第1章
xiaodushuideweidaohaimeizaibijiansanqu，bingfangmenjiubei“peng”diyishengzhuangkai。
shenxingrangangconghunchenzhongtaiqitou，shixianjiubeiniguangzhanzhedenanrenlaolaoxizhu。
tachuanzheyishenjiancaililuodeshenhuisexizhuang，chenshanlingkouxideyisibugou，lianxiukoudeniukoudoukoudeyansihefeng，hunshenshangxiatouzheyigushengrenwujindejinyugan。
bilianggaotingrudiaosu，bochunjinminchengyitiaolengyingdezhixian，xiahexianqingxidenenghuakaikongqi，weiyouneishuangshensuideyanmouxiangcuilebingdehantan，meishenmewendudisaoguobingfang。
mingmingshilangbeidechuangru，taqueyingshengshengzouchulejinguishulideqichang，lianeqianweiluandefasidouxiangshijingxinshejiguodelingluan，chendeneizhanglianyufajunlangderangrenyibukaiyan。
shenxingrankanzheyanqiandenanren，yanjingshunjianliangdexiangliangzhanbeiturandianliangdediandengpao。
waqu，nalaidedashuaige?
nanrendemuguanglenglengsaoguota，meizaitalianshangduozuotingliu，zhuantouchaozheshenhouyibuyiqugenjinlaidemishuchenshengwen：“tazenmele？”
mishulianmangshangqianyibu，dishenghuihua：“yishengshuoshichehuozaochengdenaozhendang，gangcaijianchawanshuo......shen**shiyile。
taxianzaibujiderenherenheshi，lianzijijiaoshenmedoubuzhidao。”
“shiyile？”moyunchidemuguangzhongyuluozaishenxingranlianshang。
shenxingrantingdaozheisangezi，likexiangxiaojizhuomisidediantou，yanshenlidaizhegangsuxingdemangranhehaoqi，kanxiangnanrendemuguangqueduolejifentanjiu。
“meicuo，jiushizheiyang。woxianzainaoziliyipiankongbai，shenmedoubujidele。suoyi......neisha，ninengxiangaosuwo，nishisheima？”
tadeyuqilimanshixiaoxinyiyideqidai，huoxiangzhidengzhebeirenlingdexiaodongwu。
nanrenjiangtadefanyingjinshouyandi，heimoulimeishenmeqingxuqifu，jimeishuoxin，yemeishuobuxin。
tajiuneiyangzhanzaibingchuangbian，zhoushendelengyifangfonengdongjiekongqi，chenmojimiaohou，bochunqingqi，shengyinlengdexianghandongliliangkuaibingkuaihenhenzhuangji，daizhecigudeliangyi：“moyunchi。niqianfu。”
“qian、qianfu？！”shenxingrandeyanjing“shua”diyixiadengdeliuyuan，xinlidexiaoreneryijingkaishifengkuangpaoxiao。
****！
zheimegehuoseshengxiangdedashuaigejuranshitaqianfu？！
shenxingranlianshangdejingyahaimeiguawen，xinlideyiyunjiugenpaopaosidemaolechulai。
tazhalezhayan，dingzhemoyunchineizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelianlaihuidaliang，yuekanyuejuedebuduijing。
不对啊！
tasuiranshiyile，dantazijishishenmedexingtahaishimenerqingde。
yankongwanqi，jianleshuaigejiuzoubudongdao。
jiumoyunchizheizhanglian、zheiqizhi，wangneieryizhanjiushixingzoudexinxisufasheqi，tayiqianbudebatapengzaishouxinlipashuaile，hanzaizuilipahuale？
zenmekenengshedehetalihun？antadeniaoxing，pashidetiantiannianshangquguitianba！
shenxingranyanlekoutuomo，shitanzhewangqiannuolenuoshenzi，yilianzhenchengdiwen：“maomeiwenyixia......womendangchuweishenmelihuna？”
moyunchiyanpidoumeitai，yuqipingdandexiangzaishuobierendeshi：“ganqingbuhe。”
“ganqingbuhe？”shenxingranchadianxiaochusheng，zheiliyouguicaixin！
jiumoyunchizheitiaojian，bieshuoganqingbuhele，jiusuantameitianduitashuailianzi、lengbaoli，tadounengzijinaobuchubabaichangnvelianqingshendexima，ranhoukuzhehanzheshuo“woyuanyi”。
tayaoshizhendongqidatayibazhang，tagujinengxipixiaoliandibalingyibianliancouguoqu，jianxixidishuo：“baobeilidaoqingledian，zheibianlianyejinida，duichengcaihaokan～”
jiuzhei，tahainengheta“ganqingbuhe”？
shenxingranzaixinlibazheisigezizhuanlebabaiquan，zenmexiangzenmebuduijing。
tazhengzhazhezuozhilexie，busixindizhuiwen：“nei......neishinitidelihun，haishiwotidea？”
moyunchidemuguangzhongyuzaitalianshangtingdunlebanmiao，shengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu：“nitide。”
“zheizenmekeneng？！”shenxingranrenbuzhubagaoleyinliang，yiliandenanyizhixin。
jiutazheikanjianshuaigejiuxiangpushangqudetiangouyang，bieshuozhudongtilihunle，pashiliangentadashengshuohuadoudezhuomobantianba？zheijuqingfazhanyetailipule！
tanaolenaotou，xinlidehaoqixinxiangyecaosidefengzhang，nandaozheishuaigekanzherenmorenyang，shijishangpiqichadaobaozha，chadaoliantazheizhong“yangou”dourenbulededibu？
shenxingranyanlekoutuomo，xiaoxinyiyidiwen：“nei......wodangchuweishenmeyaogennitilihuna？zongbunengpingbaiwugujiulileba？”
moyunchichenmolejimiao，bochunqingqi，tuchudehuaxiangyikezhaleizaishenxingranerbianzhakai：“nichuguile。”
“......”shenxingranshunjianjiangzaiyuandi，yanjingdengdebigangcaitingdao“zijitilihun”shihaiyaoda，zuibaweizhangzhe，bantianmeiheshang。
出轨？
她？
bushuotashigeba“zhenchengzhengzhi”kezaiguzilideren。
jiupingmoyunchizheizhanglian，tajiubukenengfangzhezheimegedashuaigebuyao，quchuguibierena？
shenxingranyuezhuomoyuejuedebuduijing，meitouzhoudenengjiasiwenzi。
zheijuqingzouxiangyetaimohuanle，binaozhendangdailaidetouyunnaozhanghairangtatoutengyulie。
jiuzaizheishi，fangmenbei“kuangdang”yishengtuikai，zheicijinlaidenianqingnanrendaizheyizhenfengsidehuoli，shunjiandapolebingfangliningzhidelengfenwei。
tachuanzhelianglansedelianmaoweiyi，maozixiexiekuazainaohou，luchuyitoubeifajiaozhuadepengsongdezongseduanfa，jilvsuifabujiditiezaibaomandeetoushang。
yanjingyoudayouliang，cikequeyinweizhejidengdeyuanyuande，xiangzhizhamaodexiaoshou。
bilianggaotingquedaizhedianshaonianqiderougan，chunxianfenmingdezuibazhengjinjinminzhe，xiahexianhaidaizheweituodeqingse，hunshendousanfazhexianhuoyouaojiaodeqixi。
shenxingrankanzhechuangjinlaidenanren，yanjing“shua”diyouliangle。
这颜值也很能打啊！
taxinlidexiaosuanpanpilipalaxiangqilai，nandaozheiweijiushimoyunchishuodeneige“chuguiduixiang”？
蛙趣，这波不亏啊！
nanrengenbenmeizhuyitadeyanshen，yichongguolaijiushenshouyaobalatadegebo，jihouhoudiwen：“shenxingrannimeishiba？shangdezhongbuzhong？yishengzenmeshuode？”
shenxingranyibapaikaitadeshou，meijietadehua，fanerzhuantoukanxiangpangbiandemoyunchi，yanjinglishanshuozhebaguayouqidaideguangmang，xiaoshengwen：“zheiwei......jiushineiwei？”
moyunchihaimeilaidejikaikou，pangbiandenianqingnanrenjiuzhouqilemei，yilianmomingqimiao：“shenmezheiweineiweide？niwensheini？nizenmeyanga？naozimeibeizhuanghuaiba？shuohuazenmediansandaoside！”
moyunchizhongyukailekou，yuqiyijiupingdan：“bushi。”
nianqingnanrengengbuleyile，zhijiezhamao：“nimenliangdashenmemiyuni？shenmebushi？shenmegenshenmea？”
moyunchitaiyankanletayiyan，yanjianyigaidijieshi：“tashiyile，taxianzaiyiweinishitadechuguiduixiang。”
“**！”
haimeicongmoyunchishuoshenxingranshiyideshiqingshanghuiguoshenlai，nianqingnanrenjiubeineijuchuguiduixiang，jirenule。
tataishoujiujileshenxingranyigeqingcuidenaoguabeng，“ninainaide！xiaoyeshinididi，shenxingrannigemeinaozidewanyier。”