第四章吃醋
qiaodanianjinjiezheshuo:“neitianyeliyusuiranda,danshiwojideqingqingchuchu,wojuebushizaiyinsufenjiamenkouyunguoqude。”
tahuiyizheyoudao:“wojidewoyunguoquzhiqianzhuaqiyikuaizhuantouzaleyigeshougezidenaodai。”
xuqingbodianlediantou:“shu,ninbieji,yidingnengzhaodaobeihoudexiongshou。”
qiaoximeixinliyoulebaofulizhiyuanheyinsufendejihuale,dantaguyishiruodao:“qingboge,nihuibangwoba?”
tabushichongzhetadiedemianzibandianbutiqinshima。
neitajiudangzhetadiedemianwenta。
xuqingbobeiqiaoximeidexiaohuanglexiayan,tamomobiekaiyan:“shu,ninfangxin,wohuibangximeide。”
sangerenzhengshuozhehuajiutingjianwaimianchuanlaileshengyin:“qiaodabo,ninhaodianlema?”
huayincailuoxia,jiujianbencunchijiaoyishengdeguinvsongfangfeibeizheyigeshiziyaoxiangzijinlaile。
qiaoximeirendeta,zheigesongfangfeiyizhiduixuqingboyouyisi,zhishiaiyutadiexiangenxujiadingleqinshicaimeiganyinglai。
songfangfeitiaomenlianjinlaiduizheqiaodanianxiaodao:“qiaodashu,woniangshuorangwobangtalaikankanninhaodezayang。”
qiaodanianxiaoxiao:“haohaizi,wobuneimetengle。”
songfangfeidiandiantou:“neijiuhao,ninyaoshihaiyounabushutanjiugaosuwo。”
乔大年笑笑。
songfangfeitoutoumiaoleyiyanxuqingbo:“xudage,nidetuihaitengbuteng,shangcideyaoshibushiyongwanle?woxianzainengjirenshizhenle,yaobuyaowobangnishizhenshunbianzuozuoxuewei**。”
xuqingbozaicijujue:“xiexie,butengle,buyonglaodongnile。”
qiaoximeixinlilenghengyisheng,zheinashilaikantadiea,zheifenmingshiwenzhexuqingboderouweilaide。
不害臊。
haoa,zheixuqingboyeyizhimeizhejiquziji,meizhunzheishihaidianjizheisongfangfeini。
qiaoximeizaiyipangjiaodididekaikouwen:“songjiajiejie,nizaiweixiaobiyelema?”
songfangfeilianseyizhi,taheqiaoximeitongsui,zenmejiuchenglejiejieni:“haiyoulianggeyuejiubiyele,woniangshuorangwoxianzaizheijigecunliyizhen,lilianlilian。”
“aiya,nikezhenshilihaia。”
“qingboge,nikansongjiajiejiezheiyangreqing,burunijiurangtabangnikankantuiba。”qiaoximeiguyidaizhejifenjiaochen,qingqingdebaozhexuqingbodeshoubeihuanglehuang。
xuqingbomengdibeiqiaoximeizhuazhushoubeihoushuadehonglelian。
songfangfeiqiaozheqiaoximeiguyilouzhexuqingbojiuqibudayichulai:“zheilishizhenbufangbian,haidequweishengsuo。”
qiaoximeishunshijiehuamosuozhexuqingbodeshoubei:“qingboge,nishenmeshihouqudehuawopeiniyiqiquya?”
kannimenzaiyanpizidixiahainengfanchuhualai。
xuqingbobeimosuodemiansefeihong:“wo,buyong**。”
songfangfeiwenyanchuixialemeiyan,lishihongleyanquan,yanleiweizheyanquandazhuan。
tayaoleyaozuichunkanlexuqingboyiyandaizhenongzhongdebiyindao:“neiqingboge,nishenmeshihoubushutanle,jidezhaowo。”
qiaoximeiganjuexuqingboxiangbashouchouhuiqu,tayibayoujizuanzhulailegeshizhijiaowo:“songjiajiejie,nikanyaoburannijiaojiaowo,nigenqingbogebijingnannvshoushoubuqin,wohuitoubangqingboge**yeyiyangde。”
songfangfeiqidebeiqiyaoxiangdao:“zheidongxibunengluanande,zheidoushiyoujiangjiude,nishenmedoumeixueguo,haishiquyaosheliandehao。”
qiaoximeibianbianzui:“songjiajiejiehaizhenshirexinchang,qianyuandesanshenziyenaotuiteng,haiyouhouyuandeernainaiyefanleyaobing,gebidewangdaniangshuogebotaibuqilaile,woqubatamendouyaohelai,nijiqiaoqiaoba。”
tashuozhesakaixuqingbodeshouzuoshichuqujiaoren。
songfangfeichedibianlelianle:“biele,wohaiyoujishini,neibianhaiyouyigefagaoshaodedengzhewodazhenni,woxianzoule。”
qiaoximeikanzhetaluohuangertaodebeiyinggaoshengdao:“neihuitounatiannidelekong,wojiangzheixierendoujiaodaoyiqi,nihaohaojitamendouzhizhi,haiyouneigetanhuanzaichuangdelidayeyizhinaotengni。”
xuqingboqiaozheqiaoximeiyihuishenjiubianleliansedeyangzikaikoudao:“womeizhaotanayao,shiwoniangqude。”
qiaoximeixindao,bieguanshishei,zheishiliangshoudoudasuanzheni。
taqiaoximeikebuyunxuzheiyangdeshi,burantabujiubaihuolema。