第3章 给前任花100万

xiaoshuibaoganjuedaoyigubuyiyangdeqiliujinzaiyanqian,yewendaoyiguchengzitanxiangdeweidao,queshenmeyekanbujian。

tazuoqishen,zhualezhuaxiaonaodai,manqiangyihuo。

shuibaokanjiansuxishuizhe,youxiangshangcesuo,burenxinjiaoxingmama,jiuqingshouqingjiaocongchuangshangtiaoxialai,talazheyishuangxiaotuoxie,wangwaipao。

cesuozaiyuanzili,xiaojiahuopaodaomenkou,wuzheyuanrundexiaodupidunzhu。

tawangzheheiqiqideyuanzi,tingzhewaimianhuxiaodefengsheng,turanxiangqileguigushi:qaq。

xiaoshuibaowujinlexiaodudu,naishengnaiqiduizheheiqiqidekongqishuo:“shuizaibupanimene……”

tatunlekoutuomo,taiqiyizhixiaoduantui,haimeikuachuqu,youweiqubabashouhuilai,shenshenxilekouqi,fangfozaijizijizhuangdan!

xuqingyankanbuxiaqule,zouguolai,shouzhichupengdaoyuanzilidekaiguan,yuandengjuranzhendeliangle!

xiaoshuibaojianyuanzililiangtangqilai,wuzhexiaoduzi“dengdengdeng”paoqucesuo,youxunsutishangkuzipaolechulai。

tajingguoxuqingyanshi,youwendaoleyigudandandichengzitanxiangwei。

tanengganjuedaoyou“ren”zaipangbian。

tasuiranshenmeyekanbujian,quechongzhexuqingyandefangxianggongjingdejiushidujugong,shengyinnainuokeai:“xiexieshenxianlaoyeye!”

shenxianlaoyeye.xuqingyan:“???”

xiaojiahuodaowanxie,tizhekuzi,maizheyishuangxiaoduantuijiupaohuilewuzi。

xuqingyanzhengyaogenshangqu,queturancongmengzhongjingxing。

taxinglaishi,yijinglingchenyidian,luodichuangwaishijingshigaoloudasha,nihongshanshuo。

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xuqingyancongmengjingtuoli,huidaoxianshi,dingzheshouzhituranpokaidexiaokou,fazheng。

henkuai,tayanqianzaicifuxianjinsexiaozimu:

【zuoweisuxidexitongshi,ninshiyixunitixingtaichuxian,yutagongyongshijuexiujue。ruonindongyongnengliang,huidaozhishentishoushang,qingjinshencaozuo。】

xuqingyanzhoujinmeitou,yagenbuzhidaofashengleshenme。

suoyi,tabangzhuneixiaohaikaideng,shizaidongyongnengliang?

字幕再次出现:

【dangnibiyansanfenzhong,zekechenggongjinrusuxideshijie,chengweitadexitong。】

xuqingyangenjuzimutishi,zaiciwangyibeiyikao,xunsubishangshuangyan。

sanfenzhongyidao,guoranzaicilaidaolesuxideshijie。

yijiushigangcaineigeqingpindexiaofangjian,jiatusibi,feichangjianlou。

suxitangzaijianloudechuangshang,pangbiantangzheyigezhigaileyigebeijiaodexiaopangniu。

xiaoyatouyangtangzhe,chengdazixing,xiguaduyuangugu,suizhehuxiqifu,kanqilaiyouxiehuaji。

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xiaoshuibaoshuizhehou,zuolegemeng,mengjianmamayinweiqiong,beipojiajileyigeduguiquezi。

neigedahuaidanqianlehenduoqian,batajimaile,congcitahemamafenli。zhangdahou,mamasile,ertayebianchengleyigedahuaidan。

shuibaobeizheigemenghexingle,weilebuchaoxingsuxi,yigerentoutouwozaibeiwolimoyanlei。

tawuzhezuixiaoshengchouqi,suirannulikongzhizijifachushengyin,danhaishichaoxinglesuxi。

suxiyibajiangxiaoshuibaolaojinhuaili,sangyindaizhejifenyonglan:“shuizai,zenmele?nalibushufu?”

shuibaodexiaonaodaiyitouzhajinsuxirouruandexiongfu,xiangzhixiaomaomiyiyangcengleceng:“shuizaimeiyoubushufu,zhishizuolegexiaoxiaodeemeng,haonanguo。”

suxipaipaitadexiaonaodai,dishenganfu:“guaibaobei,buyaopa,mamazai。”

xuqingyanhaizhanzaichuangbian,daliangzhemunvliang,yiciganshouyusuxibangdinghoudezhenshigan。

nvrenshengyin、shentaiwenrou,rangtayiwai。

tazixixiangleyixiayinxiangzhongdesuxi,quefaxianwulunruhe,douxiangbuqiyutazaiyiqineiyiniandezhongzhongxijie。

naozili,zhishengxiasuxirenshefanche,jiaocaiduotiaochuandechouezuilian。

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tarenweisuxicengjingshishenmeren,zheibingbuzhongyao。

zhongyaodeshi,taxianzaiweishenmehuihesuxizheizhongtandewuyandenvrenbangding?

xiaoshuibaozuanjinsuxihuaili,shenshendixileyikousuxishenshangdexiangwei。

tadexiaonaodaiyoucongbeizilitanchulai,yangzhexiabaduisuxishuo:“mama,niyekuaishuiba,henwanle。”

suxiyileng,meixiangdaoxiaoshuibaozuoleemeng,bukubunao,haifanguolaiguanxinziji。

tadexiaoshuibaozheimeguai,queyinweimengshuyaodejinshouzhibeimaidiao,zhangdahouhaiyaobianchengdafanpai,jimengshuyaodenverzuopeijiao,pingshenme?

haihaotajuexingle,keyijinliangbimianzheiyiqiedefasheng。

tajuebuhuirangrenmaidiaoshuibao!yebuhuirangshuibaobianchengdafanpai,chengweimengshuyaonverdedianjiaoshi!

xiaoshuibaofangfoganshoudaolesuxideqingxu,pailepaitadeliandan:“mama,shuibuzhema?shuizaijinijianggushihaobuhao?”

suxiyiwaidefanwen:“e?shuizaihuijimamajiangshenmegushini?”

xiaoshuibaoyishuangrouhuhudegebogouzhusuxidebojing,nayingerfeixiaoliantieletietadelian,naishengnaiqidao:

“mamadazheduzideshihou,shuizaijiurenshimamala!shuibaozuozaimianhuatangyiyangdeyunduoshang,zuozaiyunduoshangtiaomama!turan——”

shuibaoxuezhedarendiaoweikoudeyuqi,naimengdeyudiaoturanqiangxingzhuanzhe:“kanjianlerenjianyouyigeshanliangyouhaokandemama,tajiaoxixi!yushi,shuizaijiuzuolexixidexiaobaobei!”

xiaoyatoushuohuanaijingershizu,haoduoziyandoutubuqingchu。

tajiannandibayidaduanhua,xiaolianzhangdefeihong,keaijile。

shuowanhou,xiaoshuibaonaxiaoshouzaisuxidelianshangqingqingpailepai:“suoyixixiyaozhenxishuizaie!”

素希心都被萌化了。

tazheishishenglegeshenmeshenxiandabaobeia!

tayaojishuibaochizuiguidenai!chuanzuihaokandexiaoyifu!

zaipangshijiandexuqingyan,tingwanxiaoshuibaojiangdegushi,binglengdexinyeturanbiandeshiluyipian。

tajiuzheimezaiyipangkanzhe,zhidaosuxidoushuizhe。

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kannianling,dagaishisuxidangnianyutangli,mouweijunlangqingniandehaizi。

xiangdaozheili,xuqingyansiyouruowudelengheleyisheng。

xuqingyanweilegaoqingchuzheimelipudeshiqingweishenmefashengzaitashenshang,jiuzheimezainiangliangchuangqianshoudaolelingchensidian。

zhidaowaimianchuxiangongjidamingsheng,xuqingyanyanqian,zaicifuxianleyixingzimu:

【zuoweisuxidexitong,ninyinggaijinkuaiyutahudong、jiaoliu,weitaanpairenwu。】

【gaoliangtishi:ruoninzaiqirineiweijisuxifaburenwu,huosuxibingweiwanchengrenwu,ninjiangyongyuansiqu。】

suihou,xuqingyankanjianshixianyoushangfang,chuxianleyigeshengmingdaojishidejindutiao。

litayusuxibangdingyijingguoqushugexiaoshi,jindutiaoyefashenglebianhua。