第1章 闹剧

“wobuguan,wobuyaojiajingwang。”

“hunzhang,shinisiqibailaiyaojijingwangchongxi,rujinrulenideyi,nizendeyoufanhuile,nishibushixianghaisiwomenquanjia?”

“sijiusi,fanzhengwosiyebujiajingwang。”

“你这个孽女。”

xiesidilidezhengchaosheng,chaodeyenanyannaoqiaoteng,tazhengkaiyan,jiukanjianpengzhexiongkouchuanbushangqidefuqin,heyilianjueqiangyangzhebozijiaoxiaodedijie。

dimuzezaiyipangtifuqinshunzheqi,yibianjiaojidetidijiekaituo,“laoyebieshengqi,nanxibushiyouyidingzhuang,zhishininzhiyouzheiyigedinv,ruherenxinkantajiarujingwangfushouzui。”

受罪?不嫁?

yenanyanzuijiaogouqiyimochaofeng,molemoanhaodebozi。

tabianzhixiao,tahedijiedouzhongshengle。

shangbeizi,jingwangzaiduikangbeidishi,beixizuotouxishoushang,hunmiyigeduoyuedoubucengxinglai,huangdiyuguifeibianxiangtijingwangxunyimenqinshichongxi。

jingwangfengzichuoyue,nianjiqingqingbianzhangonghehe,yindejingzhongbushaoguixiuxinshengaimu。

dijieyeshiqizhongyiweiaimuzhe。

keshijiaguizuzuihuiquanhenglibi,yigebuzhidaonengbunengxingguolaidehuangzi,meiyousheiyuanyijia。

dijiequebuguzijibenshendehunyue,manzheyejiazhongren,toutoujiangshengchenbazijiaojilegongli。

dijiehejingwangdebazixianghe,naishidajizhizhao,cihunshengzhidangtianjiuxiadadaoyefu。

dijiedechangsuoyuandejiajilejingwang。

yenanyanzeshidingtidijiedehunyue,jiajilexuanpinghoudedicizi。

hunhouxuanpinghoudiciziyigaiwangriwankuxingjing,renzhendushu,kaoshanglejinshi,kaozhefuqinhexiongzhangzaidalisimoulegexiaoguan,quebuxiangbudaosannianjiushengqianchenglezhengsipinzuoshaoqing。

guanzhisuibuda,keshengqiandesududaoshiwufajiaorenxiaoqiao,tayouyuyenanyanfuqienai,chenghunsizaimeiyouhaizi,queyemeiyouqieshitongfang,zheishizaijingzhongchengweiyizhuangmeitan,yindebushaofurenguixiuyanxianbuyi。

erjingwangzaihunmiyinianhouzhongyuxinglai。

zhishijingwangduizheigechongxidewangfeibutaimanyi,kejiyuledijiezhengfeigaiyoudezunzhong,dijiequebumanzhengtianzuoyao,zicijingwangduitayanezhiji。

houlaijingwangyingqucefei,dijieshouduanjiqicanren,chadianjiangcefeizhemozhisi,jingwangrenwukeren,yizhixiushujiangdijiexiuqi。

dijiebuganxin,xunqiujingwangshengmu——suguifei,weitazuozhu。

suguifeibenjiukanbushangdijie,fuyanjiju,dafatalikai,pianpiandijiezheirenrenxingguanle,youmeiyounaozi,sihuolaizhebukenzou。

suguifeidanu,jiangtachizeyifan,dijiexinshengyuanhen,jingbaxiafazancixiangsuguifei。

suguifeishenbianhouzhegongnv,qinengrangtajinshen,yushizaiyipianhunluanzhong,sheidoumeizhuyi,huangdiqiaoqiaolaile,cishidijiebeifennuchonghuntoumeilelizhi,zanzizaituisangguochengzhongcharuhuangdihouzhong。

yaoshizanziduorubanfen,huangdikendingmeimingle。

huangdizhennu,buguandijieyoushenmeyuanyou,rendingtashishijun,yaozhutajiuzu。

eryenanyanqiahaojiuzaijiuzunei。

meixiangdaozhongshengle,dijiejuranbuxiangjiajingwangle。

呵,真是可笑。

huangdicihun,shitaxiangfanhuijiufanhuide,zhenshibubatamenyefurenmingkanzaiyanli。

yenanyanlengxiao,renbuzhuhuidui,“muqinxintengdajie,nandaojiubuxintengyuangeer,tacaibasui,haimeikanguoshijianfanhua,nandaojiuyindajierenxingwangweierdiudiaoxingming,muqinzenmerenxin?”

dimuyeliushichenghunsizai,caihuaishangdijieyenanxi,zishijiangtadangyanzhuzitengai,keqinianhoushengxiayezhuoyuan,duizheigeweilaideyikao,yeliushidangchenglexingmingbandehehu。

guobuqiran,tingyenanyantiqiyezhuoyuan,yeliushiweinandejinminshuangchun,youyubujuedemuguangkanxiangyenanxi。

yenanxixintoudangjiyongshangyiguweiqu,tazhidaozaitaheyuangeerzhijian,muqinyongyuanbuhuixuanta。

可是,凭什么?

pingshenme,tahuodehaiburugeshunv。

yenanxixinghongdeshuangyan,fenhendekanxiangyenanyan,henbudejiangtaqiandaowangua。

“lingjichuanbenlaijiushiwoweihunfu,pingshenmerangjiyenanyan,wobufu。”yenanxibilebiyan,suihouqiqiumuguangkelianxixidekanxiangyeliushi。

yeliushixinshengburen,zhanglezhangzui,haiweifachushenglai,fuqinyewenhehudiyibazhangshuaizaiyenanxilianshang。

yenanxibukezhixindewuzhehongzhongdelianjia,yanzhonghenyijiannong,dakedakedeleishuisusuwangxiazhiluo,fafengsidehoudao:“nida,nizuihaojinrijiudasiwo,fouzemingrinibiwoshangjingwangfuhuajiao,wojiuzhuangsizaijingwangfumenkou。”yaonimensuoyourendoujiwopeizang。

houbanduannapameiyoushuochukou,weixiezhiyiquebiaodademingmingbaibai。

yewenheqijie,liangqiangzhewanghoutuileyibu,zhandoudeshouzhizheyenanxidao:“nienv,jintianwojiudasinizheigenienv。”

huayinluoxia,yewenhechaoqishoubiandebaijianjiuyaowangyenanxishenshangza,yeliushijianzhuangganjinlanzhuletadedongzuo。

“laoye,ninjiubiebinanxile,nanxiyunanyanzhixiangchabankezhong,bazixiangtong,cihunshengzhizhishuoshidinvyoumeizhimingdaoxing,fanzhengnanyanrujinjizaiwomingxia……”

yenanyanshunjianhuangrandawu,dabanyedegaochuzheichangnaojulai,yuanlaishixianghetahuanqin。

换就换吧。

yenanxigaibuhuiyiwei,lingjichuandangleershiniandewankuzi,yichaokaiqiaocaishengqianderucikuai?

he,xiaohua,yaobushitariyijiyedebangtafenxianjian,zhaoxunpoanguanjianxiansuo,lingjichuanneiyumunaodaipashiyibeizidouwufashengqian。

ketabangzhulingjichuanliangduo,quesihaobujiantaganen,zaidezhiyenanxicishahuangdixiaoxihou,lingjichuanshengpayingxiangzijiaguantu,dangjijiuyiwuhouweiyouxiuleta。

yenanyanbenketaoguobeizhujiuzudemingyun,pianpianbeiwuqingsheqile。

zheibeizitadaoyaokankan,lianggezisizilidechunhuo,huishisheixiankengsishei。

budui,guangshihoufuneiduibiaolibuyidepopohezhouli,jiuhuibayenanxikengdezhadoubusheng。

ertajiajijingwang,gonggongpopozaihuanggong,buzhuzaiyiqi,tajiushifushangweiyidezhuzi。

zhiyaoliyonghaojingwanghunmidezheiyinianshijian,tadakeyirangsuoyourenrenkezijizheigejingwangfei,napajingwangbuxita,yewufaqingyidexiuqita。

yenanyanxinzhongyoulejuece,quepiejianyewenheyuyanyouzhideshenqing,tabuyouxinzhongyisuan。

zuitengaidenveryouruhe,gaisheqideshihou,meiyoubanfenyouyu。

zheifengjiandewangchaoguoranshirenbuyouji。

bu,tademingyunzhinengyouzijizhuzai。

zheibeizi,tayaodanggaogaozaishangdejingwangfei,tayaosuoyourenchenfuyutajiaoxia,zhiyoutasheqibieren,zaiyemeiyourenganresheqita。