“哗……”
dangchenyezoushangwutai，buguanshixianchangguanzhong，haishizhibojiandewangyou，quandoushiyipianhuaran。
wuta，shizaishineiminghuanghuangdecaidaotaiguoyaoyanle。
“wocao，zheishinageyirena，piqizheimebao，shiyaoweiminchuhaima？”
“yeyoukenengshizouchuanxiongdeerzi，baowufuzhichoulaile！”
“gezhepingmuwodoujuedeshaqilinrana，buzhidaopingweimenyoumeiyouheniao？”
“ai，zheibushiwojiagegechenyema？”
“chenye，lanqiunitaimei？jiyemei？neibushigebaiwuyiyongdexiaoxianrouma？”
……
chenyebuquguanguanzhonghewangyoudefanying，jingzhizoudaowutaizuiqianmian，muguangjiongjiongdikanzhepingweixishangdesanren。
“neige，zheiweixuanshou，ni，nifangxiadao，youhuahaohaoshuo，nihainianqing，biezoushangfanzuidedaolu……”
xueziqianyouyuandikanleyanpangbiandehuachengyuhemeiqi，xinliquanshitucao。
zaozhidaozheigepingweihaiyaochengshoushengmingweixian，dasiyebulaia！
zhiyaohainenghuoxiaqu，yihouhuachengyuhemeiqizaidedifang，woxueziqiantuibisanshe！wozhishixianghaohaohuozhe。
zhibojiandewangyoumenbenlaihaitingjinzhang，kandaoxueziqianyimiaozhongrensong，douxiaoleqilai：
“haha，laoxuehaoyangde，rensongxiaodaren！”
“shenmerensong，neishicongxin！”
“luzhuanfenle，ruguolaoxuenenghuozhezouchuhuangguotaidehua！”
“zheici，shiliuliangmingxingdezhengfeng，genlaoxueguanxibuda（buguolaoxuedequepasidiyiming）！”
chenyetingzhexueziqiandequandao，zuijiaogouqiyisiweixiao，zheigelaoxue，guoranheqianshiyimaoyiyang，bingmeiyoushenmeouxiangbaofua！
wocao！xueziqiangenghuangle。
nazhehanguangsiyidecaidao，zuijiaohaiyouyisibiantaideweixiao，zenmekanzenmejuedeyaodongshoule！
laoxuezhanqilai，yibalaqihuachengyu，dangzailezijiqianmian。
花成语：？？？
huachengyudaoshixiangyaozhengtuo，kewunaituiyijingruanle，zaijiashangxueziqianliqida，yagenzhengtuobukai。
suoxing，huachengyuyanjingyibi，yifuhedaoyundao，haiyingyongjiuyideyangzi。
chenyekanzhelaoxuededongzuo，chadianxiaopen，ganjinkongzhixiazijidelianbubiaoqing，yaozhuzuichun，qiangrenxiaoyi。
erjiemudezhibojianli，zaoyijingzaicifeiteng：
“hahaha，taitemegaoxiaole，laoxuesidaoyoubusipindaodeguandian，zhendezheng！”
“kanhuafashi，songdeyapihaiyifuyingyongjiuyideyangzi，yetingkeaide！”
“dui，zheilianghuogaiqujinjunxiaopinjie！”
“laoxue：shibiantaijiulaikanwoxiongdi！huachengyu：woteme？”
“congchenyeshangtai，daoxianzaiyijing1fen28miao，meiqiyidongbudong，yijinghemengbi。”
……
yishijian，xueziqianyihuachengyuweidunpaipeihezhechenyedaidaoshangtaibenshangleresoubang。
zhiyupingweixishang，meiqidangranluandongbule，yinweitafaxianzijiyijingkongzhibulezijideshentile。
zijigangpenlezouchuanxiong，zheigeyirenjiutidaoshangtai，baiminglechongtalaidea！
shoujingdemeiqiganjuedao，shentili，sihuyougunuanliuzaisiyidiliudongzhe……
houtaidaoyanshili，zhudaowuzhulenaodai。
zijizhishixiangchugejiemu，linggegongzi，shuagecunzaigan，zenmegaolezheimeduoyaoezia！
xianshihuachengyuzhizexinrenmaoxiaoyi，youshimeiqiwurulaogeshou，zheihuizheigeheihongxianrouchenye，jurantamanadaoshangtai！
“kuai，kuaizhaoanbaorenyuandaotaixiajiuwei！”
zhudaokebunengzaitangpingbailanle，zhiqianbuguanbugu，dingduojiushikaichu。
zheihuiyaoshichuleshi，zijikejiuzhenyaobeidaoyanjiechumingle！
……
erguanzhongxishang，benlaiyijingwubishiwang，yaozhanqilailikaidezhanglaomou，zaikandaochenyetidaoshangtaihou，youpoweiganxingqudizuolexialai。
zheigeyiren，haoxiangyoudianyisi？
shenweiyuelifengfu、jianduoshiguangdelaodaoyan，zhanglaomoukandechulai，chenyeshenshangyagenmeiyoushaqi。
buguotajiujingxiangganshenmeni？
zhanglaomouyoudianhaoqi，youyouxieqidai。
yaozhidao，nenggougouqitazheizhongqinggande，haishinianqingshihouxinhunzhiyeneicini！
nandaoshishuagedaofa？neinagecaidaogansha？
zhanglaomoubushimeixiangguo，zheinianqingyirenpabushixiangweixiepingwei？
buguosuijizhanglaomouyaoleyaotou，gongzhongyanqian，gujimeirenganxiagao，fouzeguanjinjianyudeneixieyiren，jiushitadeqianchezhijian。
erjiexialaixueziqiandexingwei，yeredetapengfudaxiao。
zheigenianqingyiren，hezheigexueziqian，douyoudianyisia！
benlaizaihoutaizhunbeibaitandezhuchirenheling，zheishihouyeshiyigejiling。
zheiyaoshizaitazhuchidewutaishangchuleshi，neizijidegongzuohaiganbuganle？
danshitayebugancoujin，zhinengzaihoutainaqihuatong，lvedaizhanyindikaikou：
“qingyirenjieshaoxiazijiba！”
helingyikaikou，chenyeyebuzaihehurenle，duizheyilingdemaikaikoudao：
“dajiahao，woshichenye。woyaobiaoyandecaiyishi……”
“篮球鸡美！”
chenyehaimeishuowan，pingweixishangdemeiqihaoxiangrenchulechenye，jinghuchusheng。
wocao！heilishibeidangzhongjiekaile。
chenyedenglemeiqiyiyan，shouzhongbuzijuediwanlegedaohua，hedemeiqiyigejiling。
zhibojianli，danmuzaicipiaodongqilai：
“haha，chenyehaobaqi，yigeyanshen，meiqidouhedaile。”
“nikanneigedaohua，shuaideyipia！”
“buzhidaoweishenme，wocongxiaoheizibianchenglexiaofensi。”
“yuanlaizheicaishichenyedezhenmianmua，lanqiujimeizhishitadejiamian！”
zicongyilanqiujimeiwuchudaohou，chenyejianzhishibiandiheifen。
keshizheicidezongyi，querangtademingshengyoulexiexuzhuanbian。
“woyaobiaoyandecaiyishi，chuyi：jiuzhuandachang！”
chenyeweixiaozhe，yilianjiaoaodixuanbudao。
？？？
xueziqianmianbujiangyingle，bujinjinshita，huachengyu、meiqi、zhanglaomou，baokuoguanzhonghewangyoumen，danaoquandoudangjile。
caiyi，bushitiaowuchanggema？
shizaibuxing，nilaigezaji？
厨艺：九转大肠？
zenmetingqilai，zheimebieniu，gaibuhuizijikongerle？
xueziqianhuanhuanzuoxia，kaikoudao：
“chen……ge？ninengbunengzaishuoyibian？”
kanzhexueziqiansongsongdeyangzi，chenyexiaohehedizaicikaikou：
“chuyi：jiuzhuandachang！”
九转大肠？
那是什么才艺？
yishijian，suoyourendoukaishitounaofengbaole。
“shineigelucai，jiuzhuandachang？”
“tingcuoleba，caiyi，bushichuyia！”
“guaibudechenyenacaidaoshangtaia！”
“jiubiaoyanzuogecai，tazenmeneimejiaoaoni？quedingshichuyibushiaoyi？”
“gegebuyaoa，napashilanqiujimeiwuwoyenengjieshou，keshidangchangxiachu，zheikezhenshiyinjiancaiyi！”
……
suizhechenyeyihuishou，yigebuxiugangdapenheyixiegongjubeiduantaileshanglai。
chenyedaishangbisai，weiweiyixiao。
jieshoulaizidachangdexiliba！
suizhechenyejiekaidapenshangdegaibu，yiguqiyideweidaoshunjianshengteng。