaozhuanjiajianding，jieguoquandoushijiahuo。”xuetingtingjixushuo：“dayanjianlougepingbenshi，zheiyabakuiwochile，quandangsanshiwanweigoule。”
“zheizhananhaiyiweiwobuzhidaoneixiedongxishijiahuoni，zheiyuewojianmian，youshuotaodaohaodongxile。”
wenyan，qinerhurenbuzhushuodao：“xuejie，guijuguiguiju，danzheikouqibuchubukuai。gudongshi，gudongjue，tapiannisanshiwan，nizhishaoyaocongtashenshangzhuansanbaiwan！”
tingdaozheihua，xuetingtinghaoqidedaliangzheqinerhu，yihuodao：“nizhendedonggudong？”
“zainizhishang。”qinerhuyilianzixin。
xuetingtingqiaolianzhishangluchujiaojieyixiao，“neiwoxiangdaojinishenmejianglile。”
“什么？”
“jianglijiushi......nibangwogemang！”
qinerhuyilianwunai，“bangmangyesuanjiangli？！”
“dangranla，woyaonibangdemangjiushi......jiabanwonanpengyou！”
“啊？”
qinerhumanlianyiwai，buguomashangyouxiaodao：“zheijianglidaoshibucuo，zhishibuzhidaojiabandaoshenmechengdu？qianshou、jiewen，haishi......”
“xiangshenmeni？”xuetingtinglianseyihong，“wojiushixiwangtabiezaijiuchanwo，dangrannengcongtashenshangzhuansanbaiwanchuchuqijiugenghaole。”
“zhei......zheibushinanpengyou，zheishidangjianpai。”
秦二虎一脸懊恼。
xuetingtingjianzhuang，youshenmixixideshuo：“yaoshichenggongdehua，jiejiekeshiyouewaijianglie......”
“成交！”
“woxianzaijiubanlichuyuan，nidaiwoqujianzheigezhanan......”