第2章 你怎么那么不要脸啊

zaidezhiruanxingwanyaolihunleyihou,zuoweinengtongchuanyitiaoqunzidehaojiemei,peishanshanxianshi**rumalezhoucishenshifenzhong,youcaidao:“neigegounanrenzhendeyifenqiandoumeijini?taquwaimiangaonenmodoushiyizhiqianjin,juranduinizheigeqizizheimekou?”

“yebukouba,wozheisannianzaitaneiernalebushaoqian,tameizhaowoyaohuiqudousuanhaodele。”

“nibunengzheimexianga,nimenshifuqi,tadeqianjiushinideqian,nideqianhaishinideqian!zaishuole,tameitianhaibaipiaonini,niyongtadianqianzenmele!”

ruanxingwantaiyangxuetiaoletiao:“ninenghuangecima。”

peishanshanlengjinglexia:“baoqian,yishiqingnanzijin。”

ruanxingwanwozaishafali,renlerenhaishimeirenzhu,madao:“jintianwotichulihun,neigegounanrenjuranhaiwenwoyaoduoshaoqian?lihunxieyishutadoumeikanyiyan,xiangshipawoshizidakaikou,yaodiaotashenshangyikuairou!zhiyuma?”

“neihuashuohuilai,niweishenmeyaolihun?jiugentahaozhea,kansheihaosishei。”

wenyan,ruanxingwanyoupingjinglexialai:“e,shusiweihuaiyunle。”

shusiweishizuijinxiaoyoumingqidenenmo,hezhoucishenzoudehenjin,mingyanrendounengkanchulaitamendeguanxifeibixunchang。

ruanxingwanhezhoucishenjiehunsannian,tazhidaozhoucishenduitadeyanechengdu,yigeyuenenghuijialiangci,yijingshitazuidaderennaixiandule。

tamenmeiciqinredoushilixinggongshi,zhoucishenduitameiyoubanfenganqingzailimian。

zenmenengbatanongtengzenmelai。

shusiweibushizhoucishenshenbianchuxianguodediyigenvren,xingwanbingmeiyoufangzaixinshang。

zhidaoyigexingqiqian,tamanxinhuanxindeweilejijiangdaolaidejiehunsanzhoujinianrixuanliwushi,shusiweiturannazheyunjianbaogaochuxianzaitamianqian,zhigaoqiyangdexuanbu:“wohuaiyunle,nishishihougaibazhoutaitaideweizhirangchulaile。”

zaikandaoneifenyunjianbaogaoshi,ruanxingwanzheisannianlaisuoyoudeziqiqirendouchenglexianshideyingtoutongji。

neixiehuiyixuelinlindechengxianzaitamianqian,fangfoshizaigaosuta,ruanxingwana,nishibushijuedeyanqianzheigenvrenyou**youexin,kenizhisuoyinengjiajizhoucishen,buyeshiyonglezheiyangdeshouduan,naduzilidehaizibihunma。

niyeshitongyangde,rangzhoucishengandaoexin。

xianzaibuguoshiyourenbatayuanlaideshouduanzhongfuleyibianeryi。

peishanshanqidebuxing:“zheizenmenengyiyang,nidangshihezhoucishenjiehuntashidanshende,keshusiweimingzhidaoyounidecunzai,haidengtangrushi,zheijiushigechoubuyaoliandexiaosan!”

“wusuoweile,douchabuduo。”ruanxingwandao,“qishijiajizhoucishendezheisannian,womeiwandoushuibuhao,buguanzenmeyang,tadangchuqueshishibeipoquwode,xianzailihunletinghao,woshenmeyebuqiantale。”

peishanshanyou**rumalezhoucishenheshusiweineiduigounannvbangexiaoshihou,caibayanpizidoukaishidajiaderuanxingwandaidaowoshi:“niyihoujiuzhuwozheiliba,fanzhengwonanpengyoubuzai,zheifangzineimeda,woyigerenzhuzhenghaohaipa。”

ruanxingwandazhehaqiandiantou:“wanan。”

diertianxiawu,lihunxieyishuchuxianzaizhoucishendebangongzhuoshang,moweichudeqianmingxiangshizaizhangyawuzhuadechaotashiwei。

linnankanzhezijialaobanyuelaiyuelengchendelianse,shangqianyibudao:“zhouzong,wogangcaigenxinghugongguanneibianquerenguole,taitaizaizuowanjiuyijingbanzoule,chulesirenwupinzhiwai,qiyushenmedoumeina。”

zhoucishenheshanglihunxieyi,suishourengzhiyipang:“jingshenchuhu,shenmedoubuna。nishuo,tazheiciyouzaigenwowanshenmeyuqinguzongdebaxi?”

linnanmeiyoudahua,youbushitalaopo,tanalizhidaotamenfuqijiandeqingqua。

zhoucishenyemeidasuancongtaneilitingdaoshenmeyouyongdehuida,danshengdao:“chuquba。”

linnanzouleliangbuyouzhehui:“zhouzong,zaibalidingzhideneitiaoxianglianyijingdaole,neixianzaishi……”

zheibenlaishizhouzongsongjizhoutaitaidejiehunsanzhouniandeliwu,kanxianzaizheiyang,yeshipaibushangyongchangle。

“扔了。”

lengdanmeiyouwendudelianggezi。

林南:“是。”

linnanzouhou,zhoucishenzhongxinjianqileneifenlihunxieyi,muguangluozaiqianmingchu,chixiaolesheng,meimujianjinshilenglie。

yigenengbuxixishengzijiyanleyichukurouji,zaimuselazhetadeyixiuqiutajiuta,zaidazhehuaiyundehuangzishangmenbihundenvren,xinsidaidu,weidamudebuzheshouduan,zenmekenengturanliangxinfaxianle。

buguoshiyouyoulexindemude。

zhoucishenjiangshoulidezhizhangrouchengyituan,rengjinlelajitongli。

……

ruanxingwanzaijialidenglehaojitian,doumeidengdaozhoucishendexiaoxi,fachudeduanxinyeyirujiwangdeshichendahai。

diyitian:【lihunxieyishushoudaolema,woyijingqianhaozile,niyoushijiangaosuwoyisheng,womenquminzhengjubashouxubanleba?】

dafangtitie,wenrouguaiqiao。

diertian:【hello?kandaowoxiaoxilema?niduilihunxieyishuyoushenmebumandedifangma?】

jinshenshitan,dadanqiuzheng。

disantian:【zhouzong,wozhidaoningongzuohenmang,danshinengfouqingninbaimangzhizhongchouchushijianlaihewoligehunni?】

kezhibaoshou,baizhebunao。

disitian:【zhoucishennihainengbunengxingle,ligehunmomojijide,niyaoshizhenneimebuxiangjiandaowodehuajiuganjinbashouxubanle,yihoulaosibuxiangwanglai。xiexie。】

renwukeren,wuxuzairen。

第五天——

[duifangkaiqilehaoyouyanzheng,nihaibushita(ta)haoyou。qingxianfasonghaoyouyanzhengqingqiu,duifangyanzhengtongguohou,cainengliaotian。]

呵呵。

狗男人。

ruanxingwandangjifangxiashoujiqishen,daolemusehuisuo。

buguotahaoxiangyunqibutaihao,meiyoudundaozhoucishen,ershiyudaoletadexiayirentaitai。

shusiweibenlaishihepengyouyuelelaizheilichifan,gangzoudaomenkou,jiukanjianruanxingwanzhanzaineili,dangjibuxiedexiaolexiao,caizhegaogenxiezouguoqu,yuqidailejifenchaofeng:“nigaibuhuixianzaidouhaimeisixin,xiangyaolaizheilizhaocishenba?”

ruanxingwandandankanletayiyan,meishuohua。

shusiweijiantazheirenrennaniedemoyang,gengjialaijing:“nizenmeneimebuyaoliana,wodougennishuolewohuaiyunle,nijingranhaibazhanlezhoutaitaideweizhibufang,nibuzhidaonisichanlandadeyangziyouduochouma!”