第2章
“nitoulewodefenshu？！”
jinxiaoxuemengditaiqitou，neishuangzongshiqingchewenshundeyanjingcikeranzhenanyizhixindehuoyan，sisidingzhujinzaizhichi、zhuangrongjingzhidelixiaoxiao。
“偷？”
lixiaoxiaoniezhetaxiabadeshouzhifeidanmeiyousongkai，fanergengyonglidiqialexiaqu，zhijiajihuyaoqianjinrouli，“jinxiaoxue，fankeyiluanchi，huakebunengluanshuo，nishuowotounifenshu？zhengjuni？a？”
tamengdishuaikaijinxiaoxuedexiaba，zhanzhishenti，jugaolinxiadipinizhe，zitaiaomandexiangzaikanyizhichuisizhengzhadelouyi。
“wodejuanzi！wodedatika！”
jinxiaoxuebugulianjiahexiabadecitong，liangqiangzheshangqianyibu：“woyaochajuan！woyaokanwodeyuanshishijuan！neishangmianshiwodebiji！shiwodedaan！”
“715fenshiwode！”
“lixiaoxiao，nitoubuzou！”
tadehuaxiangtouruyouguodeshuidi，shunjianzaiweiguandexueshengzhongzhakai。
“查卷？哈哈哈！”
lixiaoxiaoxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，kuazhangdidaxiaoqilai，yindetashenhouneilianggegenbannvshengyegenzhechichidixiao。
“niyiweinishishei？gaokaojuanzishinixiangchajiunengchade？nidangjiaoyujushinijiakaidemaofanga？”
tadegenbanyegenzhegezhongchaofeng。
“jinxiaoxue，xingxingba！nijiushigekao170fendefeiwu！renqingxianshi！biezaizheierfenggousideluanyaoren，diurenxianyan！”
“jiushi！yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishenmedexing！”
“170fenhaixiangpengcishengzhuangyuan？zhenbuyaolian！”
jinxiaoxuedelianyoucanbaizhuanweizhanghong，youxunsutunquxuese，biandeyipiansihui，tamengdizhuantou，manhuaixiwangdekanxiangxiaozhangliuguodong。
“刘校长！”
jinxiaoxuedeshengyindaizhekenqiu：“ninshixiaozhang！ninzhidaowopingshichengjide！lixiaoxiaotashiquanxiaoyoumingdexuezha，tagenbenbukenengshishengzhuangyuan！”
“qiuqiunin！zhuchigongdao！”
“woyaochajuan！woyaoshensu！”
“wodechengjibeitoule！”
liuguodongzhoulezhoumei，tafeikuaidipieleyiyanbinlichelishensedanmodejiangyue，youkanleyiyanzhigaoqiyangdelixiaoxiao。
“行了行了！”
他猛地挺起啤酒肚：
“jinxiaoxue！ninaogoulemeiyou？！”
shengyinyoujianyouli，daizheburongzhiyidequanwei。
“chajuan？shensu？niyiweigaokaoshishenmeerxima？！xitongchucuo？nizhidaogaokaoxitongyouduomeyanmima？a？”
“lixiaoxiaotongxuenengkao715fen，neishitahoujibofa，shirenjiadidiaozangzhuo！shizhenzhengdeshili！”
“nikaoge170fen，busijinqu，buhaohaofanshengzijiweishenmekaozheimecha，fanerzaizheiliwumietongxue，raoluanzhixu，eyifeibangshengzhuangyuan？！”
“sheijinidedanzia？”
meiyijuzhiwendouxiangzhongchui，henhenzazaijinxiaoxueyaoyaoyuzhuidexinfangshang。
“haitounichengji？jianzhishihuangmiujuelun！wujizhitan！”
liuguodongzhijiexuanpan，“wokannijiushixinlishiheng，jiduchengxing，womenjiangningyizhongdelian，doubeinidiujinle！”
“woxianzaiyixiaozhangdemingyixuanbu，jinxiaoxue！nipinxingbuduan，eyifeibang，yanzhongweifanxiaoguixiaoji！yingxiangjiqielie！”
“jikeqi，kaichunidexueji！”
“erqie，niruguozaigannaoxiaqu，wonengbaozheng，jiangningxianrenheyisuogaozhong，doubuhuijieshouni！nilianfududezige，doumeiyoule！”
“轰隆——！”
kaichuxueji！boduofuduzige！
zheizuihoudeyiji，rutongjiutianjinglei，chedijiangjinxiaoxuepiruwanjiebufudeshenyuan！
tasuoyoudejianchi，suoyoudexiwang，suoyouguanyuweilaidechongjing，zaizheiyikebeixiaozhangbinglengdehuayuniandefensui！
hanchuangkudushierniandeririyeye，fuqinzaitianjianditougengzhongdebeiying，shengchijianyongjitamaicankaoshushicucaodeshouzhang......
suoyouzhichengtadexinnian，shunjianbengta！
“bu......bushizheiyangde......”
tanannanzhe，yanshenkongdong，shentiyaoyaoyuzhui，xiangyipianzaikuangfengzhongjijiangposuidekuye。
“嘻嘻！”
lixiaoxiaoxinshangzhejinxiaoxuechedibengkuidemoyang，manyouyouditaochuzijixiangmanshuizuandeangguishouji，duizhejinxiaoxueshihunluopo、manlianleihendelangbeiyangzi，“kaca”yishengpailexialai。
“啧，真可怜。”
taqingpiaopiaodishuoleyiju，xiangshizaidianpingyijianlaji。
“潇潇，上车。”
jiangyuedanmodeshengyincongchelichuanlai，tabuxiangbashiqingnaoda，buguoduifangdejiatingjiushinongminjiating，suibiandayayixiayemeishenmeshi。
ganghao，hepolezheiqiongnvhaidedanzi，tayebugannaoshile。
省得麻烦。
“嗯。”
lixiaoxiaoqingmiedisaolejinxiaoxuezuihouyiyan，xiangdiudiaoyikuaiyongguodemobu，zhuanshen，zitaiyouyadiwanyao，zhunbeizuojinneixiangzhengzhejueduiquanshiyushehuadebinlicheli。
“不！”
jiuzaichemenjijiangguanshangdeshunjian。
jinxiaoxueshoubulele，tachaozheneiliangheisedebinlipuleguoqu！
“bawodechengji！haijiwo！”
tayongjinlequanshendeliqisihouzhe，leishuihunhezhequruhefennu，xiongyongerchu。
然而。
tagangchongchuliangbu，jiubeineilianggeyizhigenzailixiaoxiaopangbiandenvhunzituileyiba，zhenggerenyiyizhongjiqilangbeidezishi，zhongzhongdi、jiejieshishidixiangqianpudao！
“砰！”
沉闷的撞击声。
tazhenggerenhenhendishuaizaibinglengjianyingdeshuinidishang，xiabakezaidimian，shunjianchuanlaijutong，zuilichangdaolenongzhongdexuexingwei。
xigaiheshouzhoucapo，**laditeng！
neishenxidefabaidexiaofuzhanmanlechentu，langbeibukan。
“嗡~”
binlimushangdeyinqingfachudichendepaoxiao，luntaiwuqingdinianguotashuaisuideshoujicanhai，fachucierdesuiliesheng，ranhouzhijiekaizou。
“别走啊！”
jinxiaoxuetulaodishenchushou，shituzhuazhuneiyuanqudecheying，zhijianzhichupengdaobinglengdekongqihefeiyangdechentu，houlongligunchudebuzaishisihou，ershiposuide、daizhexuemodewuyan：
“haijiwo......qiuqiuni......haijiwoa......”