jianyenanyantielexindebulita，xiaoluoyiyouyoutanlekouqi，“erhuangsaokebiewuhuiwo，chenghunshiyibeizidedashi，meiyouxianggongpeiban，wopanibeirenchaoxiao，caixiangheniqinjinxie。”
哈，真是搞笑。
yenanyanbiyidemuguangsaoletayiyan，“shime？daoshiwowuhuidianxiale，nizheibanliangkuyongxin，yegaijiaobinkemenzhixiaocaidui。”
xiaoluoyiyileng，mouzhongshanguoyimoxingwei，xipixiaoliandedao：“zheidianxiaoshibuzhiyiti，buguoerhuangsaofeiyaoxuanyangdehua，neiwojiuhouzhelianpixianxieguoerhuangsao。”
tashenqingjuao，fangfozhendezuoleshenmezhidezihaodeshi。
buguoshidudingtabuganxuanyang，caizheimeyoushiwukong。
bijingfengjianwangchaoduinvzimingshengjiweikeke。
yenanyanfanlegebaiyan，chaozheshenhouderuyuanruyishilegeyanse，errenlikehuiyi，yizuoyiyoudefuzheta，sanrenkuaibuqianxing，zhijiejiangxiaoluoyishuaizaileshenhou。
xiaoluoyiwanweidemuguangdingzheyenanyandebeiying，zuijiaoyangqiweixiao，bujinbumandegenzaitashenhou。
jiexialaixiaoluoyimeizaizuochugedeshi，laolaoshishizouwanhunliliucheng。
yenanyanjinruxinfang，hunchuangshangtangzheyiren，junxiudelianpanglvexiancangbai，daoshiheshuizhewuyi。
bingtuizuoyou，yenanyanqingqingzainanrenyaojianqialexia，meiyourenhefanying，tayounaolenaoyang。
nanrenmeitoudoumeiyouzhouyixia，ruotashizhuanghunmi，bukenengzheibandanding。
看来他不是装的。
yenanyandechujielun，bianchenchenshuiqu。
一觉到天亮。
yenanyanshoushituotie，bianqianwanghuanggongjitadepomu——suguifeiqingan。
gangrugongmen，bianyouyiqingyigongnvyingshangqian，gongnvgongjingdexingleyili，“nubisizhujijingwangfeiqingan。”
yenanyanrenchulairen，zuoridahun，huangdiyuguifeibingmeiyouqinziqianlai，pailelianggonggonghesizhulaiguanli。
lianggonggongcongxiaojiusihouzhehuangdishenbian，diweibuyaneryu，keweishijizuleyenanyanlianmian，ersizhu……
sizhuershichutoudenianji，caibeitibachengsuguifeidedagongnv，lunxinrenlunpaitoudoubuzu。
yenanyanbianzhi，suguifeiqiaobushangta。
jingwangshiwusuishangzhenshadi，shiliusuijiangbeidishadepianjiabuliu，shijiusuidaibingdadaobeididoucheng。
tagongjilede，caideyizaiyizhonghuangzizhongzaozaodefenglewang。
yaobushitachuleyiwai，sipinxiaoguanzhinv，zenpeidangtadezhengfei。
hekuangyenanyanhaishigeshunv。
yenanyankebuxin，huanqinyishijingguoyiyedefajiao，suguifeihuibuzhixiao，tameifazuo，shiyinyejiaqueshishizuanleshengzhideloudong。
zaizheyenanyanbaziyegenjingwangbazixianghe，neimechongxiderenxuanshishei，suguifeiyebutaizaiyi。
ruoshuozuorisizhuquguanli，shibuxiangjizuyenanyanlianmian，youbuxiangrangrenkanxiaohua，sizhuqianquzhengheshi。
erjinrisizhuqianlaidailu，jiuzhengmingle，suguifeiduiyenanyanzuoriyuanlisihuangzidexingweihenmanyi，zheicaiyuanyijijixutalianmian，fouzedailuzheijianxiaoshi，suibianpaigexiaogongnvjiuxingle。
yenanyanmingbaiqizhongdeguanjian，mangxufuyiba，xiaodao：“sizhujiejie，jinrilaofannile。”
“bulaofan。”sizhuchuizhetouwangpangbiantuilejibu，zuolegeqingdezishi。
yenanyandiyiciruhuanggong，hezijinchengxiangbi，dalianghuanggongyouguozhierwubuji。
yuemobangeshichen，yenanyanzhongyudaodasuguifeizhusuo——yaohuagong。
yenanyangongjingqingliwenan，caijiangjiangruzuo，suguifeidao：“yihouwushibierugong，laolaoshishizhaoguchenger。”
tayuqilengdan，huawaizhiyi，wokanbushangni，nilaoshidianbielaifanwo，haohaodaizaifuli，buyaoreshishengfei。
zheiyangdepomuqishitinghao，jiusuanduiyenanyanbutaimanyi，quemeiyouxiangyaocuomota。
shangbeiziyenanxijiufeichangtinghua，henshaorugongqingan，daliangguoyixiaodaozhitianxia，tazheizhongxingwei，zhaodaobushaorengoubing。
yenanyancaimeineimesha，zhiyouhepomuchulihaoguanxi，youpomuchengyao，tazheigejingwangfeicaibuhuibeirenxiaokan。
“shi，erxidinghaohaozhaoguwangye。”yenanyanguaiqiaodeyingzhe，qishenxingleyili，zhunbeiliqu，zhishigangzouliangbu，tachouchudetingxiabufa，yuyanyouzhidikanxiangsuguifei。
suguifeibuyuedezhoulezhoumei，lengshenghedao：“youshizhiyan，niuniunieniechenghetitong。”zhenjiaorenyanfan。
houyijusuimeishuochukou，ketayanzhongdebuxizhiyishizaishitaimingxian。
yenanyanyizheng，meixiangdaosuguifeihuiyouzheimedafanying，kanlaitazheipomuxingzizhishuang，buxihuanwanwanraorao。
diyitianjiuyouyiwaishouhuo，zhenbucuo。
yenanyanxinzhonghuanxi，mianshangquebuxian，talijigaibianshuahaogandefangshi，xiukuidefulefushen，“niangniangjiaoxundeshi。”
suihoutataiqitou，luoluodafangdedao：“niangniang，zuorijieqinsihuangziyanxingbudang……”
suguifeizhidaocishishiyihuishi，talaigaozhuangyoushilingyihuishi。
guobuqiran，suguifeimouzhongdebuxixiaosan，lveweijingyademuguangdaliangzheyenanyan，dengtajiangqianyinhouguodaowan。
suguifeitanlekouqi，“sihuangzizhenshibeiguanhuaile。”
talaidaoyenanyanshenbian，qingqingpailepaitadeshou，“haohaiziweiqunile。”
yenanyanyaoleyaotou，xiuseyixiao，“erxibuweiqu，nengjiajijingwang，shierxizuomengdoubuganxiangdeshi。”
suguifeiyileng，bushijingyataxihuanjingwang，bijingtahuangeryouxiu，daliangguigenvzisheirenbuaimu，zhishimeixiangdaotajingrucizhibai。
suguifeiyanzhongduolejifenxinshang，daqudao：“nalibuganxiang？rujinnibushijiaguolaile，wanghoua，nidefuqidazheni！”
yenanyanzuijiaodexiaoyiyadouyabuzhule，tarentongdediantou，“buyongwanghou，youniangniangzheiyangdepomu，shinanyanzhixing。”
“haha，nizheixiaozuikezhentian。”
poxierrenhuxianggongwei，yankansuguifeixingzhiqueque，yenanyanbiangaociliqu。
huidaojingwangfu，yenanyancaixiamache，ruyijiaojidechongguolai，yanleibuduanzaiyankuangzhongdazhuan，weiqudao：“guniang，ninkesuanhuilaile。”
yenanyanpoweiyiwaidetiaoletiaomei，zheiyatouxingzi**，younengyanshanbian，chaobianyefuwudishou，kebushigerongyibeiqifudezhu。
“zheishizenmele？haiyourenganrezanmenruyi？”yenanyanxiaozhedaqu，nachupazititacazheyanlei。
yipangderuyuanwuzuitouxiao，jiedao：“shisheizheimedadan，qifurenqiandoubujidatingxia，ruyijiejiedefengguangweiji。”
“ni……”ruyixiudeduoleduojiao，quemeixinqinghetapinzui，zhuaizheyenanyandexiuzi，bufendao，“guniang，ninbiedaqunubi，chudashile……”
dengruyijiangwanshiqingjingguo，zhupusanrenyijinglaidaolezhengyuanwai。
yenanyandepeijiayahuanmama，quandoubuzhisuocuodezhanzaiyuanwai，kanjiantayigegeyanshenzhongmanshiyouchou。