第三章她是个傻子
guqingrupinlemingdeyongshouruodeshenzihuzhuahao，xiesidilidechongzheneibangkaojindegongnvmamamenhoudao：“gunkai！”
shenhoudeahaojinzhuazhetadeyixiu，chouchouyeyedekudao：“niangqin，niangqin，ahaomeiyoutouqian，ahaozhishixiangnadiediejidepiaoliangshitoujiniangqinhuanyao，ahaomeiyoutouqian，ahaozhendemeiyou......”
“niangzhidao，niangzhidaonibuhui，womenahaoshizuiguaide。”guqingrubijianfasuan，buzhudititacadiaolianshangdeleishui，“niangxinahao，ahaoshizuiguaide。”
“haizhenshimunvqingshena。”wenruyilansandeyaozheshouzhongdegushan，meitouyitiao，“limama，gaosuruiwangfeifanletoudaozhizuiyaozenmezefa。”
houzaipangcedejianzhuangmamalimahuihuadao：“huifurendehua，yaoyongbeihuoshaodeguntangdetiechizedashouxinyibaixia，caihaorangrenjizheyihoubiefanzheizhongjianpizicaihuizuodeshi。”
“wenruyi，ahaoshibailiyedeguxue，nigandongtajiubupabailiyeyaonideming？！”
“pa，benfurendangranpa，dannijuezhetazaiwodeshoulihaijiandezhehuangshangme？baokuoni，zheibeizidoubuhuizaijiandao。”wenruyixianedesaoguoguqingruhuaizhongmuguangchishadenvwa，“yigeshaledeyatoueryi，huangshangzenmekenenghuifangzaixinshang，yongxing！”
delinghouchongshanglaidemamamenyibajiangguqingruzhizhu，tatongdemenhengleyisheng，shenhouzaobeixianxuejinshideyiwucikecaibeirenkanleqingchu，hedeneibangmamazhongyourenjinghuchusheng。
guqingruhunshenshixuedejiangahaohuzaishenhou，tarentongchuaikaineibangyixiafanshangdemama，nudao：“jinri·nimensheigandongdagongzhuyisiyihao！wojiuyaolesheideming！”
danneibangmamakeshiwenruyiteyicongxiyifangdiaoguolaidecushipozi，yingshengshengdejiangguqingruhuaizhongdeahaolachelechulai！gengshizaiguqingrudefushanghenhendichuaileyijiao，zhuazhetadesizhianzailedishang！
limamaliezuixiaodao：“wangfeiniangnianghaishihaohaodezaiyipangkanzheba，hainengshaoshoudiankuchu。”
huayincailuo，limamashouzhongchizhedeguntangtiechijiuhenhendiluozaileahaodeshouzhangxinshang！zhenzhenqingyanbansuizheroubeishaojiaodeqiweizaidianzhongmiman！
ahaokudesixinliefei！tongdexiangyaobashousuohuilai，quebeineibangmamaanzhuleyoushou！renpingbeidadexueroumohudoubunengdongdanfenhao！
“wenruyi！nichongwolai！biepengwonver！”guqingrutingzheahaodekuhanshengxintongrudaoge，tatouyihuizaiwenruyimianqiandixialetou，siyadeshengyintouzhenongzhongdejuewanghetongchu，“wenfuren！woqiuni！woguqingruqiuni！minfujiaonvbushan，yuandaidagongzhushouguo！”
wenruyipinchadedongzuoyidun，xiaokanzheta，“nigangganghuanwoshenme？”
“wenfuren，minfuyuandainvshouguo！”guqingruyiziyijudecongkouzhongtuchuzheijuqingxidehua，jinhuyaobakouzhongdexuexingweijinshuyanhuihoujian，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，tahuanhuanbishangyanguizailewenruyidemianqian，“zheiwushibanzigaishiminfulaishou，yudagongzhuwuguan。”
“aru，guozhenhaishizhiyounicaidongdezenmehongbenfurengaoxing。”wenruyixiaoyanruhua，taishouhuilehui，shiyitamenfangkaitonghunguoqudenianyou·nvtong。
shoudejinhupibaogudexiaoshoubeitiechidadeyipianxuewu，jiulianpiroudoubeihuoshengshengdetangdiaoleyidapian，yinyuenengkandaoxuerouzhizhongdebaigu。
guqingrudetongkongzhouranjinsuo，tazhanzhanweiweidecongdishangpaguoqu，xiangyaoqucadiaotashoushangdexuewu，quezaikanzheneizhixueroumohudexiaoshoushidouranluolei。
tazhidaoahaodezheizhishoukendingshifeile，tadenvercongcijiulianweiyiwanhaodeshentidoumeiyoule，chechedididechenglegechishadefeiren。
tajinzhuazheahaoweiweidoudongdexiaomuzhi，jinhubengkuidepazaidishangkudeshengsilijie，jiulianxindineizuiweijueqiangdeyidaodiqiangdouzaicikequanranbengtahuimie。
“wenruyi！woshaleni！”guqingrubuzhishinalaideliqiduoguolimamashouzhongbeishaodeguntangdetiechi，zhangxinshunshijiubeitangdepiroufenli，taqiangrenzhezuanxindetongyi，chihongzheshuangyanhenhendichaxiangtadexiongkouchu！
zheiyituruqilaidebiangulingdezhanghuangongzhongdezhongrenwanwanmeiyouliaodao，danneitiechihaiweipengdaowenruyifenhao，jiubeicongmangganlaidebailiyezhichuyupeidaluozaidi！
bailiyetaishouyizhangbatadafanzaidi！yaoyanudao：“guqingru，zaizhenmianqianniyeganfangsi！”
zhishizheiyizhangquerangtachedidekanqingleguqingrushenhoubeixianxuejintouquanranbianleyansedeqinyi，zheishitacaizhuyidaotadejiaoxiaquanrandoushixuejiaoyin，zhenggerenzaoyiyinshixueguoduochanruobukan，diezaidishangoulehaojikouxue。
tamouzhongdemuguangweiranyibian，caiyaoshangqianjiubeilimamaguidilanzhu，haotaodakudesudao。
“huangshang！huangshangqiunintifurenzuozhua！yinweidagongzhutaiguowanlie，furenbuhaoguanjiaozhinengguolaikanwangwangfeiniangniangqingjiaoyier，ke......kesheiliaodaowangfeiniangniangjuranyaowomenjiashangtanhuo，yongshaohongledetiechizedadagongzhu！womenfurenpinlemingdexiangyaohuzhedagongzhuhaibeiwangfeiniangniangrumashiqing·loulichulaidechangnvzhi！zhinengguidikuqiuwangfeiniangniangbuyaoxiashou！”
“limama，nibiezaishuole......”wenruyitaishoushiquyanjiaodeleishui，qiangchengzhexuruoxiaodao：“huangshangbietingtade，meiyoudeshi，zhishichenqieweinengguanjiaohaodagongzhu，lingdearushiwangcaihui......caihuizheiyangdiankuangba......zhishikeliandagongzhudeshoupashibeidafeile......”
bailiyeshenxingmengranyizhan，jibushangqianbaoqihunjueguoqudenvtong，kanzhebeixuejinhurandeheiwudexiaoshou，xintoushangsishibeidaoguabanhenhendiduosuoleyixia，“taiyi！mashangxuantaiyi！”
“huangshang......”wenruyixintougedengleyixia，yinganbuan。
bailiyequeshifenhaoweicengkantayiyan，henhenyijiaochuaizailimamadexiongkoushang，xianxieyaoletadebantiaoming，yanshenhenlalingrenfazhi，“gounucai！dagongzhushangchengzheiyangninanciqijiu！”
zheifanleitingzhinulingdewenruyikouzhongshengxiadehuashengshengdetunlehuiqu，beichuaidaozaididelimamahuangmangpaqilaibuzhuketoukuhandao：“huangshang，nubigaisi！nubimenshizaishibuganlanzhewangfeiniangnianga！wangfeiniangniangshuotashinindefaqi，womenzheibangjianbitangruoganzulanbanfenjiuyaonubimenrentouluodia！”
sishiweilezhengmingtasuoshuofeixu，neibangguizaidishangdelaomamamenyebuzhudeketoucheng“shi”。
bailiyejinbaozhehuaizhongnianyoudenvtongcaizaidimianzaluandexuejishang，danshouqiazhuguqingrudebojing，mouguangliangbozhiji，congchijianyiziyijudejichu，“nigaosuzhen，shibushinizuode？”
beitaqiazhubojingdenvrenyanshenyian，sishizaineiyishunchedidesiquchenghui，tadingzheneizhangtachaosimuxianglezuzuliangniandejunyanchenmolebanshang，caichixiaozheluolei，xiaoronglijiazazheshuobuchudesuanchu，“bailiye，nizhidaowozheibeizizuipashenmema？panibuxinwo，panihenwo，gengpaniyouchaoyiriweilebiedenvrenyongzheizhongyanshenkanzhewo。”
wenyantadexintouhenhendichou·dongleyixia，shenhouqueshituwudeyizhenjinghusheng！
“buhaole！huangshang！furenyinweishangzhongchuxueyunguoqule！”